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Flakes, Fakes and Guys that Are Just So Full Of Shit!!!!
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Flakes, Fakes and Guys that Are Just So Full Of Shit!!!! Every now and then I like to share some of the incredible e-mail I get from great guys...like this particular guy...I've kept his handle and name out so as not to cause a big run on him...I know, I know, all you gals in the Tulsa area are just aching, yes, aching to find out who this guy is!!! Stop it, he's all mine!!!! Back off bitches!!! No, really, if anyone is seriously interested in this fabulous flake/fake of a guy, send me an e-mail and I'll provide you with the info...let's face it, how many so-called "exceptional" (his term, certainly not mine!), play games when it comes to connecting here on Affairlook???????????????? The exchange starts out innocent enough, the guy contacts me: Sender: (I've left this blank, don't want to cause the guy to get tons of fan mail!!!) To: tulsaliza Date: Aug 10, 2008 3:42 pm PST Hello, I’m ________, a corporate exec relo'g to OK….42, 6’, 180, and in fantastic shape…with pics if I receive a sincere reply . Sorry, but waayyyy too many fake ads on this system. Very adventurous and orally/anally playful in the bedroom. Love to tease, please, and play for hours, with stamina and experience to match. Single, successful, with no baggage. (The guy's name) ******************** Sender: tulsaliza To: (the guy's handle) Date: Aug 10, 2008 4:31 pm PST Hello _________, I can assure you I am for "real" and not a fake ad here on Affairlook, here in Tulsa. I understand your hesitation and insistence receiving a sincere reply. I welcome you to Tulsa and hope you find the folks here on Affairlook in the Tulsa area to your liking. I will direct you to visit the Affairlook Tulsa Area Groups, Active Tulsans Group and Living On Tulsa Time, both of which I am the moderator. These groups are a great way to get a feel for the town and folks, just a suggestion...you may have already discovered the group features here on Affairlook. As far as what you have to offer in conjunction with what you're seeking, we'll just play it by ear for now and see how our email exchange plays out. I enjoy finding and meeting new friends and playmates. Tell me more about yourself, your level of "playing" experience, your hopes and expectations, if any, for your move to Tulsa. Sensually, sincerely, Liza in Tulsa **************** Sender: (the guy's handle) To: tulsaliza Date: Aug 10, 2008 4:33 pm PST Thanks...but not into group chat and meetings...or blogs, etc...will be happy to share more details once off of here...so will leave it to you. **************** Sender: tulsaliza To: (The guy's handle) Date: Aug 10, 2008 4:57 pm PST Okay, well just thought I would suggest the group boards for getting a feel of the folks here in Tulsa. I don't do the group chats, not even sure anyone in the group gets on and chats, but I understand if that isn't your thing. As far as providing further details of yourself, that's entirely up to you, whether it be here on Affairlook or in a private venue. You have piqued my curiosity as to your adversity of much more here on Affairlook...but I'm sure it may be a point of discretion and your career more than anything. Sincerely, Liza ************************* Thanks for the note...my discretion has nothing to do with career, etc...just too many women;s ads are fake...and many like to hide nehind the system with no intention of ever meeting...so until we move off of here and chat...I assume they are not real and only here for entertainment.....so you can find me as (the guy's yahoo handle goes here)on ym if you like ************************* Okay, so I pretty much forget the guy...I'm not into making contact off of Affairlook when a guy is being so weird and downright flaky...I made the mistake of having my YM IM up and the guy suddenly pops up...guess he figured out my handle on both is the same, which I think there is a list of IMs that a person is on and their handles... Here's how the IM chats go: First YM Chat: Liza: Your squirming ass? S: yes..lolo S: ________..Affairlook S: (provides Affairlook handle) Liza: Yes, I know who you are...I'm sure I can handle whatever I need to handle. S: good.. S: most can;t S: so would be a nice change Liza: I'm not like most women. E: So, when are you heading to Tulsa? You mention that you're relocating to Tulsa, when is that supposed to happen? S: perfect.. S: will let you know if you stay in touch... S: early yet Liza: I see. S: ok Liza: I was just getting ready to head to bed, I start my day pretty early and wanted to get all situated before signing off. S: ok..nite Liza: Good night...you've got my IM and my email now, so stay in touch. S: you know where to find me..yes ****************************** Okay, harmless enough...I promptly forget about this guy...I mean come on, how elusive can you be? Early, yet? WTF?????? My initial impression, this guy is playing some sort of game,nothing but a big fake, an even bigger flake...and just plain full of shit!!!!!...again, WTF???? ************************ I signed on my IM tonight and this guy pops up...here's how our chat went tonight: S: ready for a tight ass to rub aginst? Liza: tight ass to rub against? S: if you can handle it..lolo Liza: why would I want to handle it? S: if you don;t know...I will move on.. Liza: It is difficult to be inspired or to have desire to handle someone or something that remains elusive and ever guarded. You've shared nothing about yourself or what you're seeking. It isn't like I'm sitting around waiting and wondering about you...if you remain interested in an eventual get together, I suppose you'll let me know...Kind of like whenever, whatever...not really sure whether to be interested in controlling your ass or just whipping the shit out of it with my riding crop. Liza: I guess you could say I'm looking for a real man that doesn't hide behind the pretense that everyone else is a fake...just my personal take on our exchange thus far. Good luck in your search, I'm sure you'll find plenty of gals that want to handle your ass just fine. S: too late//you were already deleted..no second chances..lolo S: something tells me you are mentally challenged..buit thanks for the laugh.....lolo Liza: Always glad to provide whatever comic relief I can. Liza: LMFAO!!! *************************** Needless to say, Mr. Wonderful was promptly deleted, blocked, turned in as spam...whatever else one can do to prevent such a flake, fake and full of shit guy from bothering me again!!!! Pleasure's a sin, and sometimes sin's a pleasure... - Lord Byron, Don Juan |
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Hasn't this guy been moving to Tulsa for like a year now? I know I got mail like that just after I got here. I wrote back and said, fine, I don't know the city myself, drop me a line when you move here. I never heard back. And if he even tried to IM me by this handle, well, that's not my handle over there. Heh. I sort of wonder if the person who has this handle over there gets lots of harassing IMs from angry men from this site.
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8/15/2008 7:19 am |
Sounds to me like the man is full of himself.
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8/15/2008 4:29 pm |
& about that lolo~ since Laugh Out Loud is what the letters stand for, what in the hell was the last 'o' for?
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If you're moving from NYC, bring water bagels! My god, it's been a year since I've had a real bagel or real pizza.
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Know what's interesting for me? In person, I can get a clear idea of who someone "is" fairly quickly. But online I've been suckered in quite a bit. Not in huge ways because I don't give too much info out, but in the early part. So I'm in the process of learning a while new way of reading people. Ha! I made a pun... Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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