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Classic Comments #4  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
6/2/2006 11:20 am
Classic Comments #4



The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs.
Here's one from March 28, 2006. libgemOH libgemOH provided the opening scene...

[post 288874] 3/28/2006 5:17 pm
You all have witnessed that I AM REALLY BAD at erotic writing!!! And so I'm asking for some help here. On the profile page, it asks for your favorite sexual fantasy and I started one, but just don't write erotic well enough to finish it. I'm gonna ask the creative and horny ones here who write erotic well to finish this up for me. Just for fun! The characters, a bisexual woman, and her loving and open partner. The other woman can be whoever you want.

An incredibly beautiful woman comes into the little honky tonk we're in. She orders a drink and gets out on the dance floor. I kiss him and go to dance, making sure I am dancing close to her. She and I catch each others eye and start moving together to the music. He is watching and smiling and I am just in the moment. The music ends, we start to talk and then......

This is where you come in. Finish it up for me! -B


She had moved so beautifully during the dance that I knew I had to have her. She was a sister, and I had a bad habit of being attracted to nuns. We left the honkey-tonk and headed straight to the convent. Oh Gawd! She was one hot little Mother. Superior in every way...

TTigerAtty 69M

6/2/2006 2:50 pm

Yes, a classic comment, albeit a bit blasphemous! Well, you haven't been stricken by lightening, so that's good! Where have you been? An intense 6 week affair?


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
6/2/2006 3:07 pm

So is Blog It Forward on hiatus or has it been cancelled?

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/2/2006 8:27 pm

Hullo there, ol pal! Yes, I have seen her habit as well. She is very precious to me, don't ya know?

Aw, thanx for saying that PK, my little PECCARETTE. I missed you too, along with all my friends in the Land of Blogz.

Yeah, I figured it to be worthy of Classic Comment status as well, TTA. Oh well, this is what you get when the only judge is moi...

Where have I been? Hmm, I'm not really sure. There are several answers to that Q. Lotsa changes going on here, perhaps I will write about some of them.

Hi, wahinie sweetie! I'm sorry to tell you that Blog It Forward has been temporarily shelved. I cannot say how long "temporarily" will actually be.


rm_EE407 48F
3903 posts
6/3/2006 12:24 am

Welcome back hun


rm_BigDnLady 50M/48F
1139 posts
6/3/2006 6:48 am

Echoes the many WBs!! As you can see, we have missed you ALOT!!!

Kisses

Lady


rockwriter58 63M
1386 posts
6/3/2006 12:10 pm

My friend Keith! Glad to see you back. Did you force yourself into self-imposed exile like I did? Or was there another reason for the disappearance? (Sounds like a set-up for a blog play: The Disappearing Keith.)

Oh, and I wonder if you have seen my semi-secret post-retirement tribute to you and one of my other great friends. If you are curious you can find it via The Hard Way to 2,000. Great to see you again.

♪rockwriter58♪


interested13563 60M
2557 posts
6/3/2006 2:38 pm

Hey! You are back!!!! How are things????
By the way I am also attracted to nuns!


HBowt2 66F

6/4/2006 3:39 pm

Hang on a minute here...you disappear for weeks and then come back expecting us to write your blog for you!!!!!!!...*shaking my head here in amazment*......cheeky bugger.....Glad to see you back...


rm_jayR63 66F
1884 posts
6/4/2006 5:47 pm

I went for a good bike ride today. I need to choose a longer route next time, I underestimated myself.

How's that for a non sequitur?


LustyTaurus 55M
21250 posts
6/4/2006 7:41 pm

WB KCC...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/5/2006 7:58 am

Hi candysoveryverysweet! I will never willingly leave BlogLand for good. Just for vacations.

Hullo there, double E! Thanks for thinking of me...

Yup. I breathe yet, honni my friend. And absurdity seems to help keep me that way.

Aw, all you guys are really sweet. Thanks for the good wishes, Lady!

Plotting. I am always plotting, sexyfit my old friend...

We come as a packaged deal MO, you silly girl you...

Um, it was due to all of the above rocky, my old friend. Of course I am a curious fellow, so I will follow your link to wherever it shall take me...

Things are well, interested. Have you ever known me to say otherwise? It's all in the attitude. As for the nuns, well I sorta grew up around em and well, you know...

Yes cats, I do see. I do feel the love. It warms my heart, and I will always come back for more...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/5/2006 8:03 am

    Quoting HBowt2:
    Hang on a minute here...you disappear for weeks and then come back expecting us to write your blog for you!!!!!!!...*shaking my head here in amazment*......cheeky bugger.....Glad to see you back...
Yep. It's fiendishly clever, is it not?

Life is good and it's good to be back, HB!


rm_dandth 55M/46F
173 posts
6/6/2006 1:34 pm

An incredibly beautiful woman comes into the little honky tonk we're in. She orders a drink and gets out on the dance floor. I kiss him and go to dance, making sure I am dancing close to her. She and I catch each others eye and start moving together to the music. He is watching and smiling and I am just in the moment. The music ends, we start to talk and then......

I spy on her chest
a tattoo of a crest
her family tree
the same one as me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me

How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/7/2006 7:50 am

I loved it of course, JayR. Thanks for letting me know how much this post has inspired you!

Thanx, LT. It's good to have friends...

Aw, I still look and remember, my fair asianlady4love...

Nope, but we can factor that in if you wish, CHIEF.

Ha! I have at least a half-dozen unfinished masterpieces lying around here, dz my old friend.

Dandth! It's good to see you back in The Venting Blog once again. As usual your creativity shines. However, between us we have run poor LibgemOH's post into the gutter...

Hullo there sharks! Indeed!


rm_EE407 48F
3903 posts
6/21/2006 1:59 am

She had moved so beautifully during the dance that I knew I had to have her. She was a sister, and I had a bad habit of being attracted to nuns. We left the honkey-tonk and headed straight to the convent. Oh Gawd! She was one hot little Mother. Superior in every way...

When we got to the convent, it seemed that she was not the only nun to have a new understanding of the bible. As we went to the chapel, another nun followed us in. They motioned us to sit on one of those damn hard pews... before we knew what was happening they starting stripping and touching each other... soft, lingering touches, a lick here and there... Very soon my partner and I were touching each other as well....

You're up again... lol!

Hugs E.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
6/21/2006 8:03 pm

OMyGawd!

Um, don't you think that having sex in the chapel is a bit sacreligious?


JuicyBBW1001 62F

6/24/2006 10:33 pm

Welcome Back Keith I had wondered what happened to you.

Juicy


rm_EE407 48F
3903 posts
6/29/2006 4:37 am

Well.. you're free to make up the next bit and suggest that they don't have sex on the altar... lol

I guess you're still considering the next part of the story!!!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
7/3/2006 2:08 pm

Er, the ah, storyline is getting a bit um...graphic, for the G-rated folks running The Venting Blog. Oh my!


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