45 posts 10/31/2008 3:20 am
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44+++++++SANTASASSY
44++++++SANTASASSY
Santa's hurt; he's black and blue,
He's fallen down the chimney flu;
Recovered nicely; glass of whisky;
Ended up just fine and frisky.
Finds my bedroom door is open;
Softly enters, soft words spoken;
"This must be a boy in here,
Judging by the boyish gear"
"I think he's rather old for gifts",
He mutters, as thru his sack he sifts.
By now i know i'm wide awake;
I'm thinking, "heck is this a fake?"
I'm sixteen and I don't believe
In santas, pixies, adam's eve.
I'm sensing something strangely queer,
As thru the gloom I vainly peer.
"If that's you mother, switch the light;
You nearly gave me quite a fright.
I'm smelling such a pleasant smell.
I really don't know what to tell
"If you're a burglar, I've no money".
A voice replies, "no problem honey".
Approaching closer, there's the sound,
As santa's clothes drop to the ground.
The blanket on my bed's pulled back;
I've got a santa in the sack!
The beard comes off, the moustache too.
Hello, she says, how do you do?"
"Well I'm the female santa fairy;
"I'm hot and svelte, not gruff and hairy.
"I'm santa's , Santasassy
"I'm here to indulge your fantasassy
"You mentioned sometime back in june
"You wanted to get laid and soon
"So now, you horny little man,
"Make love to me the best you can.
Her skin was soft, her touch was sure
Her body was so sweet and pure
I hoped the night would never end
With santasassy, my new friend
But after what seemed hours of bliss
We shared a last and lingering kiss
"See you around, I don't know when"
I imagined she had other men
At breakfast things seemed bitter sweet
My mother said "why don't you eat?"
"You're half asleep! go on! lie down!
We're meeting granny up in town".
And so that christmas day at lunch,
We dined in some hotel for brunch.
Some were getting gifts from Santa;
"Ho, ho, ho," the endless mantra.
My dick was sore from the night I'd spent;
I excused myself to find the gents;
When i was just about to enter;
The door was blocked by the foot of Santa.
"These are not in use today,
Ho, ho, ho, please come this way".
'Twas the sexy voice, the swaying sachay
Of my fairy friend, soft Santasassy.
Her room was number sixty nine;
My dick was cured in the quickest time.
Santasassy and I got hitched;
We live in Lapland..........life's a bitch!!
같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같같
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827 posts 10/25/2009 8:03 pm |
i think i'll post this on my own blog this xmas for the benefit of my french readers; would i be liable then to be sued by boniyboiy for plagiarism?
byeee!
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101 posts 11/7/2008 8:10 pm |
i can just imagine such a morning, a little cool to start off, then smells of coffee and hot bread mingling with the morning freshness, sight far off of turquoise sea, on the terrace in the warming sun
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101 posts 11/4/2008 8:03 am |
hi, Sweedie, yes in december last year but only 2 people commented and i do occasionally post up things a second time, if i think they're passable and/or if i thinl no-ones read them........
i'm glad i diid, because it's a bit of fun, after all; an easy read and fantasy
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17328 posts 11/3/2008 8:20 pm |
Blushy sent me, but I have been here before... Great fun to have here today! 
101 posts 11/3/2008 2:15 am |
Quoting woofff:
I wondered what Blushy was talking about so excitedly but got here too late I see.  .
hi, Woofff (3 f's?)....... i think you mean you saw "blog deleted by member"...........
it's back now...............
they lied, the managgement
they took it off to censor the photo, cos you're not supposed to sshow animals, because some folk are pervs
......not me, not i
were kisses all the joy in bed, one woman would another wed"
(shakespêare)
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6492 posts 11/3/2008 1:52 am |
lol, that was good, I'm glad SatansBlush sent me over
Q. What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a windscreen?
A. It's arse!
Will you play with us? [post 1655225]
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11/3/2008 12:58 am
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I wondered what Blushy was talking about so excitedly but got here too late I see. .
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827 posts 11/2/2008 9:49 am |
Quoting blockhead37:
Poor lad, christmas comes only once a year...
yes but there's the tooth fairy! heh, heh
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11/2/2008 4:10 am
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Poor lad, christmas comes only once a year...
A persons heart will tell you how they lived,and perhaps died But it can never tell how it loved.
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101 posts 11/2/2008 1:56 am |
Quoting nd2hvfun:
 followed the link from Blushy
did u klik on the picture i couldn't see any link and when i klik on pîctures my apple iMac crashes
it's pretty old, i guess like my sense of humour!!
it was original, tho
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101 posts 11/2/2008 1:49 am |
thanx, Tatooed; isnn't Blushie great?
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101 posts 11/2/2008 1:47 am |
Quoting Notfunanymore:
Yeah, blame this one my girl, Monique!!!
........ I'm kinda wondering if you've got a female version of that in ya......... 
you want me to get in touch with the side of me that's female? can i join your gang? any ways women form by far my most constant friends; i never hung out with the lads........
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101 posts 11/2/2008 1:03 am |
good god................!! i've always appreciated the work that goes into achieving thousands of messages sent, and now after having replied to all the messages on this post, i stand back flabberghasted with admiration for all you correspondents and bloggers who have posted messages in the thousands; well, i bloody never...... and on top some of you have kids you're bringing up.......
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10021 posts 11/1/2008 5:53 pm |
followed the link from Blushy
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10277 posts 11/1/2008 4:00 pm |
Yeah, blame this one my girl, Monique!!!
........ I'm kinda wondering if you've got a female version of that in ya.........
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101 posts 11/1/2008 2:27 pm |
indeed, Teddy B, one more up to Blushie......
d'yuh really want to read about our sextuplets and the humdrum-mery of married life in small-town Finland? how i'm gradually phasing out the reindeer and introducing a small payment for the kiddies' gifts?? how S. has gotten herself a parade of parakeets & is currently teaching them to recite "ho, ho, ho; it's off to work we go, with a minimum of fuss, gifts and toys R US"
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101 posts 11/1/2008 10:55 am |
hi, Blushie, what a warm person you are; no wonder you have such a following and so many admirers; with a lickle bit o' humour, the cog-wheels turn nicely
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101 posts 11/1/2008 10:47 am |
hi, Sali, i like it a lot when folk say they've found something i've written amusing; thankyou ........ and is there anything that i can say or do in return, you'll let me know in due course.........
meantime i'm inviting myself to come over and read your blog!!
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101 posts 11/1/2008 10:38 am |
Quoting welshdragon10:
top marks to you ,now that is what xmas should be like 
iacci da (spelling?), Dragon; will get around soonest to reading your blog......... i'm a bit of a cymru-phile mesel' having been a student in Dyfed for 4 years, slainte bhath
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101 posts 11/1/2008 10:32 am |
thanks, Jim, for commenting; i appreciate feed-back as zveryone does!!
viva Adult Fantasists for Fornication
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101 posts 11/1/2008 10:26 am |
thanks Sunny, for taking the time to post a message; i'll wander over to your blog soon!!
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10266 posts 11/1/2008 4:07 am |
top marks to you ,now that is what xmas should be like
ALWAYS LOOK FORWARD
THE PAST WE CANNOT CHANGE
BUT THE FUTURE IS OUR,S TO WRITE
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