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I'm Thinking That We Need Some New 's Names
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I'm Thinking That We Need Some New 's Names As Blogville's resident philosopher, and pert-time orgasm donor for the aloof, After astutely noticing that our President Elect's first name is Barack, I felt it was time to address the practice of naming our offspring. I am the first to admit that I never thought we'd have a President who's first name sounded like a parrot noise. I was wrong. Back in my day, people had first names like Maude and Charles. Or Ruth and Henry, and Bathsheeba and Moses. What about Mildred and Walter, or Doris and Harold? Those names seemed to give way to Josh and Jen, Hannah and Ethan, Sydney and Sidney, and Brianna and Kyle. I cannot even imagine where the next step will take us. Therefore...I suggest we take the next step and name our sexually related names. Penetrada is good. Or maybe Hymenella. That sounds like an illness doesn't it? "What was the cause of death doctor?" "Obviously he didn't clean himself afterward. It's a textbook case of hymenella poisoning!" Or something simple like Vulva, or Juicey. Yep, here comes Juicey Jenkins and Vulva Mound. Come to think of it...countries should do this too. Look at the Spanish island of Majorca. The capital city is Palma. Wouldn't it sound better if they renamed the capital Labia? Labia Majorca. I'd go there. This afternoon. Maybe we'll stick with people names. How powerful does the name Testiculees sound? Or even Prostatus. Well, that kinda sounds like a hybrid vegetable. But I like Testiculees. "The secret to the incredible power of Testiculees is in the length of his pubic hair." Oh...get outta here...Clitisa! Or Pons de Leon? Maybe Areolisha. Actually, I really know a woman who named her Mona Keisha. I found it to be a very unusual name, so I tactfully inquired, "How did you come up with your daughters name? It sounds so lovely." She looked me square in the eye like I'm the dumbest fuck on the planet and said..."She's named after that famous paintin!" Dumb ass me, forgot about da Vinci's Mona Keisha. Duh. Sorry, got sidetracked. I like Virgyna. And even Rumpleforeskin. Maybe a good priest name would be Rectumo. Actually, that kinda sounds like a Gay Super Hero. "The Earth was saved today from the giant meteor as Rectumo flew backward and absorbed the massive object with a squint and an 'Oy'. Footage at 11." I could be wrong on this.  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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hehe,this post was awesome..thanks for the giggles.. She's Dangerous cause she's Honest-(U2)
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11/7/2008 12:15 pm |
 you're on a roll there.......Clamidia Jones or Anus Smith Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
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hehe,this post was awesome..thanks for the giggles.. [blog talldarkavg1]
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you're on a roll there.......Clamidia Jones or Anus Smith  I like them.[blog talldarkavg1]
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oh oh oh...... Orgasmia Ejaculatus  Didi-dildoda ....wait... let me catch my breath.....  have a great weekend Tall tender hugs...m.
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Have you been channeling Ian Flemming? I mean after all, there was Pussy Galore ... Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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oh oh oh...... Orgasmia Ejaculatus Didi-dildoda ....wait... let me catch my breath..... have a great weekend Tall tender hugs...m. wasn't Ejaculatus a Roman Emperor?[blog talldarkavg1]
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Have you been channeling Ian Flemming? I mean after all, there was Pussy Galore ... [blog talldarkavg1]
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no I haven't. I came across a toaster once. Damn near changed my religion. [blog talldarkavg1]
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I did hear of a man who's name is pronounced Or-anj-gelo and it is spelled Orangejello. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Ejaculus sounds noble. Fellatio could be a Roman orator. Elevate me... 
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Ejaculus sounds noble. Fellatio could be a Roman orator. Even though an orator...Fellatio mumbles.[blog talldarkavg1]
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Ladies there you have it...New is looking for a baby momma. [blog talldarkavg1]
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11/7/2008 9:08 pm |
I had friend who used to say he was going to name his daughter Genitalia It's more fun being naughty than nice!
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I had friend who used to say he was going to name his daughter Genitalia Wait a minute...isn't Genitalia a mail-order coffee company?[blog talldarkavg1]
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Well, let me tell you how tough it can be. I work at a drs answering service, and of course there are pediatricians we answer for. It is getting mighty tough and very often we laugh at the absurdity of the names some give their kids, and feel bad, wondering how this kids are going to last with the very very odd names. Hopefully the tides will turn and more traditional names will return hotandhorny1082
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Well, let me tell you how tough it can be. I work at a drs answering service, and of course there are pediatricians we answer for. It is getting mighty tough and very often we laugh at the absurdity of the names some give their kids, and feel bad, wondering how this kids are going to last with the very very odd names. Hopefully the tides will turn and more traditional names will return [blog talldarkavg1]
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11/8/2008 5:13 am |
Thanks...thanks alot, now I gotta clean off this dam green tea allover my dam monitor Anus young roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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the squint and the oy - lovely understatement You cannot conceive the many without the one.
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11/8/2008 1:25 pm |
Must have used the giant size AstroGlide. 
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imagine me growing up called bustybettyboop! ok..i'm teasing! i grew up with april hooker(a. hooker),linda dick,tennessee gay....rodney and todney(twins)!  ..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one? 
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do share their names as well! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thanks...thanks alot, now I gotta clean off this dam green tea allover my dam monitor Anus young [blog talldarkavg1]
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how did I forget them?? Thank you! [blog talldarkavg1]
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OMG can't beat real life! What the hell am I saying?? I fear real life. [blog talldarkavg1]
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