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Blogs > Mickey0820 > Thoughts of a Good Woman

Everyone has probably already seen........but hey it can always be told again..........  

Mickey0820 59F
235 posts
9/15/2008 8:04 pm
Everyone has probably already seen........but hey it can always be told again..........
Men are like....

1. Men are like ........ Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.

2. Men are like ........ Bananas ..... The older they get, the less firm they are.

3. Men are like ........ Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them..

4. Men are like ........ Blenders ..... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.

5. Men are like ....... Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.

6. Men are like ....... Commercials ..... You can't believe a word they say.

7. Men are like ........ Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.

8. Men are like ........ Government Bonds ..... They take soooooooo long to mature.

9. Men are like ....... Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

10. Men are like ....... Popcorn . ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

11. Men are like . Snowstorms ............. You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

12. Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ..... Fun to look at, but not very bright.

13. Men are like ........ Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
rm_Shazz1971 52F
1052 posts
9/16/2008 7:36 pm

 are you thinking of anyone in particular? lol.... wink, wink


ThisIsMe671 57M
1156 posts
9/18/2008 3:08 pm

 I have been trying to find something in this that is wrong, but sadly I cant. Sigh, I feel like I let down my entire gender.


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