VP Debate Blogville Style. Questions You Want Answered.  

On October 17, 2008 the Republicrat Party announced their candidates for the President and Vice President, WON/TALL-avg/FOK. At that same time, a Vice Presidential Debate was announced. Plenty of time for the other candidates to make a public appearance right here and answer the tough questions.

It seems the Big 2 Parties didn't think YOU matter. They didn't show. That's OK, Tall did show, and the debate will proceed as scheduled. Ladies and Gentlemen, Ms. Palin, Mr. Biden, Mr. Tall.

Thank you candidates for appearing, and welcome to the VP Debates.

Palin:
Biden:
Tall: You're welcome

Let's begin. Candidates, what do you intend to do about the escalating price of gasoline?

Palin:
Biden:
Tall: My figures suggest that the Major Oil Companies have been price gouging since 1975. I will not reward theft. Therefore, I would force the Major Oil Companies to repay the American public the hard-earned money they have stollen. For the next 33 years gasoline will priced at 35¢ per gallon. The price it was before they created the first "shortage".

Candidates, what is your position on the Economy?

Palin:
Biden:
Tall: I am in favor of the Economy and always have been. In fact, if you check the records, I drove an Econoline van back in the 60's.

How do you feel about Lobby money?

Palin:
Biden:
Tall: I want it stopped! Lobby money serves business and candidates, not people. I do not accept donations at all. I cannot afford designer eye wear like Ms. Palin. I cannot afford a catchy jingle like Obama-Rama-Ding-Dong like Mr. Biden. I had to write my own jingle, "Yea Tall...Fuck the other guys". It's a real toe tapper.

One final question candidates, what is your position on Health care?

Palin:
Biden:
Tall: I have said it before and I will say it again, Eye care, dental care, hair care, health care are all important. I ask you this, who is addressing foot care and penis care? Did you know that thousands of men over 50 are suffering a limp in one or more of these areas? I support care in all forms and will not limit it to health.

There you have it Blogville. The VP Debate is over. In your oppinion, who WON and why?