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how does one have sex on a roller coaster  

rm_interlukin22 55M
97 posts
12/27/2007 11:25 pm
how does one have sex on a roller coaster

many profiles that I have viewed talk about a desire to have sex on a roller coaster. I'm curious if anyone has had sex on a roller coaster. Please tell me how you did it.

This is how I picture it. This is a total fantasy influenced by how things usually trurn out for me. Fiction- First I pay 50 bucks to the operating an old wooden coaster with a single bar for some private rides at the end of a weekday. She's wearing a skirt and I'm wearing pants. As we go up the first hill I pull off my shoe and my pants. To get together underthe bar we turn on our sides and pretend we are on animal planet. The first hill comes but I dont. I see the flash of the first hill camera as it takes our picture. As the roller coaster bounces along the side position takes it's toll of bruses on the tender flesh. Guess I should have tried to add some padding. Somewhere arround turn three my pants and my shoe go flying out but I solder on much to the discomfort of my love who notes that the soft bed feels better. As we come it to the station I'm not done and there's a mom and her waiting for one last ride. They point and their mom covers their eyes. Why don't you get a hotel room she yells. I have no pants and its clear what we are doing. What can I do but grin. I'm laughinh she is not. Ok up the hill again and I hear, aren't you done yet? It's so hard to work under pressure. Somewhere arround the end I finally release...ahh. as we exit I ask if i can get my pants and they say no its a safety issue. The gives me a towel to wrap up in as he bows. Down below one of the young ladies askes me if I want the picture for 30 more bucks, sure I say but they deleted it as it was unproper. As we are walking down the walk way my love wipes her leg and wipes it in my face just to let me know that slow ooze down the now very sore leg is very much unappreciated along with a comment about no action until the bruses go away.
Well if I were still married that is how it would have happened.

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AuraAruba 49M/45F

12/28/2007 4:33 am

 lmao...i can see it happening too.

Well, i never did it, reason being i'm not anywhere near a roller coaster, and my hubby is not a big coaster fan But i am.

BTW, "sex" is not only "intercourse" so if i were to have sex on a roller coaster I think it would be one of those "tame coasters", no looping, twists and the likes. The restraints on those things would really make it hard to do anything but sit in your seat.
And I would keep it to hand jobs. Or maybe like a vibrating egg thing...
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rm_interlukin22 replies on 12/28/2007 8:29 pm:
Hmm a hand job. Next time I'm going under the loop de loop, I'll remember not to look up. On the other hand that sounds like a disgusting but rather evil fun time to let it fly. Or would it be like spitting out the car window?

thevoiceofreason 53M

12/28/2007 9:35 am
    Quoting AuraAruba:
    lmao...i can see it happening too.

    Well, i never did it, reason being i'm not anywhere near a roller coaster, and my hubby is not a big coaster fan But i am.

    BTW, "sex" is not only "intercourse" so if i were to have sex on a roller coaster I think it would be one of those "tame coasters", no looping, twists and the likes. The restraints on those things would really make it hard to do anything but sit in your seat.
    And I would keep it to hand jobs. Or maybe like a vibrating egg thing...
Aura, you raise a good point about sex being more than intercourse, but to be honest, I wouldn't want a hand-job on one of the even mildly intense coasters - would ANY guy in his right mind want a woman to be holding onto his dick through any high G movements? Thanks, but I'll pass - LOL (really not kidding though!)

Inter, as for your original post - LMAO!!! I have often wondered exactly HOW someone would even attempt to have sex on a roller coaster without falling off? I guess the answer would be a whole new definition to the term "safe sex"! I think your scenario, including the outcome, is as likely, if not more, than any others.

Maybe Affairlook should open it own, members-only amusement park, with rides specially designed so customers can have sex on them? On second thought, that's a remarkably BAD idea. In fact, it may be one of the worst ideas in the long, sad history of bad ideas. Last thing you wanna hear the attendant say is "Please clean any mess from the seat as you depart the ride, and watch your step - we'd hate to see you slip!" EEEWWWWWW!!!


MrRareity 64M
4589 posts
12/30/2007 9:57 pm

 Inter, that has to be one of the funniest posts I've read on here. I died laughing. I to have wondered the same thing. I know there's not a chance in hell that I'd have sex on a coaster. With my luck I'd fly off just as were going over the first hill. Thevoiceofreason makes a good point how could you have sex on a coaster or even get a hand job with the high G-forces that they now have? I could just see it now were going under the first loop and the guy a few rows back blows his wad with my luck it would go right into my face..lol. Great post.

John
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