10812 posts 11/29/2009 3:00 pm
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Need A Drink.....
A father passing by his 's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to 'Dad.'
With the worst premonition he opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing to you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you. I have been finding real passion w ith Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's not only the passion..... Dad she's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more .
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy.
In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Stacy can get better..... She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true.
I'm over at Tommy's house.
I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the Report card That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Will you call me when it's safe to come home?
And people wonder why parents drink.
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18009 posts 11/29/2009 3:53 pm |
LOL, well maybe it was in science and not in English  |
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1955 posts 11/29/2009 4:49 pm |
At least he has a creative mind.
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18009 posts 11/29/2009 7:02 pm |
| I was thinking the same thing |
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18009 posts 11/29/2009 7:03 pm |
| That or just a lot more devious |
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18009 posts 11/29/2009 7:05 pm |
| Hun, you're screwed..... Just invest in Tequila and Revlon |
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18009 posts 11/30/2009 5:32 pm |
| In that case, Pass me both of those bottles |
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18009 posts 12/2/2009 8:19 pm |
| Because all we thought about was the fact of our asses actually getting beat and not hiding behind some stupid laws that you can't spank your children |
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33758 posts 12/3/2009 8:59 pm |
LMAO ! That was fun !
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18009 posts 12/6/2009 10:29 am |
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