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Pass This Along...How To Get FREE Baby Delivery and Care
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Pass This Along...How To Get FREE Baby Delivery and Care My blog has been acting up lately. Stuff doesn't post, or posts twice. Photos get lost. Pretty much all the normal stuff we've come to know and love. Maybe this one will go up...maybe it won't. Notice the somewhat rising cost of health care? Who hasn't? I expect to pay a lot for health care at my age, but it is getting silly. Sure I get noogies often, I smoke, I don't get the exercise I should, sometimes my penis falls off, and every now and then I get arrested for humping street signs...who doesn't? Should I have to pay enormous fees for insurance? I guess so. I started thinking about how much an infant delivery would cost. Yikes! I came up with an idea to get ALL the expenses related to a baby for FREE. Yep, free. Everybody likes to photograph babies. People always look at baby photos. There you have it. Get corporate baby sponsors! Big companies pay big money for advertising. If you tattoo their logo onto your infant...they pay you! More tats...more money! Not only can you pay all the hospital and related bills...you can turn a tidy profit. Since infants rarely shed their skin, you may have to address the tat issue sometime down the road. WRONG! Have your tattoo artist use food coloring. It'll fade on its own. And you were wasting money on an investment broker. [blog talldarkavg1] |
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Funny you should mention this...I was just looking the the video of the guy who got Stride Gum (I think) to finance him dancing around the world. Walt? Is that his name? Anyway, it put me in a frame of mind that caused this to sound like a reasonable post. Now THAT scares me... Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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. I'll go you one better! Nursing mothers can get corporate colors imprinted on their breasts, and have tasteful, pastel photographs taken while they're suckling their infants. The campaign can be called, "Tats For Tits." Wouldn't that be just tit?!! . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up.  And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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OMG........ you're a genius! where were you and this unconventional but lucrative idea ...oh about 1966??????????? when I needed the money?   be welltender hugs...m.
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12/30/2008 3:52 am |
every time I come here you just leave me looking like   roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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 Okkkkkkkk....I'll alert the physicians at my p.o.b (place o' business) to watch out for the tats for tits and tats for brats.....
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. A new day now has dawned, So brightly, and ever so clear. On the tail of a fine night’s slumber, No pain yet in my rear. My sciatica has subsided, While I’m not wanting to be crass: It’s a physiological condition, That’s quite literally a pain in my ass. A new crystalline white world, Beneath thick blanket of drifted snow. First I let out the dog to explore, And I then made me a cuppa joe. It was a short work week, And a hard day’s night. Here’s another day, another chance- To maybe finally get it right! Insistently ringing doorbell, I wonder, “OK, what the Fuck?” Oh, the plows will soon arrive here, It’s time now to move my truck. It is a necessary evil, My chain they weren’t yanking. Quickly dressed, and out the door- Rescheduling my wanking. Once chipped-out and relocated, I watched the mechanical ballet. White tails rise, the comas streaming, Like from that comet, Halley. It was at the stoke of Midnight (Or was it at one second past? ) The year Ought-Nine began, Blown in on the same wintry blast. Time-keeping accountants, Studying Earths’ orbital valence. Determined that, like yours truly here, There is an unconscionable imbalance. Of a fractional minute, One-sixtieth, or so they say. Gets credited to the next two years, Likewise it was added to today. Our Earth is far from perfect, It’s wobble’s what caused this trouble. Atomic clocks established the problem, Unaided by the telescope Hubble. I stayed up way too late, I quaffed more than a single beer. It’s a brand-new day that’s a-dawning: It’s now a spankin’-new New Year! Copyright 2009 Basement Blogging, all rights reserved. No portion of this intellectual property may be used, copied, or distributed, without the express written permission of it’s author. . . Been a while since they last let me out into polite society. Resurfacing, catching a breath, & catching up. And while I got my Broad-Brimmed Pimping Hat on, could I cajole all of y'all to Comment on, Alone In A Cloud? It's probably the best thing that I've written! Lately... .
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1/5/2009 3:26 pm |
I don't need free baby care anymore, Tall. Can I get a free lifetime supply of scotch somehow? Happy 2009!
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My friend's baby arrived with a stamp that read "Made in Mexico". ..................Must have been one of those landscaping guys. 
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