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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

The Penguin In Bondage Cocksuckers Ball  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
10/24/2015 4:48 pm
The Penguin In Bondage Cocksuckers Ball
The Penguin In Bondage Cocksuckers Ball


She had moved so beautifully during the dance that I knew I had to have her. She was a sister, and I had a bad habit of being attracted to nuns. We left the honky-tonk and headed straight to the convent. Oh Gawd! She was one hot little Mother. Superior in every way...


Happiness is a warm Nun.
Blog on!


Author's Note: For some strange reason I have not been able to get the notion of writing really really atrocious EROTICA out of my noggin. How odd. Anyway, this was my first attempt at doing it.

kzoopair 73M/71F
25831 posts
10/24/2015 4:52 pm

 Hahahaha fucking HAH! @ Happiness is a warm nun!
Mother Superior jump the nun
Mother Superior jump the nun
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Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
10/24/2015 4:52 pm

 This was a good one..lol..you know some men are into nuns I think it's because it's supposed to be forbidden..blog on!!!
Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


NaughtyInSO 113F
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9755 posts
10/24/2015 4:58 pm

 Hilarious! Oooohh... Thank you, I needed that.
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s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
10/24/2015 5:00 pm

 I'll have nun of that There are a lot of guys that look for nuns in bad habits and pray on them!
The convent is better than the rectumory i would think!
Using more than all the road!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/24/2015 5:05 pm
    Quoting kzoopair:
    Hahahaha fucking HAH! @ Happiness is a warm nun!
    Mother Superior jump the nun
    Mother Superior jump the nun
I know. I was laughing my ass off putting it together. I knew I was going to use the warm-nun pun at the end, but I was looking at sexy nun pics for it. Fortunately I realized there was a much better way to display...

Besides, there are no sexy pics in The Venting Blog. Why start now?

blog on!


goldenrule102 63M
589 posts
10/24/2015 5:38 pm

 Leave it to you for this post. Smells like bull shit thou. Saint vs Sex hungry ?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/24/2015 6:07 pm
    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    This was a good one..lol..you know some men are into nuns I think it's because it's supposed to be forbidden..blog on!!!
I'd love to get into a nun. Where do you think the germ of this post gestated?

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/24/2015 6:12 pm
    Quoting NaughtyInSO:
    Hilarious! Oooohh... Thank you, I needed that.
Good. I told you I would give you something funny next, didn't I? I am presently working on another one that will be even worse!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/24/2015 6:22 pm
    Quoting s2ndegree:
    I'll have nun of that There are a lot of guys that look for nuns in bad habits and pray on them!
    The convent is better than the rectumory i would think!
Way better. One does not want to be in the rectory dressed as an altar boy, that's for certain!

There is a much safer way to find nuns. Myself, I use devoutsourcing. com.

blog on!

P.S. I hope you saw your recipe in THE BLOGLAND COOKBOOK.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/24/2015 6:29 pm
    Quoting goldenrule102:
    Leave it to you for this post. Smells like bull shit thou. Saint vs Sex hungry ?
I know. These things are sometimes left for me. Thank you, for reading. Please watch The Venting Blog for its next immaculate conception.

blog on!


spunkycumfun 63M/69F
41171 posts
10/25/2015 6:37 am
I presume she was a Mother called Teresa who vowed to do missionary with you!


Vavavoom_23452 49F
896 posts
10/25/2015 10:09 am

 That slut penguin...bet she was used to the feel of a velvet hand.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/25/2015 10:34 am
    Quoting  :
Not all of it.

Penguin In Bondage and The Cock-Suckers Ball are the the titles of musical works by the late Frank Zappa.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/25/2015 10:43 am
    Quoting  :
Don't bet on it, Brain. Halloween is near.

Little darlin, Here Comes The Nun!

It's BeatleNunia in here. Of course my personal fav is Eight nuns a week.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/25/2015 10:48 am

 Ha ha! Touche my friend. You have been matching me pun for pun and I love it. Well done!

(good luck beating my concrete one. Thanks for reminding me I wrote that).

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/25/2015 11:04 am
    Quoting Vavavoom_23452:
    That slut penguin...bet she was used to the feel of a velvet hand.
Either that or a slippery flipper.


canyaz 56F
17128 posts
10/26/2015 5:00 am

 Good first try! I look forward to other atrocities.
There is a difference between a good BJ and a bad BJ.
canyaz


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
10/26/2015 7:45 am
    Quoting canyaz:
    Good first try! I look forward to other atrocities.
Thank you, canyaz! For my next trick I will give you an overload of metaphor. If I ever go in that direction again. It is an interesting challenge, but I hope it never wins as a topic. Not a Sunday of reading I would look forward to.

blog on!


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