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Ever Have A WTF Moment? Or Is It A Lifestyle?
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Ever Have A WTF Moment? Or Is It A Lifestyle? As Blogville's oldest resident, and part-time foreskin donor to the under-endowed, I thought maybe we'd talk about WTF moments. I'm sure most of you already realize that my life has to be filled with WTF moments. It is and I love 'em. I think the Summer Olympics offered me some great WTF moments as pictured left. As a photographer, I tend to wait for the WTF moments when I'm shooting something public. Unfortunately for my girls, it is often one of their track meets. I pull WTF's all the time. For example. Let's say I broke my last widget. I need a new one! Now keep in mind, my parents reared homely , and not dummies. I know what I want in a widget. 2 speeds, dark blue color, electric–not propane–powered, and a comfortable seat with a built-in penis rest. It doesn't have to come with a mouth guard. Off to the widget store I go, with one thing in mind...BUY A NEW WIDGET. When I walk in a salesperson approaches me and asks, "May I help you find something?" MY reply? "No thanks...I'm just looking". WTF? No I'm not! I'm there to buy a widget dammit. Yet, instinctively, I say no way to help. WTF? You know the old saying, "I had the right to remain silent...but not the ability"? Boy does that account for some WTF moments in my life. Here's a true story that probably not too many ladies would find humor in. At my second wedding, during the ceremony, at the part when he asked me, "Do you Kenneth promise to love, honor, cherish, etc etc as long as you both shall live?" I paused for 5 or 6 seconds and said, "Could you repeat that?" WTF? Keep in mind that I am divorced 4 times. I'm still on very good terms with all of them, and none of them have remarried. I may have possibly turned them all into lesbians, I'm not sure. As you can imagine, I am often asked, "What happened? How can 4 marriages go wrong?" My response is very prompt and very honest. "Obviously, they chose poorly." 4 times...WTF? Another recurring one is when I get pulled over for a traffic stop. Many of you know this to be true, my Driver's License expired in 1967. That's right, 1967. 41 years ago. I don't even know where my tattered paper bifold license is. When they ask for it, I respond promptly and honestly, "I don't have it with me". Imagine the look on a police officer's face when they walk back to the car with this info. Most of the time they're laughing in disbelief, good news for me. I'm assuming this is unusual. When asked why I haven't renewed it in 41 years? I reply promptly and honestly, "I've been busy". WTF?  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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 41 years ago huh? wow. and they buy it. Incredible!!Uh, what's a widget? 
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the last eight years have been FULL of W-da-Fok moments  Won  .
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 you too?[blog talldarkavg1]
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41 years ago huh? wow. and they buy it. Incredible!!Uh, what's a widget? [blog talldarkavg1]
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the last eight years have been FULL of W-da-Fok moments Won [blog talldarkavg1]
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Driver's License???? WTF's that? 4 marriages???? WTF. I can't even afford one. Widget???? WTF wasn't that Gidgets sister and when did she go up for sale? As always Swallow
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oh boy that sounds so like me WTF especially when he stopped me and asked for my drivers license. I was trying so hard not to cry... but you know that look that says the dam is about to burst....I had it....and I was trembling so hard I couldnt sign my name. He lectured me for 25 minutes. I kept saying, "Yes Sir" "No Sir". .... what else can you say. I am always very respectful to officers and firemen, their jobs are tough enough . He didnt drag me to jail and he didnt tow my car, but after the ticket I sat there and cried for close to an hour, he sat behind me the entire time in his patrol car. I think he thought I might commit harikari. I was so despondent I went to work and left after an hour. Trying to care for and deal with a dying mother and work at the same time doesnt give you much reason to get your car inspected or your drivers license renewed. Priorities in my life seem to go against the man made laws of responsibility. 
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Driver's License???? WTF's that? 4 marriages???? WTF. I can't even afford one. Widget???? WTF wasn't that Gidgets sister and when did she go up for sale? [blog talldarkavg1]
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oh boy that sounds so like me WTF especially when he stopped me and asked for my drivers license. I was trying so hard not to cry... but you know that look that says the dam is about to burst....I had it....and I was trembling so hard I couldnt sign my name. He lectured me for 25 minutes. I kept saying, "Yes Sir" "No Sir". .... what else can you say. I am always very respectful to officers and firemen, their jobs are tough enough . He didnt drag me to jail and he didnt tow my car, but after the ticket I sat there and cried for close to an hour, he sat behind me the entire time in his patrol car. I think he thought I might commit harikari. I was so despondent I went to work and left after an hour. Trying to care for and deal with a dying mother and work at the same time doesnt give you much reason to get your car inspected or your drivers license renewed. Priorities in my life seem to go against the man made laws of responsibility. :> [blog talldarkavg1]
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10/23/2008 8:59 pm |
WTF moments? is that what they are? I thought they were blond moments. At my wedding, I looked at the minister and said, "Sure, as long as I don't have to obey him" My mother and father about dies laughing and my (now ex) husband just looked at me.
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WTF moments? is that what they are? I thought they were blond moments.At my wedding, I looked at the minister and said, "Sure, as long as I don't have to obey him" My mother and father about dies laughing and my (now ex) husband just looked at me. A woman after my heart.[blog talldarkavg1]
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I've been renewing my license for the last 20 years... and haven't had a car!!! WTF????
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I've been renewing my license for the last 20 years... and haven't had a car!!! WTF???? welcome to the club[blog talldarkavg1]
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great heads up thinking. [blog talldarkavg1]
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10/24/2008 4:30 am |
How on earth can loving four women enough to marry them be wrong?  Nowadays of course, (well at least slowly slowly,) we are realising that the "institute/tradition" of marriage may be just a little bit passe for the times. Women and Children sort of protected, bastards a thang of the past, women voting, women working and 'allowed' to purchase property. Ha. (Omigawd and this is ONLY in the last 50 yrs os so ... how scary!) But to love four times with depth ... THAT is YOU.  You beat me. I myself have loved and been loved like that thrice. Am living for the blessed fourth. Having fun while at it. Oh I do like you.  Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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10/24/2008 4:48 am |
Oops. Forgot to put a WTF Moment. This a most embarassing one but here goes. 'Tis an honest programme. When out on one of my nights with my favourite Affairlook Manthings about 6 weeks ago, (we have had many a night he is just GORGEOUS.) I trying to be at my best, most sprightly and sexily innovative of, 52 yrs old hot womanthang, took my beloved to the spa so we could do the sex in the spa and sex squirtcumpiddleurinethang. Well ... It's been so damn long since I'd done anything like that, I'd forgotten like "some of the prerequisites" of this kind of sexing. Like: "do not eat too much beforehand" and, "please PLEASE remember Julia that though you may still be fairly gorgeous, your muscles ARE that of a 52 yr old." Yep. Soooooo. In the middle of the most exquisite of cumming like squirting cumming, then urine cumming while cock is still inside one him cumming and piddling too and oops ... out pooped a nice little poo splat in the spa!  Omigawd !!! I squished his poor head so tight between my boobies he could not breathe the darling, while BEGGING him to just slowly slowly back off out of the tub. Me glued to him so he could not see nor smell a thang!Well ... you asked? Ha. Byeee darlingone. Julia.    Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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In the States they expect everyone to get a Driver's License. You have to renew it every 4 years and it costs $8 every time you renew! Who has that kind of money lying around?   Blessed Be
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How on earth can loving four women enough to marry them be wrong? Nowadays of course, (well at least slowly slowly,) we are realising that the "institute/tradition" of marriage may be just a little bit passe for the times. Women and Children sort of protected, bastards a thang of the past, women voting, women working and 'allowed' to purchase property. Ha. (Omigawd and this is ONLY in the last 50 yrs os so ... how scary!) But to love four times with depth ... THAT is YOU. You beat me. I myself have loved and been loved like that thrice. Am living for the blessed fourth. Having fun while at it. Oh I do like you. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Oops. Forgot to put a WTF Moment. This a most embarassing one but here goes. 'Tis an honest programme. When out on one of my nights with my favourite Affairlook Manthings about 6 weeks ago, (we have had many a night he is just GORGEOUS.) I trying to be at my best, most sprightly and sexily innovative of, 52 yrs old hot womanthang, took my beloved to the spa so we could do the sex in the spa and sex squirtcumpiddleurinethang. Well ... It's been so damn long since I'd done anything like that, I'd forgotten like "some of the prerequisites" of this kind of sexing. Like: "do not eat too much beforehand" and, "please PLEASE remember Julia that though you may still be fairly gorgeous, your muscles ARE that of a 52 yr old." Yep. Soooooo. In the middle of the most exquisite of cumming like squirting cumming, then urine cumming while cock is still inside one him cumming and piddling too and oops ... out pooped a nice little poo splat in the spa! Omigawd !!! I squished his poor head so tight between my boobies he could not breathe the darling, while BEGGING him to just slowly slowly back off out of the tub. Me glued to him so he could not see nor smell a thang!Well ... you asked? Ha. Byeee darlingone. Julia. Note to self: Under NO circumstances go to a spa.[blog talldarkavg1]
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Is that current prices and frequency of renewing your license? 'Cause if it is, you guys sure do get off lucky! Hell I renew mine every year, 'cause like it's the law, and it costs me $60! That's the basic price too, you can't get it cheaper than that unless you have a whole bunch of merits, and even then I don't believe a driver's license is ever less than $50! [blog talldarkavg1]
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