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Classic Comments #9
 

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
12/6/2006 11:21 am
Classic Comments #9


The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Ho! HO! HO! Today's Classic Comment is of a holiday nature as we travel back to a Christmas past with our friend PurryKitty2. Purry was feeling a bit festive as she challenged BlogLand to rework a beloved holiday classic.

Here is a reprinting of her post [post 146932], first published on November 18, 2005.
PurryKitty2
11/18/2005 2:39 pm

I am in a festive holiday mood and thought we could have a little fun.....

Lets write "Twas the Night Before Xmas" together....the only catch is you have to finish the story and say what would happen if I was in your house ; (Y)

So here goes.........?*

Twas the Night Before Xmas and Purry was in my house.........not a creature was........... >>! .........visions of sugar plums..........well somebody's plums

Happy Holidays My Blog Friends! I look forward to hearing how you finish the story

Purry {=}


Always up for a challenge, keithcancook took the reins and delivered his gift. See it all in Purry's blog [blog PurryKitty2].

11/18/2005 4:59 pm

Twas the night before Xmas
and Purry's in my house.
My "creature" was stirring,
my hand in her blouse.

Her stockings were spreading,
her feet in the air.
In hopes that my creature
soon would be there...

Purry lay naked all tucked in her bed,
diddling her sugar plum, while giving me head.
She spread out her "kerchief", I slipped in my "cap",
And the bloggers who witnessed, all stood up and clapped.

When inside my mind there arose such a clatter
orgasmic crescendos exploded and splattered!
Away to nirvana we flew like a flash,
then Purry, she shuddered, and shook her sweet ass.

The moonlight did glisten on her heaving breast
revealing a rosy complexion all over her chest.
When what to my wondering eyes did appear
but a thousand small goosebumps and one tiny tear.


MERRY CHRISTMAS BLOGLAND!

For more Classic Comments see:

Classic Comments 1 (This one's a real hoot folks. Check it out)
Classic Comments 2 (love poetry between kcc and mzhuny)
Classic Comments 3 (a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home)
Classic Comments 4 (bad puns)
Classic Comments 5 (even worse puns)
Classic Comments 6 (slapstick comedy)
Classic Comments 7 (insulting an ol pal)
Classic Comments 8 (another nausiating pun)

rm_pchamp012004 63M
2672 posts
12/6/2006 12:36 pm

 Twas the night before X-mas
Bloggers writing away
Keiths' in the basement
Looking for something to say

Merry Christmas ole pal


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 12:48 pm
    Quoting rm_pchamp012004:
    Twas the night before X-mas
    Bloggers writing away
    Keiths' in the basement
    Looking for something to say

    Merry Christmas ole pal
Ha ha pchamp, my old blogging friend. There is much posting fodder to be found in the basements of BlogLand. Leave it to The Venting Blog to bring 'em back to the light of day...


_Truman_ 112M
Ask me for a photo

12/6/2006 12:51 pm

 Indeed one of your Christmas classics! Merry Christmas, ol' boy!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
12/6/2006 3:05 pm

 BRAVO!
Pull My Fucking Hair!


Whispersoftly5 59F
15173 posts
12/6/2006 3:17 pm

 That is indeed classic!!! LMAO! Love it!!!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 3:50 pm
    Quoting _Truman_:
    Indeed one of your Christmas classics! Merry Christmas, ol' boy!
Merry Christmas to you too, Truman. My offering was not the only rendition, however. Follow the link and check out the other responses that can be found there...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 3:54 pm


Thank you for your festive and colorful holiday cheer, purple. You sure are sweet!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 3:58 pm

 And I love making you laugh your ass off, Whisper darling.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 4:03 pm
    Quoting  :
I am ever at your service, Barbiebunzysweetiepiesugarplumalicious.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 4:06 pm
    Quoting spunky11961:
    Very Good my friend~ Happy Holidays to ya~ Enjoy'em to the fullest and in the best of health~

    ~spunky
Thank you, spunky! May your holiday be blessed as well.

Blog On!


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
12/6/2006 6:05 pm

 I'm tellin' Sail.
Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 6:38 pm
    Quoting funsassy:
    I know I can always count on Keithcancook for all things OLD...oops, I mean Good Old Classic! Well Done!

    All these will keep me busy for a while! Thanks!
An ol pal once told me that it was like cheating to bring stuff up from the basement. Oh well. I got him a few classics ago.

Have fun with the links, funsassy sweetie. It won't take long. The posts are edited for brevity...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 6:51 pm
    Quoting  :
I think I can hardly wait, candysoveryveryfestive.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 6:55 pm

 Oh yeah? While yer at it, why not tell him to read the one she wrote!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 8:27 pm
    Quoting  :
Why thank you for saying so, Tink.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/6/2006 8:36 pm
    Quoting  :
Hullo there MO! Whaddaya know? I was just thinking about you, gf.

Yep, I am still handy in the kitchen when inspired...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/7/2006 8:18 am
    Quoting  :
Thank you for the vote of confidence, Madame Mayor!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/7/2006 8:25 am
    Quoting  :
Thanks waggypolly! I musta posted at least thirty times this year. I will be around next year too. Maybe even more often than normal. Who knows?

PS: It is always a pleasure to chat with you my dear.


ThatDamnCowboy 68M
10795 posts
12/7/2006 12:38 pm

 Took a while to wade through it, Keith, but it was well worth it. Thanks foe the giggles.

Cowboy
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keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/7/2006 12:57 pm
    Quoting ThatDamnCowboy:
    Took a while to wade through it, Keith, but it was well worth it. Thanks foe the giggles.

    Cowboy
Thanks for being such a trooper, Cowboy. And welcome to The Venting Blog!


LustyTaurus 55M
Ask me for a photo
21250 posts
12/7/2006 4:18 pm

 I'm sure the lovely Purrykitty appreciated the comment Keith...it was an easy and entertaining read for sure...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/7/2006 5:27 pm

 You should check out the original post by following the link, LT. There you will find a complete and original rendition written by the adorable Purry herself!

Blog On!


AmericanBaroness 59F

12/7/2006 9:39 pm

 Silly thing; was wondering where you'd gotten off to as of late.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/8/2006 10:20 am
    Quoting AmericanBaroness:
    Silly thing; was wondering where you'd gotten off to as of late.
I have never been far from BlogLand, Baroness. And I always return.

How else could I maintain my silliness?


bad_assed_witch 109F
33758 posts
12/11/2006 8:47 pm

 Fabulous !!!
~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~


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