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How To Satisfy Any Woman
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How To Satisfy Any Woman First impression When it comes down to showing my women what I'm about for the first time, my primary objective is to satisfy her 100%. The last thing I want is to be thrusting inside of her, only to look down and find her staring blankly at the ceiling or at those colorful paintings hanging on my wall. We all know that first impressions count for a lot on first dates. Well, the same applies to first-time sex with a partner. Even if you've been dating for weeks, the first time must still be viewed much like that first date: You have to make the experience pleasurable or she won't return for seconds or thirds. Here's how to satisfy any woman. Prepare for spontaneity The very first thoughts that should enter your mind are, "Am I clean? Do my armpits smell?" No woman in her right mind will want to come within 30 feet of a man who smells like a freshly prepared garlic/tuna/sardine sandwich. That fish-like odour might give you an unfair advantage in the game of rugby, but it will definitely knock you out of the competition when it comes to the love game. So, before you leave the house, take a shower, shave or trim those pubic hairs, scrub your anal crack, brush your teeth and tongue, and, for heaven's sake, change your boxers. Grooming is also important. Don't forget to put on that fresh smelling underarm deodorant. A little gel or mousse in your hair and a splash of cologne wouldn't hurt either. Try to avoid colognes that cost less than £20; they usually end up smelling like a bouquet of freshly picked flowers right after a urinated on them. All of this preparation is common sense — but then again you'd be surprised as to how lazy some men can be. Where are you going? If you're a businessman, you know the three most important decisions you could ever make are location, location and location. Well, guess what? The same applies to making love. Sure, having spur-of-the-moment sex is very erotic and can be very pleasing. The same applies to having sex in public places. But the problem with such locations is that they usually lead to quickie sex. If I'm going to have sex with a new partner for the first time, I definitely want to do it in an environment that allows me to fully market my skills and encourages long-lasting sex rather than quickies. So, before inviting her back to my place, I ensure that the room is tidy, the sheets are freshly laundered, candles are available and ready to be lit, and no foul odours are floating in the air. Set the mood I only need one real prop to set the mood for a night of spontaneous, erotic seduction, which will ultimately lead to passionate lovemaking: the right music. Unfortunately, many men make the mistake of not using their imagination for selecting the right music. Most men usually play those overused, predictable Barry White, Marvin Gaye or Maxwell songs — you get the point. I have nothing against these talented artists, but their music reveals my plans. In the past, every time I played a Barry White song, this swift comment would follow from my lady's lips: "If you think you're going to get lucky tonight, you're sadly mistaken." Uh, can you hear the record scratch? Many people fail to realise the power of music when it comes to seducing women. The secret is to play rare music that she will not recognise and that does not sound like the soundtrack to Wild Orchid. I recommend tribal music or electronic jazz — without any vocals. The last thing you need is another man's voice singing in the background about how he's going to make his woman feel real good. You need music with rhythm that will set your minds in a total trance. Tribal music has the reputation of putting both partners on the same wavelength. It also gives both partners a lasting rhythm that actually prolongs the whole experience. Kiss that sweet thing Most women will decide if they will sleep with a man based on his kissing abilities. Think of the kiss as your sales pitch: You have to get her attention, keep her hooked and close the sale. A nice, soft, passionate kiss will always get a woman's imagination going. Don't make the mistake of kissing for too long, making it too wet and lacking variety. Don't force your tongue into her mouth. Instead, relax your lips; the softer they are, the more sensuous the kiss. Let her invite your tongue in with her own. Foreplay, getting kinky, and, of course, penetration — our discussion on how to satisfy any woman continues next... She's for foreplay Foreplay is not the act of unbuttoning her pants and taking off her bra. A good lover knows that foreplay starts hours before and involves both physical and mental games. The secret is to be patient and to take your time (give it at least two hours). I never reveal that I'm looking forward to making love to her. Instead, I lead her to believe that I only want to play with her. By the end of the night, my prey is begging me to make love to her. Taking her clothes off is a great way to start the physical foreplay. However, remember to go slow. Make it as dramatic as possible. You want her to moisten her panties before you get to them. The longer it takes, the more agonisingly thrilling it becomes for her. Remove one piece of clothing at a time with your hands and lips. As you take off each article, simultaneously take the time to massage that particular body part. When it comes down to the lingerie, you could even use a pair of scissors to make it more exciting. But remember that women's lingerie is very expensive; so, if you're going to snip snip, make sure to surprise her with new lingerie the next time you see her. You will definitely earn bonus points for your thoughts. Get kinky She wants you to get kinky. This means tying her up or handcuffing her. When really aroused, most women also enjoy biting. Begin with soft, light nibbles on her back or shoulders, inner thighs, or that sensitive spot behind her knees. It is important to observe which areas she enjoys most and concentrate on them. You can also blindfold her eyes while she's tied up; this increases other sensations. You can even try drinking champagne off her navel or melting some ice with the heat generated from her back or the back of her knees. Use your imagination. Deep, probing abilities Don't touch her until she's wet; if she still isn't, then continue with the foreplay. Remember to clean your hands first — especially your fingernails. Instead of putting saliva on my fingertips like most men do, I wet her lower lips with my tongue. It's sexier and does not seem as mechanical. Your finger should then slip in and press lightly against her G-spot. If she talks to God ("Oh God! Oh God!"), add a finger or two and continue to move slowly in and out. Master oral sex It is only gentlemanly of me to provide pleasure first and hopefully longer than she will<b> reciprocate </font></b>the deed. I like to slowly snuggle in and inhale the aroma and taste. I sometimes add strawberry flavored lubrication to improve the taste. While she's lying on her back, dip down and take the inside lips into your mouth (never use your teeth or blow inside her). Let some saliva from your mouth get the whole area wet. Then grab the uppermost section of her inner lips between your lips and gently rub them back and forth against each other. Women also appreciate a lot of tongue action when it comes to oral sex. Make her orgasm In a perfect world, she orgasms before you do, but because life is so unfair, most men climax before their lovers. If this is the case, remember how good it felt and how unfair it would be for you to deny your lover the same orgasmic pleasure. After you climax, enjoy and savor it, but then hop right back into action until she finally reaches orgasm. If she still didn't orgasm and you no longer have the energy to have intercourse, then I suggest you go down on her and do it for as long as you can without crying. Remember, your reputation is on the line. |
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Aww man--i already knew most of this The HARD part is finding real females! Still a good read. ~Linc was here.~
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Oh... was this "cut and pasted" from elsewhere?? I'd love to know the source if so. Regardless... very great post 
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All men should cut and paste this to their play book. So many important points, it's all about the mind f'#., the slow sensual kisses and touches that will flip me from holding out to holding on....
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