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I got bored - or was it sun stroke  

GerK321Cum 66M
1896 posts
5/3/2015 4:46 pm
I got bored - or was it sun stroke

Read somewhere that a blowjob was to a man what a bunch of red roses was to a woman.
Well they got it wrong. A Blow job is more like a chocolate sweet, all hard on the outside but with a soft center. After a few minutes the center oozes out and the hard shell just melts in your mouth (any flavour you wish).
So my last post managed to break the sites style sheets in some browsers and upset the layout - sorry about that. I love the idea of being prepared for every eventuality - would I need a bus like this if I ever plan to visit Australia.
I do like the idea of travelling but I was never too sure of strange food. Ostrich Steak and Gator Tail may be well established but not too sure about these places.
Then there are the local customs and things to watch out for when on holidays in a strange land or country and it is fun finding out where the locals hang out....




..and when all has ended for the day filled with play I have found the perfect place for my partner to stay.
Well it was international naked gardening day this weekend. Today was warm and humid and anything was possible - so I went to hug a tree.

And so.....
A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and, if they have avocados, get six."
A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk!!!

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy six cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again!
Men should get it the first time.
Have a great sexy Sunday!

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JN63JPN 61F  
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6/2/2015 8:44 pm

 A friend told me that it's something her hubby would totally do!
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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:34 pm
    Quoting sweet_VM:
    lol Gerk.. Are you sure it wasn't on my blog where you read this one... I like your idea about BJ.. "A Blow job is more like a chocolate sweet, all hard on the outside but with a soft center. After a few minutes the center oozes out and the hard shell just melts in your mouth (any flavour you wish)." Yummy! hugssssss V

    Have a great week!
It must have been BJ weekend... lol... and the thoughts of creamy chocolates and blowjobs seemed to go together... yum yum yum.

Thank you for the photograph - catches the moment and the imagination - yum yum.
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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:30 pm
    Quoting canyaz:
    Alligator tail is good...kind of taste like chicken...
    Thanks for the entertainment.
I got to taste Gator tail once, somewhere near St. Augustine - I cannot remember exactly how it tasted but yes it was a bit like chicken.

The images were just worth sharing... when I saw them. Nothing like something light occasionally
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GerK321Cum 66M
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5/5/2015 3:26 pm
    Quoting  :
Sandra, you are welcome. Hope it helped lighten your day.
I have a new teeshirt that I'm proud to wear!
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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:25 pm
    Quoting  :
Hello and welcome.

Someone told me one to eat loads of pineapple - to add flavour... lol.

So much for cyber advice I never did find out....lol.
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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:22 pm
    Quoting milly1629:
    Happy Sunday Gerk ...i wont tell you what i have in my vase here ...
What are you trying to do to me... lol... vases filled with roses I suppose and super bling.

I did not realise it was Sunday night Monday morning when I posted - I was all confused as to the days.
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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:19 pm
    Quoting sexysixties2:
    You're up late....easy knowing there's no work tomorrow.

    That's a mighty quick blowjob....where's the fun in that?

    So if a man gives me red roses he's really looking for a bj??? How romantic.

    Love the funny pics.
I have no idea of any other mans intentions or motives if he gives you red roses - unless it is Cadbury's roses - then you know you have to share and suck on something.

One of the lovely things about long weekends is getting lost in time - but when I get lost in days it can be a disaster.
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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:15 pm
    Quoting  :
Hello and welcome, so glad you enjoyed something,... yum yum yum!
I have a new teeshirt that I'm proud to wear!
Thank you for your posting and giving me the opportunity to comment!

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:13 pm
    Quoting  :
Hello, glad you enjoyed the laughs.
I have a new teeshirt that I'm proud to wear!
Thank you for your posting and giving me the opportunity to comment!

You are welcome to visit my blogs at An Amazing Journey
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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
5/5/2015 3:08 pm
    Quoting CreampieBaby2:
    one of the most fun blogs I have read here at this site yet! thank you!
Hello, and thank you for your comment and compliment - sometimes you see things you just have to share.
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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
5/4/2015 9:00 am

 lol Gerk.. Are you sure it wasn't on my blog where you read this one... I like your idea about BJ.. "A Blow job is more like a chocolate sweet, all hard on the outside but with a soft center. After a few minutes the center oozes out and the hard shell just melts in your mouth (any flavour you wish)." Yummy! hugssssss V

Have a great week!
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canyaz 56F
17128 posts
5/4/2015 5:54 am

 Alligator tail is good...kind of taste like chicken...
Thanks for the entertainment.
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


milly1629 62F
Ask me for a photo
9186 posts
5/3/2015 5:43 pm

 Happy Sunday Gerk ...i wont tell you what i have in my vase here ...


sexysixties2 106F
Ask me for a photo
39750 posts
5/3/2015 5:21 pm

 You're up late....easy knowing there's no work tomorrow.

That's a mighty quick blowjob....where's the fun in that?

So if a man gives me red roses he's really looking for a bj??? How romantic.

Love the funny pics.
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