10812 posts 11/15/2009 5:18 pm
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Bob's Weekly Advice.....
What the fuck is up all you nasty sluts and you dirty fucking perverts? It's that time of the week that you all look forward too, that time where Bob pops out of the pants of Massageman and Gives it to you doggy style right into the ears and eyes of you all. Giving you the answers to the burning questions or just that burning sensation that you have down in you neither regions that you ask in the pages of Ask Bob
Many of you have longed for it, you've waited for it, and many of you have creamed your panties over it...... It's that time once again from the pages of Ask Bob and Live from the pants of Massageman, .... It's BOB!!!!!
 
How are you all? I'm frankly still piss over hearing about my good friend Ninner...... she was the first person to stick me between her legs and let me lick her pussy. So MO was right to try and Calling You Out and now Busty has a great petition going to help out everyone.
Anyways, I digress......
this weeks question comes from:
Dearest Bob...
I've heard there are certain foods a person can eat that would make his or her cum taste incredible but I can't remember which foods these are. Can you help? I want to fill my fridge!!!
Wit, you've cum to the right place. I know just what you need, and it won't take the whole fridge.
now first off, some signs to look for that you'll know right away that the guys cum is going to be NASTY, thick and not worth your time.
Smokers, their cum is normally thick, yellow, and VERY bitter tasting.
Heavy red meat eaters, again, tend to be thick
Soda Drinkers, they will be sweet, but with a bitter after taste at the same time, also thick.
A Tool, his will be stupid sperm.... it may not know what to do... avoid this at all costs.
Heavy drinkers, theirs will be salty and bitter.
Now here are the guys to look for
Guys who drink the daily 8 or more glasses of water a day. This make their cum thinner, less salty and not polluted with all the nasties that the others have.
One who eats his fruits and veggies, their bodies are healthier and leading to better tasting cum, and for those moments when things get hot and heavy, their sweat is also sweet
Non-smokers, well like I said, healthier guy, and his gizz won't be thick and sticky.
Fish and chicken eaters, white meats are healthier and leaner on the system making all fluids thinner, even cum.
Now that you've observed these guys habits and seeing how they take care of themselves, you can spot the guys whom are going to taste better. Now to improve the taste even more, there is a daily supplement they can drink that make them taste better, and even have larger loads.
It's been in playboy, and on countless shows radio and tv that have done tests on it.
It's called Semenex, it's been through years of lab and personal trials and makes bigger, better tasting loads. Less bitter, and a lot sweeter. So I recommend looking into it
Okay, I hope this has helped you into thinking before you suck and swallow some random guy that smokes, drinks and eats all red meats.
We're coming down to the wire, only 4 questions left, meaning only 1 month of my brain banging advice, you don't want me to go away so soon do you?
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6060 posts 11/16/2009 7:54 am |
Here's another trick...candy. If you can get your guy to eat candy about 4-6 hours afterwords, his come will be a lot sweeter. My trick, and I've had women who've commented on it and it works...Jolly Rancher Watermellon hard candy. Give him several to suck on beforehand, give him some time, and it will work fairly well.
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18009 posts 11/16/2009 7:27 pm |
Quoting whoisagentj:
Here's another trick...candy. If you can get your guy to eat candy about 4-6 hours afterwords, his come will be a lot sweeter. My trick, and I've had women who've commented on it and it works...Jolly Rancher Watermellon hard candy. Give him several to suck on beforehand, give him some time, and it will work fairly well.
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18009 posts 11/16/2009 7:30 pm |
| yes they do, so stop the smoking and drink more water |
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33758 posts 11/17/2009 6:02 am |
No wonder my man's cum tastes like bile !! 
~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~
 
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18009 posts 11/18/2009 4:06 am |
see sweetie, all the more reason to cum get with me, i taste ever so sweet  |
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2684 posts 11/19/2009 6:32 pm |
Thanks Bob!!! You are so sweet to answer my pesky little question. I feel so much smarter already! Okay so it doesn't take much... but hey, I'm nice and that makes up for it!
Hear my brain work when you check out the Cricket's Chirp
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18009 posts 11/19/2009 7:37 pm |
Quoting wittywoman:
Thanks Bob!!! You are so sweet to answer my pesky little question. I feel so much smarter already! Okay so it doesn't take much... but hey, I'm nice and that makes up for it!
| why you are so welcome, and no question is too small or too stupid for me to answer, so always feel free to ask |
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