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One Slut, Two Slut. Red Slut. Blue Slut.
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One Slut, Two Slut. Red Slut. Blue Slut. While blogging through all the posts of the 10th Virtual Symposium it occurred to me that sluts are defined in many ways, and I was inspired to compose this, this, ... um, thing. One slut. Two slut. Red slut. Blue slut. This one has a small tattoo. That one's man has been untrue. How many sluts? There's quite a few. Yes, some are red. And some are blue. Some are old. And some are new. Some are sad. And some are glad. And some are very very bad! So, why are they all so sad and glad? And are they really all that bad? How could I know? I dress in plaid! In posts today they speak of sluts. In some they seem to come from ruts. Others want them (in their guts). One was seen (while in a hut). Another is a pure Seuss slut. (I'm certain that one's quite the nut!) Ruts! Nuts! Huts! Guts! So many ways to seek a slut. But only if your mind's not shut. I tell you simply as a true man all these sluts are uniquely human. BLOG ON! |
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Another great piece of verse!  
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7/26/2015 10:23 am |
Thank you dr Suess  Please, just call me diggy.
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Hahaha! Awesome!!!!!! WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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ooh, a fun post! "To Be Consumed" Blog : I want to be your drug of painful withdrawals.
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Thanks, Lady! When channeling Seuss, I simply let loose!  blog on!
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Another great piece of verse! blog on!
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Loved it! Thanks for sharing. Welcome to The Venting Blog, and as always, blog on!
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Thank you dr Suess blog on!
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Hahaha! Awesome!!!!!! Welcome to The Venting Blog, home to the baddest basement in BlogLand! Come again, and blog on!
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Love it blog away Keith lol!! Thank you, for your support, and blog on!
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Aw shucks! Now I'm blushing.  Thank you, for the smile sitting on my face now. Also, welcome to The Venting Blog where many things are possible... blog on!
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I actually was attempting "Green Eggs and Ham" and couldn't. So I applaud you young man! Kk The observant make the best lovers, I may not do right, but I do write, I have bliss, joy, and happiness in my life, Kitkat Come check out my blog KItkat1415 check out this post by me Adventures In Body Grooming #39 April Topic Link: What Lies Beneath If April Showers Oh Bloody Hell What Kind Of Weather Turns Me On Bloggers Symposium 40
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Awesome poem.  And so true.  You always have a way with words.  I would try a rhyme But would waste time. I'd be a better mime.
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I wanna see the illustrated version  Good Job!
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Excellent! Rhymers are always welcomed in The Venting Blog, where rhyming and horrible puns bounce around all over. (We also foster limericks, jingles, the occasional stray doggerel, sonnets, songs and multiple verse organizations). Plus, we say "blog on" a lot in here. So, blog on!
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ooh, a fun post!  Besides, BlogLand is my playground, and playgrounds are all about fun and laughter. Fun on!
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I actually was attempting "Green Eggs and Ham" and couldn't. So I applaud you young man! Kk Or shine a light into that nook? If you couldn't see, you didn't look. Help her, help her kcc! If you didn't find it in a book, or never lit that dusty nook, you should have asked old keithcancook! Seuss On!
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Awesome poem. And so true. You always have a way with words. I would try a rhyme But would waste time. I'd be a better mime. Thank you, for this most excellent comment which was delivered in true Venting Blog style. blog on!
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would you could you? you bet i am!!!!  blog on!
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I wanna see the illustrated version Good Job! Thanks, and blog on!
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More years ago than I care to remember, National Lampoon did a two-page illustrated spread titled "To Think That I Saw It On Christopher Street." (For the uninitiated, Christopher Street was the epicenter of the 1970s gay pride movement.) Apparently Dr. Seuss lends himself very well to sluttery. Who'da thunk it? Well done -- glad you joined the virtual symposium! Stop in, read, and offer comments at my "swinging as seen in the media" blog, "Confessions of a Lifestyle Man" humorlife, which is also the home of the monthly virtual symposium. New post: The Virtual Symposium Returns Lets Pick A Topic
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