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from 2 weeks ago...  

HokieTiger 43M
282 posts
8/23/2012 6:16 am
from 2 weeks ago...


I would like to dedicate this to my awesome week. It’s entitled:

An open ended poem to the universe, who is currently fucking me in the ass really, really, ...... really, really hard:

Thank you universe for the illness that the doctors can not name
And, thank you universe for bestowing me with apparently no game.

Thank you universe for the two fingers which probably could have gotten stitches
It only hurts a bit now to type, those stupid bitches…

Thank you universe for my ACL
You’re right, I’m sorry. I guess I only needed one.

And, thank you universe for this week at work.
It really was the opposite of fun.

That’s really just the beginning of the list
But, I don’t much feel like complaining.

I really could go on and on bellyaching
But, instead I’ll send out my hopes, even if they’re waning

Please universe make tomorrow better.
Or I swear I am going to go on a self-destructive binge of eating, swearing, loud
music, and a downward spiraling crime spree culminating in a police chase and a fiery car crash on the highway.

Yeah. That’s right. I know that last one didn’t rhyme and wasn’t in meter.

Fuck you universe.

Thank You

Or...I might just be full of shit

Hope you can't help but find happiness, and pain can't find you even with help!

Check out my blog and give me a look loves hokietiger


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