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I have a stalker lol  

GerK321Cum 66M
1896 posts
8/29/2013 10:26 am
I have a stalker lol


I have a stalker.
I know that the theme of this weeks HNW is the great outdoors, but I have not been in the great outdoors lately, just the garden that is overlooked in parts by the neighbours and the shed is full of clutter from the decluttering. So I have to be content with the imagination.

Curtiousity may have killed the cat



but it hever hurt a fly!

But back to the stalker, I noticed that on each blog I visited and on each post I commented, I could see my stalker reading the words and looking at the pictures posted.
If you felt a little chill run down your spine it might have been the stalker walking over your profile photograph.

For when the light has faded and the laptop screen becomes the brightest thing in the room the stalker comes out of hiding and lands upon the keyboard and watches as I type, taking occasional trips to the screen, the stalker leads a charmed life. Several times I have set up a trap but the stalker is faster then I am and I only end up flicking my own knuckle or having some unexplained keystrokes appear on the screen.
Curtiousity never killed a fly



but the world wide web might!

The stalker seems to know that for as long as it stays just out of reach it will drive me insane, I do wish that the stalker would have stayed outside in the great outdoors instead of coming inside to plague me!

&

I do hope you are catching the last of the summer rays and managing to keep the flies at bay.

There is no stalker really - only that dam fly that is bothering me!


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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
10/23/2013 4:23 pm

    Quoting kaytegm2:
    Nothing like a stalker to make you feel loved Send all flies here for Ernie, the bearded dragon we brought home from NM.....
    Hugs from a non-stalker
We have a loan of a cat and it chases flies mostly, it is wonderful to see him stalking them in the garden and then pouncing... sometimes I wonder why he needs cat food - seems to get enough protein from the flies and spiders...lol.

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kaytegm2 64F
5834 posts
10/22/2013 11:17 pm

Nothing like a stalker to make you feel loved Send all flies here for Ernie, the bearded dragon we brought home from NM.....
Hugs from a non-stalker

"It's all right for a woman to be, above all, a woman."
-Anais Nin


GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
9/23/2013 10:45 am

    Quoting  :

My son's girlfriend has a cat and she is staying at the moment, but the cat is always up to no good so get himself banned from indoors.

The do make great fly catchers, I have watched him on the lawn, crouch and pounce and catch them with one paw. Spiders too are on his diet but he rarely ever gets inside. It would have been interesting to see the competition and wonder what they would have typed as they pranced and pounced upon the keyboard and skated across the mouse pad... I could have written what I wanted and blamed the cat...lol!


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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
9/12/2013 5:54 pm

    Quoting astra236112:
    Your Luke Skywalker image was the funniest thing I seen in awhile. Super cute! I don't know why that kind of stuff cracks me up, but it really does. Thanks too much!
Thank you Astra, you are welcome, I was trying to be light hearted about the fly that was bothering me...

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
9/9/2013 4:49 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    You need to take some lessons from the Karate Kid!
What? Wax On... Wax Off... oh no, you mean I need chopsticks...lol! I find it hard enough to keep the chopsticks in my hand never mind catching a fly. Thankfully the cold has seen the fly hibernate for Winter is a coming....

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lindoboy100 61M
23969 posts
9/2/2013 5:06 am



You need to take some lessons from the Karate Kid!


GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/31/2013 2:11 am

    Quoting sweet_VM:
    OK then thank you for the clarification.. I have my stalkers on here big time! Glad they are after you and only the fly hugs V
I am sorry for the confusion, I was trying to be light hearted, but appreciate that real stalkers and real stalking can be a very serious and disturbing and sometimes frightening issue and anyone who is a victim has my deepest sympathy.

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/31/2013 2:07 am

    Quoting  :

Hello and yes suppose it would be great sometimes to be the pervy fly on the wall...LOL but I had to be content with this fly watching my every move!!!!

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/31/2013 2:05 am

    Quoting kukoocock:
    Flies were plentiful with the warm weather I guess. The ones that have turbo are the ones that drive me crazy not a hope of hitting one while in flight mode anyhow
Suppose, but it was the one pesky one that kept alluding me, most others are waiting by the door to escape outside... but this one was persistent.... if they could make fighter jets like that....

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/31/2013 2:03 am

Always trying to look on the light side of life!

Hello and thank you for your comment!


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GerK321Cum 66M
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8/31/2013 2:02 am

    Quoting  :

LOL I have not even got a bottle of fly spray... lol... think that previously any fly waiting by the window to get out not in...lol!

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sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/30/2013 10:44 am

OK then thank you for the clarification.. I have my stalkers on here big time! Glad they are after you and only the fly hugs V

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kukoocock 54M
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8/30/2013 6:56 am

Flies were plentiful with the warm weather I guess. The ones that have turbo are the ones that drive me crazy not a hope of hitting one while in flight mode anyhow



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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/29/2013 3:04 pm

    Quoting ladyj_1957:
    PS I enjoyed the drawings, cartoons, and use of "stalker".
Thanks - I saw the image when looking for something to go with the blog... and thought that they were perfect, unfortunately not my creation, but do enjoy sharing!

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/29/2013 3:03 pm

    Quoting ladyj_1957:
    No flies here right now, but our area is experiencing an invasion of gnats. After my surgery, and during the use of the pain medication, I was a little wobbly on my feet when I got out of bed at night. As a result, we decided to keep a nightlight on for a couple of days. It was a gnat magnet, drawing literally thousands of the little pests.

    I waged war yesterday; chemicals, swiffered the walls, laundered the towels and linens, vacuumed, and then I closed all the windows and resorted to using the AC again. If the heat remains for a couple of days, it will give me time that all residual gnats will be dead.
LOL I know that feeling, leaving the window open and a light on attracts lots of wildlife, although we do not have gnats here (that I know of) we do have wasps that invade in the afternoon and seem to be hell bent on stinging you. My youngest daughter is a wasp magnet they seem to single her out for an assault.

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/29/2013 3:00 pm

    Quoting canyaz:
    MB and I have been enjoying the 88 degree pool water this afternoon. Sun shining, baby napping, flies held at bay by the screen we have enclosing our pool.
    Your stalkers a perv!
LOL I have seen the pool screens in Florida so know how they can protect you. Weather sounds good and no storms in sight at the moment.

I wish my fly was a walker and not a stalker... lol.. that way I might catch him, but as it stands the advantage is with him!

But in truth it is just nature and I did find it amusing!


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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/29/2013 2:56 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    I have a few of them pesky blighters here too.....because the back door is always open for the other visitor I have just now. Managed to kill a wasp yesterday but the flies are too damn quick!!!
Open window or open door and it dark outside and the light on... well that is asking for trouble... lol.. and some of those flies really do fly at the sight of an approaching hand or swap - well done on the wasp though!

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GerK321Cum 66M
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8/29/2013 2:54 pm

    Quoting  :

Oh I am one of those people who sheppard the spiders outside, let the daddy long legs rest a while and even the wasps lead a charmed life in our house. But then I tend not to have much of a problem - but on holidays in the countryside it is another issue. There we used to swap the files and spray whenever we were going outside.

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/29/2013 2:51 pm

    Quoting sweet_VM:


    Oh no ...not you too.. I still have a few on here stalking me still. Following me around. Or just visiting my blog several times a week not posting just lurking about! I truly know what it feels like. Well if you know who it is then ban that person from reading your blog or even writing you. Only thing you can do.. Sorry it had to happen to you as well.. I hate that feeling!

    Big hugs! Summer almost over.. Happy HNW day to you!

    hugs V


Good to see you, but just to clarify, this stalker was not a person but a pesky little fly that landed on the keyboard every night and would walk across the screen and look at profile pictures... lol..!

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GerK321Cum 66M
7327 posts
8/29/2013 2:49 pm

    Quoting zandigal:
    uugghh... they are the worst this year, even here!...
    can't keep the doors open too long!

At least we do not have fire ants here, or a serious mosquito problem, but we do have wasps that will invade the classrooms once the schools are back.

I think we used to encourage the wasps in, as it caused mayhem in the classroom, everyone screaming and trying to kill it with copy books. But this was a simple fly, but boy could he fly when he saw danger coming, most annoying to see him sitting on the edge of the coffee cup... lol!

Take care from those flying insects, some I know, do bite!


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ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
8/29/2013 2:01 pm

PS I enjoyed the drawings, cartoons, and use of "stalker".

"Don't count the days, make the days count"


ladyj_1957 66F
2359 posts
8/29/2013 1:59 pm

No flies here right now, but our area is experiencing an invasion of gnats. After my surgery, and during the use of the pain medication, I was a little wobbly on my feet when I got out of bed at night. As a result, we decided to keep a nightlight on for a couple of days. It was a gnat magnet, drawing literally thousands of the little pests.

I waged war yesterday; chemicals, swiffered the walls, laundered the towels and linens, vacuumed, and then I closed all the windows and resorted to using the AC again. If the heat remains for a couple of days, it will give me time that all residual gnats will be dead.

"Don't count the days, make the days count"


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
8/29/2013 12:43 pm

MB and I have been enjoying the 88 degree pool water this afternoon. Sun shining, baby napping, flies held at bay by the screen we have enclosing our pool.
Your stalkers a perv!

There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
8/29/2013 11:45 am

I have a few of them pesky blighters here too.....because the back door is always open for the other visitor I have just now. Managed to kill a wasp yesterday but the flies are too damn quick!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


sweet_VM 65F
81699 posts
8/29/2013 10:51 am



Oh no ...not you too.. I still have a few on here stalking me still. Following me around. Or just visiting my blog several times a week not posting just lurking about! I truly know what it feels like. Well if you know who it is then ban that person from reading your blog or even writing you. Only thing you can do.. Sorry it had to happen to you as well.. I hate that feeling!

Big hugs! Summer almost over.. Happy HNW day to you!

hugs V



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