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Blogs > racyredlace > The Lingerie Drawer

Adios mf'er  

racyredlace 53F
502 posts
4/30/2019 3:08 am
Adios mf'er
There are times in life when we are faced with parting ways with a thing that doesn't serve us well. Could be a car, a worn out pair of jeans, a bad bf/gf, anything at all that no longer suits us.

Today is one of those times in my life. All I can say is "listen here gallbladder, I grew you myself, I fed you a mostly healthy diet, I watered you with good clean water, the sunshine from my very soul warmed you, I never subjected you to excessive alcohol and really no<b> drugs </font></b>at all (sorry about those edibles, that wasnt fun for either of us) , and you still fail me! You just up and die! You could learn a thing or too from a uterus you know, I put that thing through hell and it's still kicking."

My only eulogy for you, my dear non functioned bile storage container, is you can just go eat a bag of dicks!
HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
4/30/2019 8:33 am
"sorry about those edibles, that wasnt fun for either of us"

A classic line from a funny post.


mc_justmc 64M

4/30/2019 8:35 am

 maybe more drugs would have helped. I've had mucho in my life and my GB is
muy happy.


boobwhisperer69 61M  
8322 posts
4/30/2019 10:01 am

 Good ridance!!!


backpocket13 50M
9007 posts
4/30/2019 2:28 pm

 Hey Darlin,
..........Well, I’m sorry to hear about that,.........That Thoroughly Sucks!..........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13


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