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47+++++++++++++++++loft space word play ............... let's start off with a little light wordplay this is french for the following...(OUCH! i made a BREW of CHIVES, because i was CHILLY, but i'd've preferred to have had a BUCKET of LAPSANG souchon) = AIE! j'ai fait un BROUILLON de CIBOULLET, car j'avais FROID, mais j'aurais preféré boire un BOUCHÉ de LAPSANG souchet °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° but in ''6-village-language'' it's OUCHE! j'ai fait un BREUIL de CHIVES, car j'étais CHILLÉ, mais j'aurais preféré boire un BOUCHET de LAPSAULT souchon °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° these are the 6 villages that come on the road between me and this woman °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° yes, yesterday as i drove home with no shirt on and no trousers (pants) just boxer shorts i was thinking of words.........my best friends!! actually i was wondering what would happen if i crashed; how to explain while being stuffed against the car seat by the airbag, "yef, offither, i wath with my friend and i got all thticky and thcratchy fthom the intholathion i woth puttting in her loft" actually i was wondering if she would like my little jeu de mots....... which of course is perfectly true.......... but doesn't hint at my admiration for her SPIRIT (left useless husband and two 8 and 10) her FORM (=the very essence of english buxom wench), her VOICE (=of a lark), her NATURE (=independent, funny, warm) and many more characteristix why does she need me?? i'm the only person for 200 miles around; no let's be more accurate 2000 miles around that would spend 4 hours effectively insulating the 30 square metres of her rented house's loft space where you gain entrance by a trap door of 24 by 30 inch size, where you can move around only on your back or your front with an average height of 20 inches and a plaster and lathe ceiling ( not able to take the weight of a person) between the unevenly spaced joists (where you can't judge where they are because of the broken tiles, hundreds of empty cement bags etc); in other words a job for a snake with very strong hands......... i won't go about it, but take any builder worth his sorts, he'd've told you.. "ok; mate, to effectively insulate this loft-space we're gonna have to remove the whole ferkin roof...." i won't go on about it, but for those who can't imagine how difficult this was to do for someone physically normal, then consider, further, how it was for someone with a chronic neural illness which has wiped away 70% of their former leg power, and who suffers from dyskinesia, askinesia and cramps plus a 12 year old nicotine withdrawal syndrome; on a scale of one ten where 1 is easy and climbing mt. Everest these days is 8; my feat was on a par with climbing mt. everest in the first few years of it being climbed, yes, right up there at number 10......... so, even if i don't get read and commented, i'm still worth a couple of grand!! now let me out this friggin' airbag!! ps why the removal of the clothes before setting off on my return home?? |
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i'm still suffering from spun-silicon syndrome!! i get sudden attacks and have to remove all my clothes immediately! this makes shopping with me a liability
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