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Twitchy  

wildnwanton 61F
2108 posts
8/23/2017 8:13 am
Twitchy



For the last two days I've been utterly horny. I mean, 'horny like I was at twenty' horny.
So, I went toy shopping this morning. Hopefully I won't explode and the shower head will hold out until they arrive.
One things for certain, I'm going to be one squeaky clean bitch.
Thank you shower massage.
I'm almost a little scared over this. I haven't been this twitchy since I was a young woman with no , and while I've dealt with hormone surges before, they have never been as ...urgent? as this is.
And there is no timing whatsoever with these feelings. Nothing extraordinary to set them off. I was fine this morning, I was sitting here drinking my coffee and playing a game listening to fucking Mickey Mouse of all things, and all of a sudden.... boom! I want to fuck and I can feel myself getting wet. To say the least, this is inconveniently timed.
So...I went toy shopping.
And now we wait. And we hope that this is not just a momentary event.
While I was going through my depression, I simply didn't want to have sex. Nothing brought on any arousal, the Sahara desert had more moisture. If forced to choose between having sex and washing dishes, I would have chosen the dishes.
And I hate doing dishes, it's the most boring chore in existence.
I missed having sex, in my rational mind. I missed feeling sexy and desirable, missed the physical connection . But my body just stopped working. Zero ability to feel passion.
Want to talk about what a morbid, depressing feeling that is?
I'd rather go through childbirth again. A passionless life is a boring life. Maybe when I'm eighty I'll be happy to give up sexual passion, but today is not that day.
So...I'm going to go do my<b> workout </font></b>with the Wubbie, patiently wait until nap time, and then I'm going to take a long hot shower.
And think about sunshine, buttercups, and rainbows....
Heh, sure I am.

😈

"Shall I tell you the secret of the true scholar? It is this: every man I meet is my master in some point, and in that I learn of him."
~Ralph Waldo Emerson


citizen4722 66M  
74582 posts
8/24/2017 3:24 pm

Going solo in the shower has some great advantages


wildnwanton replies on 8/25/2017 8:23 am:
Oh yes it does! But then tandem showers can be a lot of fun too. Plus it conserves water! Bonus!!

wd40w 71M
6966 posts
8/24/2017 8:39 am

Only thing I can equate your dilemma to is...Wait for it...Having "Morning Wood"...There were quite a few years it didn't happen...Now it seems to happen with frightening regularity...It's a royal pain trying to empty ones bladder with a hard on...'Cause you can never get it completely empty...Argh...

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wildnwanton replies on 8/25/2017 8:22 am:
Hmm...I love waking up to that morning wood poking me in the back.
I've started thinking about nuns and dead puppies to combat the problem. Doesn't seem to help.

gardenboy321 60M  
41936 posts
8/23/2017 10:04 pm

Lol... someone is playing with your switch!

Thoughts from the Garden...


wildnwanton replies on 8/24/2017 4:00 am:
I think they might have duct taped that switch to the on position.

John324864 75M
1221 posts
8/23/2017 7:49 pm

So my question would be if you were horny and went shopping you didn't find someone to help you with your horny self?


wildnwanton replies on 8/24/2017 4:01 am:
Oh, I was relieved, greatly. Just had to wait for him to get home from work and the minion to go home. It was a long slow day until then lol.

CleavageFan4U 67M
69374 posts
8/23/2017 7:40 pm

So the mouse is the key, eh?

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wildnwanton replies on 8/24/2017 4:02 am:
I'll never hear the hotdog song the same way again lol.

smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
8/23/2017 7:18 pm

Consider yourself fortunate. I don't really get those horny feelings any more. Surprisingly, it doesn't bother me a great deal, but there's just something about it that makes you feel intensely alive, eh?


wildnwanton replies on 8/24/2017 3:57 am:
I consider it a blessing, for certain. I didn't miss the sex when I had my hormone drop, but I missed the connection that really good sex brings.
I'm going to enjoy every second of this.

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
8/23/2017 3:26 pm

rolling, laughing.

i'm a lot older than you but there are times when i feel like i'm going to explode if i don't come. i feel blessed.

imagine if you were one of those people who'd never had an orgasm, ever.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


wildnwanton replies on 8/23/2017 4:11 pm:
Isn't it amazing when you finally get to have that orgasm though?
Here is to maintaining passion.
And I'm happy I could give you a laugh, laughter is nectar to the ear and a balm for the soul.

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