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Facial tissue  

rm_interlukin22 55M
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11/24/2014 8:52 pm
Facial tissue

Young men are often beset by those hormonal urges that require a bit of privacy and attention. Clearly this is not about me but someone that shall remain anonymous. Upon arriving home this young man availed himself of his urges and donated some chromosome material into a facial tissue. That urge being sated he next moved to sate his next urge like many young men he decided to raid the refrigerator and snag the last bagel from the bread box. Unfortunately for him he failed to notice a small growth of mold upon the bagel and shoved it into his mouth. While masticating the bagel the taste suddenly became obvious and he gagged and spit it out into the trash. He then reached for something with which to wipe his mouth and accidentally grabbed.... you know it! the used tissue and gave himself a facial and a taste of himself. I guess that's why they call it facial tissue. The next minutes were a Tasmanian devil whirlwind of gagging and washing his mouth out with the detachable kitchen faucet.
Cheers,
DrV

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