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cracking a smile  

rm_interlukin22 55M
97 posts
12/7/2013 9:49 am
cracking a smile


Greetings,
Your bored or you wouldn't likely be reading this, so why not leave a comment?

As it happens I too was bored last night and ventured out to greet some old friends. I must admit that from time to time I too don a pair of old jeans with holes in less than appropriate places, and so it was with one of my friends last night. Apparently the hole was not so large when she out on the jeans, however through the course of time the hole had extended to roughly one foot in length. When she turned around and bent over to pick something up the hole widened to 1 foot by about 5 inches displaying not only the fact that she was not wearing any small clothes, but the vertical smile, plenty of cheek, and a bit of lip as well.

Being the gentleman that I am, after I picked my jaw up off the floor, I of course averted my eyes and struck up one of those awkward conversations that went rather like, I'm not sure that your aware of this but you have a rather large hole in your jeans......

Unfortunately she did change, ( I was hoping that perhaps she was of a mood) but it was not to be. In the end it did leave me with a smile as broad as hers.

Cheers,
Dr V

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