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Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog

BlogLand Productions Presents bIG?  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
8/19/2015 12:39 pm
BlogLand Productions Presents bIG?




BLOGLAND PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:

bIG?

A BLOGWAY MORALITY PLAY STARRING

 AS JOSH BASKIN
keithcancook

 AS THE NARRATOR
bustybettyboop

snookeroo1000 AS JOSH'S FRIEND BILLY
snookeroo1000

Enter and Enjoy

BlogLand Productions roster of BALONEY AWARD winning morality plays is the finest in the theatre-blog industry. They include Conversations From BlogLand High , The Wizard of Blogz , BLOG WARS , It's a Wonderful Blog , and A BlogLand Christmas Carol.

blog on!

keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/19/2015 12:44 pm
ON A TYPICAL DAY, AT A TYPICAL OFFICE, JOSH BASKIN, A TYPICAL ADULT, PONDERS HIS LIFE WITH A CO-WORKER...

Jeeze, life is so hectic. Raising kids, work deadlines, hurry here, scurry there. Seems like I never really have fun these days. Not like I used to when I was a kid. I could climb a tree, find an interesting branch, and settle in. The tree was the Starship Enterprise, and I was off to where no boy had gone before. The same tree could equally serve as a gun turret on a battleship, or as a crows nest on a pirate ship. I was only limited by the boundaries of my mind.

Snookeroo1000 Oh grow up and smell the responsibility! You are BIG now. Finish your paperwork and quit daydreaming. You have deadlines. You have a strict set of operating procedures to follow. Leave your imagination at the door!

LATER, AS HE RUSHES HOME TO PREPARE A MEAL FOR THE KIDS AND HELP WITH THEIR HOMEWORK, JOSH STOPS AT THE ATM FOR A QUICK TRANSACTION...

What's this? This is not the normal transaction slip. WTF? It's a message! Make a wish and you will see an ATM come through for thee... Um, a wish? Grown-ups don't make wishes. Wishes are for kids... Hmm. Kids. It sure would be nice to be able to act like a kid again. I wish I could run around and just have fun. Fun for funs sake. Yeah. That's what I wish...

THE NEXT DAY JOSH WOKE UP IN BLOGLAND. THE END


Furbal1972 51M
18571 posts
8/19/2015 2:22 pm

 Ah, the good-old-days of blogland.
Before I even joined!

I sure hope Josh never grows up.
Read my diary Journal of a Taxi Driver for taxi stories and pictures of flowers and trees.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/19/2015 2:53 pm
    Quoting Furbal1972:
    Ah, the good-old-days of blogland.
    Before I even joined!

    I sure hope Josh never grows up.
Yeah, you ought to follow one of those links sometime. Those were magnificent blog actors back in the day...

Just as in Hollywood, the folks at BlogLand Productions will be releasing remakes of old classics with new actors.

In fact, I already have parts in mind for you, and a few of em are attached to some talented, hot upcumming blog starlets! (which I am presently hoping to recruit... mmm yummy).

I'll let you know when the casting calls go out.

blog on!


bustybettyboop 57F
59311 posts
8/19/2015 3:28 pm

 that was a quick one..lol...giggles! xoxoxooi love everything you do! *muawww*
..just join me on my blog bustybettyboop and still looking for some hot,sexy,creative contestants for my next contest...come join us! need a blog mentor or want to be one?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/19/2015 4:04 pm
    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    that was a quick one..lol...giggles! xoxoxooi love everything you do! *muawww*
Bloggers like to read the quick ones better than the long ones, girlfriend.

I love your stuff too sweetie.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/19/2015 6:23 pm
    Quoting  :
Thank you, Lala.

I should warn you that most of the actors in those old BlogWay Plays have left us. Their pics are gone, leaving only the trace of their former handles.

Oh well, I can always get new actors.

blog on!


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
8/19/2015 11:36 pm

 If that the way Blogland used to be, than I missed out of a lot of fun!!!!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/19/2015 11:37 pm
    Quoting  :
How interesting that you should notice my couch. It's brand spanking new, and I got it for you.

Now all I need is a new screenplay.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/19/2015 11:42 pm
    Quoting nightsoul1962:
    If that the way Blogland used to be, than I missed out of a lot of fun!!!!!!
BlogLand is what we make of it, nights my love.

I can stay out until the train whistle blows. How about you? C'mon over and we can ride bikes!

blog on!


nightsoul1962 61F
17828 posts
8/19/2015 11:52 pm
    Quoting keithcancook:
    BlogLand is what we make of it, nights my love.

    I can stay out until the train whistle blows. How about you? C'mon over and we can ride bikes!

    blog on!
Wish I could ......even more than that
I wish I had someone who would call me "love"!
Here a big kiss to you!!!!
WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/19/2015 11:57 pm
    Quoting bustybettyboop:
    that was a quick one..lol...giggles! xoxoxooi love everything you do! *muawww*
Hey! Didn't ya see how many lines you got? (Yes, I got top billing, but that is only because BlogLand Productions is patterned after Hollywood, and we all know that Hollywood is paternal in its nature. Run by old men with little vision and a lot of misogyny. But I digress).

Anyhow, you got 3 stage appearances, most in the cast! Plus, you are the star power that will propel this production into a success!

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/20/2015 12:05 am
    Quoting nightsoul1962:
    Wish I could ......even more than that
    I wish I had someone who would call me "love"!
    Here a big kiss to you!!!!
Aw shucks, yer makin me blush.

And, um is that what ah, riding bikes means in Tennessee?

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/24/2015 7:43 am
    Quoting  :
Really? Well, step right up! Perhaps this Autumn will bring new wonders to BlogLand.

All we gotta do is figure out what they are, then deliver!

We are limited only by our imaginations...

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
8/24/2015 7:48 am
    Quoting  :
That's right, ZZ!

That means I will be recruiting you for these types of things going forward.

blog on!


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