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All New From TallCo
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All New From TallCo The R&D, B&D, OD, and THC teams hetre at TallCo® have submitted their recommendations to me and I have green lighted some new products that everyone needs. Just in time for the holiday season I might add. OK, every golfer knows that the key to distance is a powerful swing. Too whimpy to swing hard? No problemo mouth of iguana...TallCo® has you covered. Our rocket powered golf club has a small Titan 1 booster on the club head assuring that powerful swing. Worried about accuracy? Who isn't? The rocket is on a 4 second timer. It turns off automatically just before you screw yourself into the turf. How many times have you been ridiculed because your driver's window arm has a much better tan than the right arm? No more long sleeves for you my paranoid little rascal. We've got your back/arm! Introducing our new Arm Mitten. Just slip this sucker over the outside dweller and the UV protection goes to work immediately. You'll even out in no time. Sick and tired of that formerly cold beer getting warm in the sun? I know I am. No fears ever again. Our all new BeerBrella simply clamps onto your bottle or can and prives the needed shade to keep it cold. Still too hot where you live? Our optional 300 horsepower fan will guarantee it stays cold. Worried about it flying off with that much power? Sure you are. No worries. It comes with a FREE chain link wrist tether. Where that baby goes...so do you. Who doesn't need a vacation? LOve water<b> skiing </font></b>but don't have a boat? Don't worry your tiny little head over it. We now have the remarkable Boatless Water Skis. An oar has been attached to each ski assuring you'll get somewhere eventually. The faster you row the less you sink. Talk about a real calorie burner! Need to wear glasses but don't have ears? We're thinking of you my friend. The new Earless Glasses solve the can't keep glasses on dilemma. We implant tiny magnets in your temples. Our glasses have metal frames and quick as a wink those puppies aren't going anywhere. PLUS...when you take the glasses off...you now have a built in paper clip holders! We think of everything. Have something to tell people but don't want to say it? Of course you do. We solved this situation for once and for all. Our Forehead Stencil is a lovely baseball cap with your message cutout of the rear strap. Slip that hat on backwards, stand in the sun for 6 days and bingo...instant message to all who read! Worried about getting the message to people who can't read? We offer an optional taser. TallCo® Building A Better Tomorrow  [blog talldarkavg1] |
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Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou, These are all things on my Xmas wish list. Again I say THANK GOODNESS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, taking care of all the little folk, Bows humbly and backs out of the room, Bless you kind one. As always Swallow
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Boss, there has been a slight setback in R&D on the clubs. It seems that one of the test subjects didn't understand the assembly instructions about which club head to attach the rocket to. We are sad to announce he is now a widower as when the rocket blasted off it completely blew his wifes head off. Hmm...since it also blew off said club AND head maybe I should say he is a widow?  Have tongue, will use it. Repeatedly.
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I'll have 2 Rocket-powered golf clubs! Do you ship to England? Great blog, i haven't laughed that hard since i was a little girl! [blog talldarkavg1]
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Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou, These are all things on my Xmas wish list. Again I say THANK GOODNESS FOR PEOPLE LIKE YOU, taking care of all the little folk, Bows humbly and backs out of the room, Bless you kind one. [blog talldarkavg1]
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Boss, there has been a slight setback in R&D on the clubs. It seems that one of the test subjects didn't understand the assembly instructions about which club head to attach the rocket to. We are sad to announce he is now a widower as when the rocket blasted off it completely blew his wifes head off. Hmm...since it also blew off said club AND head maybe I should say he is a widow? [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/24/2007 8:23 am |
I really do think the BeerBrella could become a big seller .... especially here in Missouri! Please send me one BudLightBeerBrella for my 30-day free examination!
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9/24/2007 9:53 am |
*orders the houseboy norprin5 to pick up some beer umbrellas for the castle... TTFN
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I really do think the BeerBrella could become a big seller .... especially here in Missouri! Please send me one BudLightBeerBrella for my 30-day free examination! [blog talldarkavg1]
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*orders the houseboy norprin5 to pick up some beer umbrellas for the castle... [blog talldarkavg1]
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Ginzus for everyone! THC has published the new book, "101 things to do with empty munchies bags", a new board game...Sit Motionless And Stare For An Hour, and the increasingly popular children's game, "Hide and ... what was I saying?" [blog talldarkavg1]
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9/26/2007 10:02 am |
Oops...I saw the bare butt and didn't answer the door. geez... *rolls eyes* TTFN
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he had his apron on... geez... *rolls eyes* DISCLAIMER: This is an equal opportunity blog. Everyone gets insulted eventually. [blog talldarkavg1]
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