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Words Of Wisdom From Blogville's Oldest Resident. Possibly
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Words Of Wisdom From Blogville's Oldest Resident. Possibly You just don't get to my age by being a dummy. OK, maybe that wasn't a real accurate way of putting it. Let's just say that over the years I have learned a thing or two. Granted, I have forgotten most of them, but here are a few I remember. May save you bumps in your journey. Pets are an investment. In time, money, and emotions. Who has time for that? I have a stuffed dog. He looks good in the window. No maintenance other than dusting. No lawn scooping. Other than occasional sawdust. Never humps my leg. Or vice versa. And when my come over, I let them take him out for a drag. Ever try to open a can of corn with a power mower? Don't! Your neighbors don't know it...but they're thanking me. After belching, never say excuse me. Too common. Instead...pound your chest lightly with a closed fist and say inquisitively, "I don't remember eating that!" Know how to tell when a fly farts? They go in a straight line. One thing I regret...I cannot remember the rest of the lyrics to "Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay." Oh wait, another regret. I have never actually seen a Mexican hat dance. Did see a couple Puerto Ricans dance on a guy's head once. Never say that an animal looks "almost human". I have relatives that look "almost human", but have never seen an animal that actually resembled a human. Other than a bulldog. Penises and Chinese finger puzzles do not play well together! Trust me. Do not try to ride down a sand dune on a unicycle. When in an elevator do not make Star Trek door noises. Never eat something that looks like chocolate. Never introduce yourself or try to shake hands with, the guy at the next urinal. I'll give you a chance todigest these. More at a later date.  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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One thing I regret...I cannot remember the rest of the lyrics to "Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay." HA!I knew I was older than you!!!  Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay.....have you had yours today... Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay........I had mine yesterday chorus: Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay;Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay  webster's definition of young whippersnapper: talldarkavg1  ...m.
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9/16/2008 2:52 pm |
Thank you so much for your pearls of wisdom oh learned one ~~ I had no idea about the fly thing.....or that chinese puzzle thingy either.  
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Chinese puzzles!!!!!? Hell I get that all the time with Skye if'n I don't use enough WD40 or 10w30 at the appropriate times. (wink nudge) I say but Dear I've come and she says Yuh damn right you've cum but Yuh aint't going till I get were I wanna be, UNDERSTOOD!!! As always Swallow
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Another fine post full of useful info.. hotandhorny1082
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One thing I regret...I cannot remember the rest of the lyrics to "Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay." HA!I knew I was older than you!!! Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay.....have you had yours today... Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay........I had mine yesterday chorus: Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay;Ta Rah Rah Boom Di Ay webster's definition of young whippersnapper: talldarkavg1 ...m.You can't be older than me...you look too good. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thank you so much for your pearls of wisdom oh learned one ~~ I had no idea about the fly thing.....or that chinese puzzle thingy either. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Chinese puzzles!!!!!? Hell I get that all the time with Skye if'n I don't use enough WD40 or 10w30 at the appropriate times. (wink nudge) I say but Dear I've come and she says Yuh damn right you've cum but Yuh aint't going till I get were I wanna be, UNDERSTOOD!!! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Another fine post full of useful info.. [blog talldarkavg1]
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She told me her parents were dead...I swear! [blog talldarkavg1]
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OMG......ride a unicycle DOWN a sand dune.....fly farts....ta ra....excuse me. I have to go catch my breath now! 
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OMG......ride a unicycle DOWN a sand dune.....fly farts....ta ra....excuse me. I have to go catch my breath now!  [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/22/2008 12:36 am |
Which one darlin? Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay collection by Joe Bethancourt Ta ra ra boom de ay, have you had yours today? I had mine yesterday, a girl across the way! I laid her on the couch, and all she said was "Ouch!" Her mother was surprised to see her belly rise! Ta rah rah boom de ay I met a girl today I paid her fifty cents To go behind the fence Her mother was surprised To see her tummy rise Her father jumped for joy It was a baby boy From Southern California, '70s Tra la la boom De-Ay... We have no school today! Our teacher passed away, She died just yesterday! We laid her in some hay, And threw her in the bay! And when we pulled her out, She smelled like sauerkraut! Tra la la boom de-ay, We have no school today! Ta ra ra boom De-Ay... We've got no school today! Our teacher passed away, We shot her yesterday! We laid her in some hay, And threw her in the bay! And when we fished her out, She smelled like sauerkraut! Addendum The way I remember it was "She died of tooth decay". Especially appropriate at that age, when grownups keep threatening kids with it if we don't brush our teeth.... Ta ra la boom di-ay We had no school today. Our teacher passed away, She died of tooth decay! We threw her in the Bay, The sharks had lunch today! And when we pulled her out, She smelled like sauerkraut! Circa Miami, Florida - mid 1970's Ta ra ra boom de ay We have no school today Our teacher passed away We shot her yesterday We threw her in the bay She scared the sharks away Ta ra ra boom de ay Ta ra ra boom de ay Ta ra ra boom de ay I'll take your clothes away And while you're standing there I'll take your underwear From Tennessee Ta-ra-ra-BOOM de-ay, I'll take your pants away! And if you don't beware, I'll take your underwear! OR - the original? TA-RA-RA BOOM-DE-AY! A smart and stylish girl you see, Belle of good society Not too strict but rather free Yet as right as right can be! Never forward, never bold Not too hot, and not too cold But the very thing, I'm told, That in your arms you'd like to hild. cho: Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay I'm not extravagantly shy And when a nice young man is nigh For his heart I have a try] And faint away with tearful cry! When the good young man in haste Will support me round the waist I don't come to while thus embraced Till of my lips he steals a taste! I'm a timid flow'r of innocence Pa says that that I have no sense, I'm one eternal big expense But men say that I'm just "immense!" Ere my verses I conclude I'd like it known and understood Though free as air, I'm never rude I'm not too bad and not too good! * Byeeee. Wanted to do somethin nice for ya. See, cain't help it the goil cain't help it. One of thos up smiley want to be nice thangs. Byeee.  Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Which one darlin? Ta Ra Ra Boom De Ay collection by Joe Bethancourt Ta ra ra boom de ay, have you had yours today? I had mine yesterday, a girl across the way! I laid her on the couch, and all she said was "Ouch!" Her mother was surprised to see her belly rise! Ta rah rah boom de ay I met a girl today I paid her fifty cents To go behind the fence Her mother was surprised To see her tummy rise Her father jumped for joy It was a baby boy From Southern California, '70s Tra la la boom De-Ay... We have no school today! Our teacher passed away, She died just yesterday! We laid her in some hay, And threw her in the bay! And when we pulled her out, She smelled like sauerkraut! Tra la la boom de-ay, We have no school today! Ta ra ra boom De-Ay... We've got no school today! Our teacher passed away, We shot her yesterday! We laid her in some hay, And threw her in the bay! And when we fished her out, She smelled like sauerkraut! Addendum The way I remember it was "She died of tooth decay". Especially appropriate at that age, when grownups keep threatening kids with it if we don't brush our teeth.... Ta ra la boom di-ay We had no school today. Our teacher passed away, She died of tooth decay! We threw her in the Bay, The sharks had lunch today! And when we pulled her out, She smelled like sauerkraut! Circa Miami, Florida - mid 1970's Ta ra ra boom de ay We have no school today Our teacher passed away We shot her yesterday We threw her in the bay She scared the sharks away Ta ra ra boom de ay Ta ra ra boom de ay Ta ra ra boom de ay I'll take your clothes away And while you're standing there I'll take your underwear From Tennessee Ta-ra-ra-BOOM de-ay, I'll take your pants away! And if you don't beware, I'll take your underwear! OR - the original? TA-RA-RA BOOM-DE-AY! A smart and stylish girl you see, Belle of good society Not too strict but rather free Yet as right as right can be! Never forward, never bold Not too hot, and not too cold But the very thing, I'm told, That in your arms you'd like to hild. cho: Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay Ta-ra-ra Boom-de-ay I'm not extravagantly shy And when a nice young man is nigh For his heart I have a try] And faint away with tearful cry! When the good young man in haste Will support me round the waist I don't come to while thus embraced Till of my lips he steals a taste! I'm a timid flow'r of innocence Pa says that that I have no sense, I'm one eternal big expense But men say that I'm just "immense!" Ere my verses I conclude I'd like it known and understood Though free as air, I'm never rude I'm not too bad and not too good! * Byeeee. Wanted to do somethin nice for ya. See, cain't help it the goil cain't help it. One of thos up smiley want to be nice thangs. Byeee. What was the question? [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/22/2008 7:55 pm |
Ha! Life is measured by the number of time’s one’s soul is stirred. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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Ha!  [blog talldarkavg1]
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