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Jacking off with tigerbalm
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Jacking off with tigerbalm The title alone says it all Before you go any farther I want you to know that he is fine now, no lasting damage done. You can laugh and cry he's fine. He might kill his brother some day but he's fine. I heard a great/tragic story that apperantly happened a few years ago that I am only finding about now. After I heard about it I had to pretend not to be amused which was extremely difficult. There was a little brother who was evesdropping on his big brother and one of my sons friends. They happened to be talking about girls and sex. So the older two pretended to not to notice that he was hiding nearby listening to them. After a short time they began to discuss methods of jacking off and raved about the wonderful sensation that tigerbalm gave to the self hand job. (They claim that they didnt think he would di it. ) You know what came next, he bought it hook line and sinker, and waxed his wang with a good handfull of it. For those of you not familar with TB it is a cross between vicks vapor rub and bengay. It works wonders when applied in small amounts in the right unsensitive place. If you get it on a more sensitive area it burns like hellfire and if you try to wash it off it's like putting very cold ice. Either way your not likely to have a moment of peace for some time. Oh and it resists being washed off. Well he started screeming and of course in comes the mom. Now he has a delima tell mom he was jacking off or take the pain. Of course he blurted it out after a few seconds. Amazing how a boy and his balls are so connected! Of course her first instinct was to wash it off. Poor , now is mom is looking at his wang and touching him as well. To make matters worse he then got it on his testical sack as well. Eventually they got it off with a towel and some hand cream. Poor ! I dont know if I should laugh or cry!!! |
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2/1/2008 11:54 pm |
OH my gosh the poor darlin!!!!! Have his mom bake him an apple pie! lol (that would be a lot less abrasive...and if doesn't want to use it he can eat it) Thank heavens he is ok! I have 2 boys, it will happen I am sure of it...my 2 year old sprayed new skin on his...that was not fun either! Steph
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2/4/2008 6:01 pm |
*cringe* Ouch. Luckily, females have self-lubricant. lol oh myyyyyyyy
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2/13/2008 9:29 pm |
ouchy!... now thaaaaaat's a fire!           
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