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Classic Comments #8  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
11/9/2006 8:36 pm
Classic Comments #8

The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Hi ! In this episode of Classic Comments you are presented with another groaner from keithcancooks plethora of pathetic puns. (He's full of 'em).

Todays selection stems from the blog of the often absent, (and presently without profile pic), atta_girl. She posted the picture at left, along with her query on July 17, 2006 in her post oops.


look guys

atta sees

a dick

stuck between

that poor girls knees

and atta wonders how it got there

That things gonna spurt. I'm not permitted to tell you when though.

(it's on a knees to hose basis).


Sorry for that one, y'all. I cannot seem to stop myself...

For more Classic Comments see:

Classic Comments 1 (This one's a real hoot folks. Check it out)
Classic Comments 2 (love poetry between kcc and mzhuny)
Classic Comments 3 (a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home)
Classic Comments 4 (bad puns)
Classic Comments 5 (even worse puns)
Classic Comments 6 (slapstick comedy)
Classic Comments 7 (insulting an ol pal)

keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
11/9/2006 9:53 pm

Aw, thank you, sexyfitwoman! It means much to hear you say so.

The feeling is quite mutual, funsassy. I appreciate that you remain a fan of The Venting Blog, my young, old friend.

Aw, shucks. I will try and post more frequently, my fair asianlady4love. I did see the moon as it rose low on the horizon the other night. It was big and round, and it carried my thoughts once more to you...


PS:
~~do u remember piggy~~
he said OINK!


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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .butacancook


Theflinkychick 113F

11/10/2006 1:10 am

*giggles* thanks

Not all who wander are lost.


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
11/10/2006 12:29 pm



Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/10/2006 3:16 pm

Ya just raised my spirits....thanx! {much needed)

Pull My Fucking Hair!


rm_pchamp012004 63M
2672 posts
11/10/2006 4:03 pm

You know we all sit idly by waiting for your next post old buddy ... stop being such a stranger


bad_assed_witch 109F
33758 posts
11/10/2006 11:20 pm

youre addictive !! Methinks ill keep coming back for more...

~ The New & Improved Cocksucker ~


goddessofbitches 48M/40F

11/12/2006 7:02 pm

A knees to hose basis? Well...then I guess I need knees to beg u to tell me?

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


cockeyedoptmist 64M

11/19/2006 9:04 pm

More More More

As usual, hilarious


Whispersoftly5 59F
15173 posts
11/19/2006 9:29 pm

I love cumming here! You always make deliver a smile to my face! Very nice sweetie!


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
11/22/2006 12:00 pm

HappyGobbleDay!

Pull My Fucking Hair!


BadAssBlonde1 64F
4988 posts
11/22/2006 9:36 pm

Oh, have I missed you! {=}

After all the sex is gone, there is the mind - Lady Hunter / BAB

Copyright © House of Lady Hunter 1998-2009


_Truman_ 112M

11/24/2006 11:56 am

Classic indeed! Happy Belated Thanksgiving!


LustyTaurus 55M
21250 posts
11/28/2006 12:06 pm

Hey Keith...I've been away on a longer than intended abscence...so I stopped by to cathc up a bit. I see you are up to your old and wonderful tricks...

I really missed blogland and my friends here more than I knew till I came back...so we'll see you around the blogs, and take good care...


Yegodsimapariah 67M

11/30/2006 8:08 am

hi there


Babel__Fish 52F

12/1/2006 6:40 am

Groan......

*Hugs*
Babel


purpletrashcan 58F
41653 posts
12/1/2006 8:58 pm

The Time is coming !!Ho Ho HO. Let it snow!

By reading this you have just been hit with a snow ball and it's the start of the Snow Ball Fight 2006/2007!!

Two rules to this game....

1. You can NOT hit someone who has already hit you!

2. You have to come back to my blog and enter who you hit.

Now...go out there and get as many people as you can, before they get you!

I got you first! and you can't get me back!

Pull My Fucking Hair!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 9:58 pm

Hi there, flinky sweetie! It's good to see you, and you're quite welcome for the giggle.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:04 pm

    Quoting  :

I will take that as quite the compliment! Thanx kate!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:05 pm

Excellent! Thanx wahinie!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:10 pm

    Quoting purpletrashcan:
    Ya just raised my spirits....thanx! {much needed)
It's what I do, purple. And you're welcome!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:18 pm

    Quoting rm_pchamp012004:
    You know we all sit idly by waiting for your next post old buddy ... stop being such a stranger
The blog muse has left me pc, my old friend. Perhaps she will return to me soon...

PS: Thanx for the love. BlogLand sure is a wonderful place with wonderful folks, isn't it?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:20 pm

    Quoting  :

Okay. Pick me up at seven.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:28 pm

    Quoting bad_assed_witch:
    youre addictive !! Methinks ill keep coming back for more...
And you're very sweet, KARLsBABY.

Apparantly I am also a cure for addiction considering the slow pace of my postings...

Mayhap I will come up with something this weekend. Hmm. I sure as heck don't have any other plans as yet... (which is a good thing sometimes)


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:31 pm

    Quoting  :

I do love playing with words, mari. It keeps the brain from getting cobwebby.

Blog On!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
12/1/2006 10:39 pm

    Quoting  :

Glad you liked it, MO. The Venting Blog has long been blessed with the joyful sound of your laughter, and I thank you for it! Blog On! ^


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