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Fat Serial Killer Pizza
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Fat Serial Killer Pizza I was just reading about online dating wherein it was written that the man a woman most fears meeting is a serial killer. Men, on the other hand, most fear meeting someone "fat". A few things occurred to me then. First, women have much less to worry about since the ratio of serial killer men to "fat" females must be quite wide. Second, it could be possible that men are rather shallow when it comes to meeting new females. (I'm not ready to commit completely on that one yet). Next I wondered would happen if more serial killers embraced "fat" women. Would there be less killing and more large women getting dates, or would there just be less large women and happier serial killer men? Finally, I decided that I was hungry and ordered a pizza. It was delivered by a large woman who asked me to kill her and 4 of her friends. Jeesh! blog on! |
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I wouldn't have to eat the pizza - I would just rub it on my FAT ass. That's where it's gonna end up anyway.  Elevate me... 
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Interesting comparison. And for once the man gets the last word.  blog on!
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I wouldn't have to eat the pizza - I would just rub it on my FAT ass. That's where it's gonna end up anyway.  blog on!
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The last sentence had me rolling with laughter. 
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The last sentence had me rolling with laughter.  blog on!
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Actually, the pizza is the real killer. It was poisoned by its environment.  blog on!
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Very interesting read, I like anything that makes me Think... Hummmm i think i will have pizza who knows the delivery boy could be a serial fucker...lol Lets Create together. http://Affairlook.com/blog/jadesmith69 we can fantasize forever. J
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Very interesting read, I like anything that makes me Think... Hummmm i think i will have pizza who knows the delivery boy could be a serial fucker...lol Thanks, jadesmith. Welcome to The Venting Blog, I do hope we will see more of you.  blog on!
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You may get that chance when I visit Pittsburgh for our family reunion this summer.  I met a few bloggers years ago, and it was a good experience. I only used Affairlook for sex once. That was the first month I was here. Since then I simply blog here. I find my women the old fashioned way. You know... Down at the corner... No... just kidding. I meet them in church! Oh, ok I don't go to church actually.... The last one was a massage therapist, but I found her in the neighborhood, not on the job. Hmm, where to look next??? jeeze. this comment is getting out of control. No matter. I just realized that I am available. This could be a transformative moment for me. blog on!
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 love the last sentence.. you had me laughing.. hugs VBecome a blog watcher sweet_vm
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Fantastic questions! Sadly, we will never know the answers...as serial killers rarely give interviews.
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love the last sentence.. you had me laughing.. hugs Vblog on!
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Yes, we go back a long way, do we not? We have blog history, you and I. You created my pigcancook logo for me, do you remember? Thanks for that, and so much more. Moonlooker. I miss you too, my fair asian lady for love. blog on! ^ . . ^ ( @ ) pigcancook Great Quotes By a Chauvinist Male
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Fantastic questions! Sadly, we will never know the answers...as serial killers rarely give interviews. blog on!
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Walks up from behind you, picks some pepperoni off the pizza, eats it -- looks at you, looks at pizza again.. "Don't forget to tip her.. " Takes the pizza and disappears into your home.
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Walks up from behind you, picks some pepperoni off the pizza, eats it -- looks at you, looks at pizza again.. "Don't forget to tip her.. " Takes the pizza and disappears into your home.  Even worse, I somehow missed you when I got back home...  Oh well, I hope you will visit The Venting Blog again soon! Blog on!
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Thank you, for saying so. blog on!
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Good points made. Im sure the serial killers of the world now have something new to consider... and its always good to spread your wings and try something new!
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Good points made. Im sure the serial killers of the world now have something new to consider... and its always good to spread your wings and try something new! I agree with you wholeheartedly! blog on!
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Thank you, Lala. Puns are the most welcome of all comments in The Venting Blog! blog on!
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You're so funny!!!!!! On the serious side of your post, I wish more people would remember that not all overweight people are like that because they eat too much! If it was for what I eat, I would look anorexic by now......I have no metabolism, and on too many medications. I'm 5'3" and 165 lbs, doctors says I'm 40 lbs overweight, he also told me on my 30th birthday to quit being upset about it, because it's not going to change as far as losing weight, but I might gain more  Blog on! WITHOUT PASSION LIFE IS NOTHING
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Wise men know to look beyond the surface, mature. I do not know if moderation is a virtue, but it has worked well for me.  blog on!
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