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Confuscious say dat fortune suck
Confuscious say dat fortune suck Ok, anyone who reads my blog knows that from time to time I like to get chinese food and share my fortunes along with fun little comments. Today I just have a complaint. Do people remember when fortunes used to actually be fortunes? For about the last decade or so they have digressed to stupid slogans and bad puns. Well yesterday they hit an all time low. I got a fortune that said: "Age can never hope to with you while your heart is young" WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???!!!, lol There not even a blank to put in your own verb before "with." It's quite disconcerting. Now not only do we get non-fortunes, but we also get bad grammar and incomplete sentences. Sadly I think I did get more out of it though, lol. I sat around with a couple of my friends (I was at their house) and we were trying for like 5 min to figure out what the hell it was supposed to be. Seriously chinese fortune writing people!!! Seriously? I could so clean up the chinese fortune writing business. How hard is it to open up the tao te ching and lift a sentence or two?, lol What's the worst fortune you've ever gotten in a fortune cookie; or funniest? Do you play the numbers on them ever? Hope you can't help but find happiness, and pain can't find you even with help! Check out my blog and give me a look loves hokietiger |
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I would rather have a one-on-one cooking tutorial with you .. so , what are you gonna teach me first ?
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you make yummy peanut butter cookies ! Damn ! .. That's the first thing I"m gonna do tomorow..Buy a packet of those godamn cookies, just to get this off my system.. Or you can give me the recipe , so I can try my pathetic attempts at baking . Yeah, the chinese temple has flavored cookies , but the scent of their incense puts you off from eating..yuk ! so , what are you gonna teach me first ?
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I select the yummy-looking ones , of course.. I love the peanut-flavored ones best..God , my mouth is watering now.. That's the first thing I"m gonna do tomorow..Buy a packet of those godamn cookies, just to get this off my system.. Or you can give me the recipe , so I can try my pathetic attempts at baking . Yeah, the chinese temple has flavored cookies , but the scent of their incense puts you off from eating..yuk !
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I remember , when I was younger, my parents would bring us to a chinese temple . There was a huge jar full of fortune cookies of different shapes and flavors .Mom always told me to select the plainest-looking cookie coz she thinks that it had the best fortune..
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I remember , when I was younger, my parents would bring us to a chinese temple . There was a huge jar full of fortune cookies of different shapes and flavors .Mom always told me to select the plainest-looking cookie coz she thinks that it had the best fortune..
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VP lives in Halifax, Nova Scotia, just like me I can't remember the last time I got a fortune cookie with my Chinese take out.
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I don't eat out any more I laugh my butt off at the fortunes, they're always sooooo cheesy!
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