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Surely you've all, even you non tv watchers, have noticed the abundant supply of dating shows available for our viewing pleasure. I don't get into The Bachelor or Bachelorette. I find them almost painful to watch. There's a new show starting this week called The Cougar. This 40 year old hot chick sifts thru a couple dozen younger men in hopes of finding a real relationship. Yeah right! I can't decide if this show will be a little entertaining or just plain sad. I'm guessing the latter. I have a much better idea for a "romance" type reality show. I'll call it "The Ultimate Fuck Buddy". It may have a "Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" feel to it, but not as stupid and it will have a XXX rating. Ooh, i'm so excited!!! Ok, so just like on the other shows, the 20 fuck buddy hopefuls will be gathered for a cocktail reception, wearing suits, and be on their very best behavior when I come in to check them all out. Hey, maybe it would be better if we just cut to the chase and they were all naked with cock in hand. Hmmm? Yeah, that could work. The vanilla shows always give the guys tasks to complete. I haven't figured out exactly what said tasks will be just yet, but I do know they will all be perverted. All in the name of testing their individual skills of course. The winner will be rewarded with "private time" with me, giving them the opportunity to show me why they would be The Ultimate Fuck Buddy for me. The 20 hopefuls will be graded on their sexual performance. The areas to be scored, as well as performed on the show, would be: Enthusiasm Dirty Talk Pussy Licking Rhythm While Fucking Creative Foreplay Best Use of Hands/Fingers Skills Bedtime Story Delivery Fantasy How Hot They Look While Masturbating Oh please, like you didn't know that last one would turn me on. Moving on.... When it's elimination time, the posers, slackers, and those unable to deliver will be told: "sorry, but you're booty call ends here" That's hilarious. What could the tasks/challenges be? Would you tune in to watch a show like this? Hey, this might be a great idea for my next birthday. Come For The Booty, Stay For The Brains |
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There was a UK dating/reality programme where six men vied for the attention of a woman (it was a while ago, I can't remember what it was called). One by one they went on a variety of "dates" with her - some of which ended up with snogging and a bit of groping  At the end of the series all of the men were gathered together so that she could give her final verdict... At which point she said "Boys, I have something to show you", lifted her skirt and showed them... HER COCK!!   She was a pre-op transsexual I believe the men involved tried to sue the TV company and stop the show being televised - they were unsuccessful 
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4/14/2009 2:08 pm |
I would TOTALLY watch that show. It sounds like the perfect thing for an 8PM slot on Fox. I mean, hell... it's really the next logical step, right? But here's a question... do the fuck buddies have to be guys? Or do girls have a Shot at Sex with Shanna? Or couples? Think of the possibilities!
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I want in on the birthday, lol. Though we already know I am the ultimate fuck buddy. Especially in the creative foreplay area, though really I think it should be creative sexual play too. Who could create and deliver a better bedtime story that I? You have read my stuff and I my voice has caused women to masturbate because it is sexy. I am only a stranger the first time...  See my Blog everyone [blog sircernuunos] Or join this group SR - THE ADULT Hang-Out =P If you are into playing a bit more extreme than vanilla ?*
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add a twist, have three ladies, and each week two ladies interview men to decide who the third lady will get to do, and what kinky fantasy she will fulfill......
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When it's elimination time, the posers, slackers, and those unable to deliver will be told: "sorry, but you're booty call ends here" First things first - you left out the category of "pleasing two women simultaneously". And surely the ultimate fuck-buddy must be awarded an FMF 3some with you and one of your luscious labia-licking ladies. Sheesh . . . I guess you better appoint me as a creative CUNTsultant. (grin) Moving on, Goddess AphucMEnitely . . . I expect you may know already that this site was bought by Penthouse some time last year. And they have other entertainment divisions - video at least, I'm not sure about network tv. So you should seriously pitch your "Ultimate Fuck-buddy" idea - after further refinement (grin again) to the biz development folks here. As for refinement, there ought to be a way for dismissed fuck-buddies to "get sum". And what better way than to let ALL of them get some . . . with a bevy of other beauties . . . with that action filmed for further editing. So after you dismiss 19 of the 20 stud-wanna-be's . . . each of them gets to fuck and suck some other goddess-in-training (on film of course). And depending on how well they do with their muff-munching, pussy-plunging, booty-boffing and so on, the audience can vote them back into competition. Maybe even a head-to-head (laughing - pun DEFinitely intended) competition that works a bit like NCAA March-Madness. Two guys fuck the same goddess-in-training . . . maybe even in threesome. One way, is the goddess-wanna-be tells one of the two fuck-buddies to fuck-off. The other is that the audience views their performance and votes one to progress to the next round. Either way, once we have a winner from the remaining future-fuck-buddy candidates, that lucky fellow goes dick-to-dick on Shannariffic with the fuck-buddy first selected. And so on . . . Details, details . . . better to start with 17. That way when you choose 1, the remaining 16 can sort out nicely through 2-by-2 eliminations. Fun for everyone . . . including the losers.
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It is a fantastic idea! I would watch. I would even buy ad time!  “Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” ― Oscar Wilde
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4/15/2009 10:29 am |
I'm with you The Bachelor and Bachelorette are almost too painful to watch. The bachelor and bachelorette on these shows know whom there interested almost immediately. Big waste of time...its a great show for posers and wanta be hopefuls, huh. Cougar in search of finding a real relationship?....the premise is all wrong, another big waste of time. Don't waste my voyeur time! lol With that being said. Here is my take on the "Ultimate Fuck Buddy". 20 hopefuls, posers, slackers, losers and pervs all combined. Your job is to pick 5 men, based on a 2 minute conversation or whatever else your heart desires, within that 2 minutes....gotta think quick, can't be mesmerized, Shae. After choosing your 5 hopeful pervs. Its time for 45 minutes of group sex, yes group sex...are you into it? From which you pick your #1 pervert. Once done both of you return for 1 hour's worth of glorious perversion called "Shae's Private Time" featuring Shae at her best, exhibitionism, blowjobs and her world famous cowgirl. Gentleman set your blue rays. This will allow you the opportunity to fuck a new perv often and the rest to view "Shae's Private Time" on UPORN. Or we could cut right to the chase and have a gang bang on your birthday!!
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4/16/2009 3:44 am |
Actually, I think that you could probably sell this idea on one of the late night channels. Seriously, Its a great idea. It would easily be more interesting that all of the other crap that is on now.
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Actually I watched The Cougar for about 10 minutes last night, I was so disgusted at the game of the guys on that show that I had to change it. Aut viam inveniam aut faciam Tips for Guys to Meet Women  Things i miss most about relationships
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I have my Tivo remote in hand, ready to record. Hell, ready to audition. Ha. Had to snap out of remote love trance there. Mean what you say and say what you mean.
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I agree with xsoutherngent just cut to the end and have twenty guys over for a gang bang why wait film at 11. HUGGGGGGGGGs DREAM WEAVER 562
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Do you have a position open on your show for a screener?  I mean, someone has to go through the hundreds of applicants to decide who the 20 finalists should be ... 
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OMG! What a GREAT idea! Can I be one of the lucky guys? PLEEEEASE??? OK, some ideas for contests: -Strip tease? -girl lifting? (ya know...got to see it they can toss you around ! )-name that position?...or simply who can name the most.. -tongue agility contests? -sexy picture/cam session? who gets you going just from their images -exhibitionist challenge...who is willing to get most naked in public (cause I know you would LOVE that!) -cum volume/squirt distance...just cause it would be funny as hell! hmmmm I'll think of more later, I'm sure! HUGS n pussy licks! -Brian
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5/15/2009 7:33 am |
How about Sex Apprentice or Fucking with the Stars. Each week you work on a skill with someone and by the end of the week you rate him and decide if he stays or goes!
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