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Blogs > rm_shoosht > Funnies and more....

Milf Island...  

rm_shoosht 59F
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5/21/2008 2:24 pm
Milf Island...

Milf Island Week 2 Immunity Challenge

They had been having a secret lust affair, Shoosht was married, young , good husband, all the trappings of wealth, couldn't ask for more...until... he, Mr BHL, we will call him, came into her life, 5'10", Black God.
They met on a Tuesday night in Glasgow, the same hotel, usually the same suite,he always arrived first as Shoosht was usually driving back from the North East or west of England
On this particular night in the dead of Winter, she had to call him to cancel as she had been caught in heavy snowfall in the Borders of England. He teased her for a time telling her he would drink the champagne and go to bed as he would be lonely.
The calls and txt stopped, she made it at 1am in the morning, remembering on the drive up to Scotland how he had a fantasy of a wee blonde standing at his door in a Basque, stockings, stilettos, red PVC coat and a smile!
Shoosht hurried through reception, changed in the Ladies, calmly walked to the lift to the 5th floor and knocked on his door, he lifted her off the floor and carried her in and on to the bed. No! Mr BHL, she said as she had fulfilled his fantasy, he can one of hers, out on the balcony, in the heavy snow overlooking the motorway, both naked but for the inevitable stiletto heels!!
This story is very true, some names have been changed.
Q: How can you confuse a blonde?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
rm_spankynut1 43M

5/21/2008 3:03 pm

 wow great story. i got a little chub. thanks.


TAZMANIAN1963 60M
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5/21/2008 3:23 pm

 Now that sounds good, bet your nipples were just nice to suckle on and then bend you over the balcony and fuck you doggy style Sexy!!!lolxxx


4UREYESONLY693 60M

5/27/2008 12:33 pm

 Why did u change my name babes,lol


dlvsoa69 49M
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5/30/2008 4:08 am

 wow shoost what a story hope it wasnt too cold lol an amazing sight to behold for mr bhl


rm_2RaPara 67M
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5/31/2008 3:05 pm

 OH no !!! that was me in the story


tracy_de_lacy 112F
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6/2/2008 3:34 pm

 If she was using your name she would have put Andy Garcia cos that's whose pic that is on your profile, jeez mate pick someone none of us will know if you're gonna have a fake pic
Bye everyone, it was a blast


tracy_de_lacy 112F
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6/2/2008 3:36 pm

 Shoosht, you need to get this blog going and do more posts, would love to read some real stuff, ignore the numpties, they will go away eventually
Bye everyone, it was a blast


rm_Just_Tracy 62F
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8/26/2008 9:45 am

 you haven't been keeping your blog going
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!

Will you play with us? [post 1655225]


rm_john873708 49M
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10/15/2008 12:59 pm

 now thats what i call room service , great stuff shoosht x


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