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My One Final Goal Here ~ Please Help Me!  

rm_talldarkavg1 113M
11778 posts
10/2/2007 2:04 pm
My One Final Goal Here ~ Please Help Me!


Dear Friends, Readers, Watchers, Lurkers ( ALL Members) ~

I have one final goal to complete on this site.
Unfortunately I need ALL of YOU to attain that
special and most Prized Goal. I can NOT do this alone!!

I am prepared to use the valuable 100 points
I have so carefully accumulated on this site to
Bribe people if need be.

Now I realize YOU are ALL leaning clear forward
on the edges of your seats wanting to hear what
this Precious Goal could be for a silly Tall guy.
So without further flowery words here goes ~

I want to be at the VERY TOP of the FORBES RICHEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD LIST.
Once in my Life I wish
to achieve this Lifetime Achievement Goal of being
Stinking Rich ~ even if I have to bribe and coerce the members here to help me to get the Almighty Popular Top Slot!!

So ~ would YOU ALL consider coming here onto
this post ~ and HELP ME PLEASE!

All I need is 800 of you to be UNIQUE and commit to giving me a mere 4 million each. Think about it, that's nothing. Pocket change. (small unmarked bills please). Can't do 4 million? OK, 80 thousand will help.

Thanks in advance for Helping me reach this
Lifetime Achievement Goal. I CANNOT do this without you!!

Take special care One and All.
Pass smiles along Your Way.

Always Love ~

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 2:25 pm

This is NOT my original words. It belongs to Katey. I couldn't resist.

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_Truman_ 112M

10/2/2007 2:43 pm

Yep, I saw Katey's shameless attempt to bribe me with her points! I requested a blowjob instead!

As for you, Tall? Just send me my BudLightBeerBrella, and be prompt about it! I will send you the advertised $5.99 plus $2.00 shipping and handling. If not received before 10/15/2007, forget it! I won't need it any longer. The days are growing shorter, the sky is cloudy and gray most days now, and I'm just about to make my annual fall conversion from beer to scotch!


rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 2:48 pm

    Quoting _Truman_:
    Yep, I saw Katey's shameless attempt to bribe me with her points! I requested a blowjob instead!

    As for you, Tall? Just send me my BudLightBeerBrella, and be prompt about it! I will send you the advertised $5.99 plus $2.00 shipping and handling. If not received before 10/15/2007, forget it! I won't need it any longer. The days are growing shorter, the sky is cloudy and gray most days now, and I'm just about to make my annual fall conversion from beer to scotch!
Good switch!

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TnWitchyWoman 63F
6843 posts
10/2/2007 3:01 pm

Already been to visit Katey and did my part in helping out. Today I'm at your door knocking, waiting, hearing you approach. As you open the door you hear...

Trick or Treat!


rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
10/2/2007 3:06 pm

The check is in the mail.

Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


jessicarabbit35 48F

10/2/2007 3:09 pm

lmao

Now answering comments!jessicarabbit35


the_stray_cat 68F
4638 posts
10/2/2007 4:43 pm

I think I've got $1.39 in my purse. It's all yours, if you think it will help.

Peace and love is where it's at.


rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 4:53 pm

    Quoting TnWitchyWoman:
    Already been to visit Katey and did my part in helping out. Today I'm at your door knocking, waiting, hearing you approach. As you open the door you hear...

    Trick or Treat!
Yikes...you scared me

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 4:59 pm

Oh sure it is. I suppose you won't cum in my mouth either.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 5:00 pm



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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 5:00 pm

    Quoting  :

$

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 5:42 pm

    Quoting the_stray_cat:
    I think I've got $1.39 in my purse. It's all yours, if you think it will help.
YEEHAW...Lookout Forbes Here I come. Thank you Cat.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 5:59 pm

    Quoting  :

Home game eh?

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MissAnnThrope 63F
11481 posts
10/2/2007 6:54 pm

I have a shiny new penny. It's shiny!


TnWitchyWoman 63F
6843 posts
10/2/2007 7:02 pm

You're not just saying that so I'll hold your hand in the dark now are you? Man your hand suddenly got all sticky with sweat. Wait. I don't think that's your hand. Oh man! LMAO


rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 7:46 pm

can i hold it? can i hold it? can i hold it?

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/2/2007 7:48 pm

    Quoting TnWitchyWoman:
    You're not just saying that so I'll hold your hand in the dark now are you? Man your hand suddenly got all sticky with sweat. Wait. I don't think that's your hand. Oh man! LMAO
ROFLMAO can't believe you went for the "hold my hand in the dark" gag.

Ah...mind holding it again?

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rm_DaphneR 65F
8019 posts
10/2/2007 8:53 pm

    Quoting rm_talldarkavg1:
    Oh sure it is. I suppose you won't cum in my mouth either.
No, but I swallow.

Hmm, wait, guess I shouldn't say no...more like it all depends on where your mouth is.


Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.


rm_aboutme66 59F
6046 posts
10/2/2007 11:12 pm

4,000,000.00 Romania Lei = 168.79 USD
HHMMM you might need to find more people at these rates ...LOL

Donna
Someday is today.


want2play926 53F

10/3/2007 4:46 am

You want my 2 cents?


rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/3/2007 5:50 am

    Quoting  :

Perfect! Thank you. Hmm, where am I going to find another 126 billion Aussies?

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/3/2007 5:52 am

    Quoting rm_DaphneR:
    No, but I swallow.

    Hmm, wait, guess I shouldn't say no...more like it all depends on where your mouth is.
Depends where you want it. LMAO...and NOT with a foot in it.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/3/2007 5:53 am

    Quoting rm_aboutme66:
    4,000,000.00 Romania Lei = 168.79 USD
    HHMMM you might need to find more people at these rates ...LOL
Thank you and you're right. Have any friends that can help??

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/3/2007 5:54 am

    Quoting  :

Yes they do. Especially if they're from the Denver Mint.

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rm_talldarkavg1 113M
10172 posts
10/3/2007 5:55 am

2¢...yes. Please deliver in person

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