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Wet t Shirt Nite
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Wet t Shirt Nite  WHILE WAITING HIS TURN TO TAKE THE STAGE THE YOUNG keithcancook PONDERS HIS FATE... How degrading. Like we are some sort of horseflesh put on display for the pleasure of females. Y'all won't look at our minds or even try to understand us as men. You use us for show, like we are some kind of conquest or trophy. We work so hard to make our relationships work. We are great listeners, hearing all the things going on in YOUR lives, why won't y'all pay any attention to OURS? And now it comes to this. Another silly contest. Those women are going to throw freezing water on our t-shirts, and then make lewd comments when our nipples stand out. Like we can control that or something. Jeesh! Whaddaya expect? We will be subjected to BARBARIC judging based loosely on the intensity of your drunken cheers. Round after round until only the best looking are left. To be ogled, wolf whistled, and disparaged by some sleazy emcee broadcasting her crude remarks from the stage. Echoing throughout the hall, and inciting the audience. Reducing us to mere objects of lust, our dignity shredded. Sad to say, we are so vain that we will sign up for this abuse freely and in droves. I myself feel the call of the spotlight, and the chill of the water. It is a powerful call. I would never admit to it, but I secretly love the attention I will get from those lust blinded females. YES! I will say it! I LOVE TO TEASE THEM! They will be screaming for me, but they won't get me. No. (except maybe for that cute one over there). I will drive them mad with desire, and then, with a perfect tilt of my head and a striking pose with butt pushed slightly out, I will give a flip of my hair and exit the stage. |
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This would've been hilarious if it weren't so sad... Visit my blog It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World of NaughtyInSO, leave a comment, become a watcher. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LIVE AND LET LIVE Be happy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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This would've been hilarious if it weren't so sad... Oh well, blog on!
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Still waiting for your *true* stripping adventures, Keith...
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Still waiting for your *true* stripping adventures, Keith...  Hey, at least you inspired me to write this one. Aren't you amused that you have become my muse? I am.  blog on! P.S. Thank you, for that particular smiley. It is my mission here to collect as many of those as I can. Ha!
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No way I'd get on that stage unless they're throwing WARM water on Willie. You people do know about shrinkage, right? I mean, I know I'm just supposed to be comic relief, but I have my dignity after all. No, really I do! Become a member now and get a free tote bag.
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No way I'd get on that stage unless they're throwing WARM water on Willie. You people do know about shrinkage, right? I mean, I know I'm just supposed to be comic relief, but I have my dignity after all. No, really I do! When those females start screaming for it, Willie will respond. Trust me on this. Now get up and dance!  Oh, and check yer dignity at the door. That is a prerequisite. Log on!
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Ok, I'll be waiting...or did you want me screaming? Hmmm...something tells me this waiting thing never really works...Mmmm...but I know other things that do...
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 Shame there weren't photos too.  
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Ok, I'll be waiting...or did you want me screaming? Hmmm...something tells me this waiting thing never really works...Mmmm...but I know other things that do... brog on!
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Shame there weren't photos too.  That would be even more humiliating than posting my prom picture. Yikes! blog on!
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Aw, we can remedy that easily Boris, my friend.  We shall have a BlogLand Revue! What say you? blog on!
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Actually, I've just recruited Boris here to host a Revue. A BlogLand Revue. He will no doubt worm out of it, and when he does, I'm sending it over to you. Ha! blog on!
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Yeah, true that. Did you save some of yours or spend it right away?  blog on!
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Thank you, kind sir. It was great fun to write. blog on!
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But the most important detail is missing...Glitter body spray or no?
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