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Blogs > Mickey0820 > Thoughts of a Good Woman

A resume I found...........UUUMMMMM should we hire........  

Mickey0820 59F
235 posts
10/3/2008 4:13 pm
A resume I found...........UUUMMMMM should we hire........
My Resimay

To hoom it mae cunsern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.



I kin Type realee qwik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.

I think I am good on the fone and I no I am a pepole person, Pepole realee seam to reespond too me well. Certain men and all the ladies.

I no my spelling is not too good but find that I Offen can get a job wit my persinalety.



My salerery is open so we kin discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am w! erth,

I kin start emeditely. Thank yoo in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Bubba

PS: Because my resimay is a bit short - I have attached a pickture of me.


Employer's response:...

Dear Bubba,

It's OK, we've got spell check.

See you Monday.
















rm_Shazz1971 52F
1052 posts
10/3/2008 7:25 pm

 I'm pretty the picture was right next to the post... I don't normally go for cowboys... or men who can't spell.... but yeah... I'd give him job.... and he even need to use the spell check.

Thanks for the laugh Mickey!


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