10812 posts 5/1/2012 4:11 pm
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May Is.....
May Is Masturbation Month
It that time of year once again of the sky's being a little more blue, The Grass is a little greener, The birds are coming out to sing, The flowers are blooming, and, ..... FOR YOU TO BE GETTING YOUR JOLLIES ON!!!!! ..... With yourself!!!!! 
You need to be getting your freak on with yourself during this once a year event, It's Masturbation Month!!!!!
Participation is free, there is no reregistration, and this is not a race. This is that glorious time of the year for you to take control of yourself and get back in touch with..... yourself, It's Masturbation Month!!!!!
Grab a partner, grab a chair, grab you favorite porn, turn on your webcams people. It's Masturbation Month!!!!!
Grab him, grab her, grab yourself, or just join a group. It's Masturbation Month!!!!!
Help us keep the Month long tradition going and start getting yourself off right now!!!!!
So hurry up, tell your friends and loved ones to grab the lube, it's time to start going at it. It's Masturbation month!!!!!
Do you need a little help? Are you all alone this month? Don't worry we're all here to help you out this month. Gives us a call or shoot us an email, tell us how desperate you are to "Get Off" this month. Operators are standing by.
Remember friends it's all month long and you can do it too. And if you can't do it, help someone else out in the process 
Sign in below and send everyone you wish to masturbate here also
Just remember folks.....
May Is Masturbation Month!!!!!
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6060 posts 5/1/2012 5:12 pm |
People who have trouble finding a partner, that's who. People who are lonely, and yet choosy to where they don't fuck person in sight. People who don't want to get a disease with a stranger.
People who want someone special in their lives to be with. That answer it for ya? 
Who can you call on to save the day?
Why none other than...
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18009 posts 5/1/2012 6:06 pm |
Those who don't have someone to fuck, like..... 90% of men on this website. The "Nice Guys" the Shy people, and work-alcoholics. Not everyone is as lucky as you are.
And mostly, this is meant as a joke |
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18009 posts 5/1/2012 6:08 pm |
Quoting whoisagentj:
People who have trouble finding a partner, that's who. People who are lonely, and yet choosy to where they don't fuck person in sight. People who don't want to get a disease with a stranger.
People who want someone special in their lives to be with. That answer it for ya?
I'm just unlucky in the "Just Getting Laid" part, that's why  |
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18009 posts 5/1/2012 6:11 pm |
So how did that go over?
You 2 have the right chemistry and you'll never have to worry about sex or masturbation  |
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18009 posts 5/1/2012 6:19 pm |
| I'm just looking to get laid, and that isn't easy being a standard member here. It takes forever, lol |
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50231 posts 5/1/2012 7:45 pm |
ok...maybe i am just a looser here...which i already know...so don't remind me...but i have some reason to satisfy myself...not all the partner is willing to give...some only gets a few times a month from significant others...i have heard the same story from mainly dudes, but i can totally relate it to myself here...so what should i do??? go out and get fucked by someone i don't even know??? and ended up in the middle of pond, floating naked??? i don't think so...i need to know the person pretty well before i fuck someone, especially if i am meeting from the fuck site like this...oh by the way...to me, every month is masturbation month...
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18009 posts 5/1/2012 7:55 pm |
Quoting japaneseass:
ok...maybe i am just a looser here...which i already know...so don't remind me...but i have some reason to satisfy myself...not all the partner is willing to give...some only gets a few times a month from significant others...i have heard the same story from mainly dudes, but i can totally relate it to myself here...so what should i do??? go out and get fucked by someone i don't even know??? and ended up in the middle of pond, floating naked??? i don't think so...i need to know the person pretty well before i fuck someone, especially if i am meeting from the fuck site like this...oh by the way...to me, every month is masturbation month...
| You know, me and you could just meet up, I'm still a stranger, and we can get on a float naked in the middle of the pond and fuck like wild monkeys..... Sound Like Fun? |
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1691 posts 5/1/2012 8:06 pm |
Good to know when I masterbate it is a good thing.
As far as masterbating goes I have a reason that I'm not going to share. Nordic needs to realize where she is now isn't going to last. Looks do fade.
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18009 posts 5/1/2012 9:11 pm |
Quoting rm_buttonboks:
Good to know when I masterbate it is a good thing.
As far as masterbating goes I have a reason that I'm not going to share. Nordic needs to realize where she is now isn't going to last. Looks do fade.
| Masturbating is always done for a good thing |
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18009 posts 5/2/2012 4:28 am |
| Well I was trying to make it special, lol |
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18009 posts 5/2/2012 4:30 am |
| You know, If I could email you, you'd be seeing a lot more of it |
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18009 posts 5/2/2012 9:03 pm |
| Mutual masturbation can be VERY FUN |
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18009 posts 5/3/2012 7:50 pm |
Let's see, If I start driving there now, I can be there in 12 days. Now I just need to water proof my truck, crossing the big pond may be a challenge But I'd be glad to come over and show you a few tricks
Now, I'm shy too, and don't want to scare off a lot of people, so what kind of example would you like?  |
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5/6/2012 5:03 am
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yea for MAY!!! 
So is this an everyday thing? 
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18009 posts 5/6/2012 7:34 pm |
Quoting SweetLove1414:
yea for MAY!!!
So is this an everyday thing?
| Um yeah, did you think it was just a one day for all this? LOL |
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33758 posts 5/7/2012 5:14 pm |
I massage my clit while I"m being fucked.Does that count as "masturbating" ? *hehehe good to read your blogs again..I missed being here ...
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18009 posts 5/8/2012 6:51 pm |
Quoting bad_assed_witch:
I massage my clit while I"m being fucked.Does that count as "masturbating" ? *hehehe good to read your blogs again..I missed being here ...
You're being fucked..... Sooooooo, No, you're getting some, LOL
I'm glad to see you back, it just hasn't been the same with out you  |
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18009 posts 5/10/2012 7:11 pm |
| God he is one lucky mother fucker!!!!! Tell him to let me watch every once and a while..... GIVE IT UP MAN!!!!! |
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