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Fourth of July Leftovers
Fourth of July Leftovers Okay, this may be the least erotic post I ever make to this blog, and that's saying a lot. I just hosted a family get-together. In fact, it's the first I've ever hosted. Apparently, I overestimated the amount of food that would be consumed by myself and the six relatives that came over. There are maybe two people who would look at the picture of my fridge and understand without my having to say it. For everyone else, I have to say that I'm a<b> bachelor. </font></b>I eat a lot, but I eat alone and I'm only one man. What can one man possibly do? As I was writing this, I had a 25-year-old man from the UK page me on Alt. "Wank into a hi heel." (Spelling in context.) I can't guarantee that I know what that means, but I'm pretty sure the answer is 'no'. |
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Tried and failed. In fact, they left me some extra food.
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