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Two Old Ladies Joke  

starbloom71 52F
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2/28/2008 10:26 pm

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3/2/2008 11:50 pm
Two Old Ladies Joke

Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain.

One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?.

Mabel: A Condom. This way my cigarette won't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?.

Mabel: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (She is after all, over 80 years of age), but very politely ask what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Tony, as long as it fits on a Camel."

The Pharmacist Fainted.........

starbloom71 52F
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3/2/2008 11:49 pm
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nah just a joke i got from my friend so thought I shared it here


starbloom71 52F
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3/2/2008 11:50 pm
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No worries so long as people are laughing and that is the best way. Smile and the world smile at ya


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