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Today's Top 10 List A few weeks back I decided it was time to get back into shape. I use the pack rule. When the 6 pack turns into a 12 pack, no biggie. When it turns into a case I go into denial. When it becomes a keg I train. This morning I decided to workout nude. There's a shocker since I am always nude. Anyway, I was doing jumping jacks and heard an odd slapping sound. I looked down and it was little Kenny. I immediately got in front of a mirror and continued. I have to admit that the floppage was impressive. HOWEVER...I quit when I saw what the rest of the package was doing. Here's a visual for you...my testicles looked like 2 bungee jumpers. Note to self: No more nude jumping jacks. I thought about writing a tribute to many of our fellow bloggers. Here goes. I have been hearing from many blonds that they get an unjust bum about their intelligence. They tell me that there are even jokes devoted solely to this very topic. Well, OK, if you say so. Crusader for the under as I am, Blonds Unite...I'm here for you! However, what you may be seeing as being picked on is actually a free license to do anything you want! Today's Top Ten List. Top 10 Reasons To Become A blond. 11. If you get Alzheimer's your I.Q. increases B. No matter what you do...people are amazed 40. Whenever you wear pigtails people assume they're handlebars D. After a coffee break you can demand retraining 7. You can park in Handicapped space Blue. You can return ugly scarf gift to store claiming it is too tight G½. 4 words ... discounts from mind readers !. If people complain about your body odor inform them no one sells Left Guard! 3. You can send postcards saying, "Having great time. Where am I?" ÆŒ. You can question why hemophiliacs never seek acupuncture and the number 1 reason to become a blond... 1. You can wake up under a cow and say..."You guys still here?"  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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I like your numbering  system. I shall shortly swipe it for nefarious purposes. Thank you and Tall Co and your staff of psychiatrists.
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I like your numbering system. I shall shortly swipe it for nefarious purposes. Thank you and Tall Co and your staff of psychiatrists.You are welcome. Our R&D people are the finest the homeless shelter has to offer! [blog talldarkavg1]
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I tend to agree. Nothing really helps their appearance either. I used aloe and they still have wrinkles. Been experimenting with Retin A, not working. I tried steel wool, makeup, a power buffer, and sandblasting. They just aren't attractive. I have to admit though, they sandblasting was quite a rush. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Or brunettes with blond roots. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Hey I used to be blond, is Bald a hair color? if so then I'm safe. As always Swallow
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4/29/2008 3:45 am |
Wake up under a cow? WHAT A HOOT!
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4/29/2008 6:18 am |
you really need help  roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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LMAOOOOO, IQ increases...   T         
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cute
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4/29/2008 10:42 am |
Tall, there's a 'BullsBalls' Company with a website at a familiar commercial domain. They make swingin' 'BullBalls' accessories for truck and SUV owners. 'BullsBalls' makes their truck balls to last and sell at a good price. They have been supplying truck owners for years with Bulls Balls and Big Boy Nuts. Their Truck Nuts are available in seven styles, eighteen colors including Bright Chrome, Bright Brass, Diamond Plate and Camouflage. I think you might enjoy having a set of these for the rear bumper of your pick 'em up truck! P.S. I have no financial interest in this company. Just wondering though ... Is it a subsidiary of TallCo?
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I must admit I have blond moments at times. * snicker * two bungee jumpers! LOL DustStormDiva 
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loved this post Tall       ~~~*I* only blog for entertainment and for practicing my Inglés~~~  
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