Reset Password
If you've forgotten your password, you can enter your email address below. An email will then be sent with a link to set up a new password.
Cancel
Reset Link Sent
If the email is registered with our site, you will receive an email with instructions to reset your password. Password reset link sent to:
Check your email and enter the confirmation code:
Don't see the email?
  • Resend Confirmation Link
  • Start Over
Close
If you have any questions, please contact Customer Service
Forgot password?
Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

Classic Comments #11  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
7/10/2007 9:13 am
Classic Comments #11

The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs. Today's blast from the past is a very special one. For today we are going where no one ever goes anymore. To a basement that no longer even exists in the realm of BlogLand! (other than in my heart, that is)

I cannot provide a link to this post, as it has been long ago deleted by the author. However, the files of The Venting Blog run deep.

So let's go on down. Down into papy's former basement, where we find her very concerned over the seeming shrinking of her "lovely little boobs". So concerned in fact that she sent up this prayer...

In her post titled:

SHOCK AND HORROR

first posted on September 16, 2005 our precious papy says:
SHOCK AND HORROR

9/16/2005 6:26 am

Dear God,
My life this week on a business level is going well and i thankyou for that as who knows next week or the week after

Yes i also thankyou for my health as it has its up and downs i'm better off than most so i really shouldn't complain at all really

But why is when i've waited all my life for my boobs to grow,you go and shrink them come on ,i've been called middle aged this week,i now limp i can cope with this,but my lovely little boobs how could you???

Please my Lord give me the help i need to grow them back,please i repent some of my other sins,not all as i will continue to do those so silly asking for forgiveness as of yet,but i want my boobs back

From your loyal mate Papy
AMEN

This morning i bought a new bra and from a 34B i'm now a 32A,i wore that when i was 12,ooofff

PS does anyone know any miricle cures

pic is not me



keithcancook replies the next day:
9/17/2005 7:12 am
I have a "mouth to breast" technique guaranteed to increase your size.
(if it doesn't work for you, you can sue me later)



BONUS COMMENT!


At the bottom of the ancient file on my hard drive where I found the above classic comment, there was a snippet from the blog of AlbertPrince that must have caught my fancy. As I read it once again I knew why. I just love puns that make me groan.

So here, for the first time in Classic Comments, I present a comment from a blogger other than myself. Kudos to my friend [blog 1hotwahine] for this basic groaner:

In his post [post 168577], first posted on December 12, 2005 at 6:17 am we find AlbertPrince at the airport...
AlbertPrince I went to the airport
and I put my bag in the x-ray machine.
I found out my bag has cancer.
It only has six more months to hold stuff.


wahine replies:
1hotwahine12/12/2005 12:25 pm
Sounds like a pretty bad case.


(I miss my friend wahine, but she really needs to get a grip, so I'll give her a pass).

For more Classic Comments see:

Classic Comments 1 (This one's a real hoot folks. Check it out)
Classic Comments 2 (love poetry between kcc and mzhuny)
Classic Comments 3 (a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home)
Classic Comments 4 (bad puns)
Classic Comments 5 (even worse puns)
Classic Comments 6 (slapstick comedy)
Classic Comments 7 (insulting an ol pal)
Classic Comments 8 (another nausiating pun)
Classic Comments 9 (reworking of an old Christmas story)
Classic Comments 10 (giving mzhuny what she wants)

keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/10/2007 9:22 am

 So, papy... Tell us, my darling... Is there anything left?

(after all, it's been two years)


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
7/10/2007 10:45 am

 At least you didn't dig out one of my birthday greetings. I'd hate to have you lug age related comments around.



PS: I miss ya!
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/10/2007 10:53 am

 Hi wahinie!

I miss you too. Perhaps I should dust off the old messenger thingie and come find you?

(if I can find IT, that is)


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/10/2007 10:59 am

 Oh brother. I just noticed your latest pun, wahinie.

(gawd help me)


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/10/2007 3:17 pm

 LMAO! Good one, jeff!


rm_bella_ 54F
4029 posts
7/10/2007 11:07 pm

 Where do you get this stuff? I am amazed and confused!

Keith you are the master, many a day of reading your blog I wonder how your mind works. I love the stuff from the past!

Memories, pressed between the pages of our blogs....Now thats a new song to work on!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
7/12/2007 11:40 am

 LOL Itty bitty titty comittee!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


rm_talldarkavg1 113M
Ask me for a photo
10172 posts
7/12/2007 1:07 pm

 I believe you just can't beat the moldy oldies! If more women believed that, maybe I could get a date.
[blog talldarkavg1]


_Truman_ 112M
Ask me for a photo

7/13/2007 1:09 pm
    Quoting rm_talldarkavg1:
    I believe you just can't beat the moldy oldies! If more women believed that, maybe I could get a date.
TDA1, where the heck have you been! Did it take an old story about Papy's hooters to smoke you out from hiding?!


_Truman_ 112M
Ask me for a photo

7/13/2007 1:10 pm

 Keith, thanks for smoking out the ol' Hoosier! I haven't heard from him in a coon's age!


toothysmile 57M
16539 posts
7/14/2007 4:49 am
i saw papy at the blogers meet 2 weeks ago... it's always such great fun being with her, she was bubbly as ever and always a great lady.
maybe next time you can swing by too, my friend?...

and i remember these great moments!... and visiting your basement too.


digdug41 56M

7/14/2007 5:09 pm

 You really are the man Keith I luv your spin on things keep taking me out of my zone and sparkin my thoughts
roaming the cyber streets of blogland


papyrina 58F
21123 posts
7/15/2007 12:58 pm

 haha and i'm still waiting for them to grow.

I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


mediumWalter 47M
4236 posts
7/17/2007 3:50 pm

 those links lead to some real zingers
Blues is a healer. All over the world.
John Lee Hooker

Recommended: [blog lucyjane78]


bad_assed_witch 109F
33758 posts
7/17/2007 5:58 pm

 I love that one on Papy !
~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~


redmustang91 64M
Ask me for a photo
9760 posts
8/27/2007 3:38 pm

 Not sure I would talk about the baggage so much, as many women seem to want men without baggage, even a carryon! Little boobs are more sensitive and show one has been exercising... anything more than a hand or mouth full is wasted anyway...


Become a member to create a blog