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Touchdown Jesus Needs To Be Be Pink Slipped!
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Touchdown Jesus Needs To Be Be Pink Slipped! We just got back from touring the Notre Dame campus and I had to take a shot of the infamous Touchdown Jesus. For those of you not familiar with this phenomenon, the ND library has a 13 story mosaic of Jesus on the south face of the building. This is the side that faces the stadium, and...the Jesus depicted has his arms raised in the football signal noting a touchdown. The figure just happens to be centered between the goal posts. Hence the name Touchdown Jesus. Considering that Notre Dame now boasts the worst team in the 119 year history...I say it's time to pink slip Jesus and consider a replacement. He just isn't getting the job done. Now I realize that Jesus is well connected and does have a bit of history with this Catholic University, but...box office is box office. No bowl bid means no income. That just won't do. Who do we replace him with? It has to be someone influential and somewhat pious. Touchdown Bill Clinton is out! Touchdown Moses just wouldn't work either. Hmm, maybe Touchdown John The Baptist. Has great potential for sportscasters. "Whoa, what a run...even Touchdown John The Baptist lost his head over that one!" Nah. Maybe I'm thinking in the wrong direction completely. Maybe a Touchdown is the way to go. Not many things motivate a 21 yr old football player faster than the promise of 30 seconds with a . Replace the Jesus mosaic with a on her back and her legs signaling a score. Has potential. I have to give this some more thought. By the way...if you ever do visit the Notre Dame Campus, here's a heads up: it's OK if your poops on the grass, but if you try it Campus Security hits you with sticks.  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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Holy sweet mother of god, Your in deep shit now. I mean like they even named a church in france after that school. However in all fairness perhaps Notre Dame should take up a new sport such as Billiards, or or Darts. As always Swallow
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10/21/2007 4:26 pm |
I'm so disappointed this year! I still ♥ them though!  
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10/21/2007 4:42 pm |
Laughing here. So... with the NCAA rules of conduct you still think a hooker is the way to go eh? Interesting to think of what the senator will say about the sex on TV (television rights).
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I LOVE IT!!! Gr8 Fok'in Post! Won  .
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Hooker TouchDown....LMAO...and wouldn't the republicans have something to say about THAT???? LMAO..... I make mistakes, I am out of control & at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best. ~Marilyn
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LMAO! You are a silly nut!  {=}
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10/21/2007 7:21 pm |
Tusk, tusk.. I think I know where your soul is going! It is so good to see you back and whole. Not counting a few strategically placed inches! ( So you say).
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How about of a mosaic of Knute Rockne? (He was born in Norway, not far from here.) <- Profile photo courtesy of Bonding with coworkers
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10/22/2007 12:15 pm |
Keep 'Touchdown Jesus' in place and get rid of the so-called "football genius", Charlie Weiss. My Lord, Charlie Weiss is the most over-paid and under-performing coach in college football, Tall! Nope, Tall, it's not the fault of 'Touchdown Jesus' that the Fighting Irish have lost their fight! Oh, and by the way, there is someone trying to hi-jack your blog. I didn't read all the commentary. Seems like someone is pissed off at someone else. Imagine that on this friendly site! Now, why do they bring their inconsequential troubles onto your nice, humorous, good-natured blog? I don't get it, Tall! I just wanna visit you for a few good laughs as well as for some of the products you offer from time to time, and now I gotta put up with these knuckleheads! I do wish you luck in shooing them off your property! 
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I'm not so such about counting Moses out so quickly. I'm seeing two vertical, parallel tablets... Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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I can hear the play by play announcers now... "And he SCORES! Look at that pelvic thrust dance he's doing in the end zone! Uuuuh, he IS dancing, isn't he?" Want a ride in my handbasket? It's real warm and cozy in here! *wicked laughter*
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There will be no foresaking of Touchdown Jesus. Or there will be Deep Doo Doo and more beatings! Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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hey I went there for years, bulked up and they still wouldn't put me on the team! Touch down John Travolta with saturday night fever pose?
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