Reset Password
Reset Link Sent
| Blogs > keithcancook > The Venting Blog |
Conversations From BlogLand High
|
Conversations From BlogLand High Author's note: This morality play was inspired by the Great BlogLand Elections of 2005, when BlogLand was young. In those days the popular list folks decided to hold an election for mayor of BlogLand and various other offices. Believing it to be somewhat centered on those popular list folks to the exclusion of lesser known bloggers, I published this satire to poke some fun at them (and me). blog on! edited by keithcancook, March, 2008 ------------------------------------------------------------------- ONE FALL MORNING IN THE QUAD BEFORE CLASS...   BLONDENEEDSSEX Fer sure, like it is soooo stupid. Gag me with a spoon... Barbiebunny69Oh, I think the captain of the SWIM TEAM is Dreamy! I'd vote for him, but he doesn't even know I EXIST! BLONDENEEDSSEXLike, Oh my God! He is so bitchin. Totally. IN ANOTHER CORNER OF THE QUAD..... CONTINUED INSIDE |
|||
|
grr, stupid fucking shitty blog service maybe this goddam comment will stick... grrr@#$%^%#$%&
| ||
|
Tala you are hilarious and always were i suppose. I had to wait several minutes before commenting since i was laughing so damn hard! Now, if only i can get the rest of this skit to post all will be well again. (except for the fact that once again the chronological order of things has been comprimised) (ha! i will wager that several MORE comments will slip in ahead of the rest of the skit too...grrrrr)
| ||
|
 dz2502Too bad that blonde one isn't popular. I would have asked her out if she was. dz2502Oh, don't worry. I know that in High School image is ALL that counts. That is why all us popular people are so shallow. We focus on ourselves. Hey! Who's that new girl? dz2502And don't you forget it. If you are seen showing interest the other popular people will turn their backs on you. Then you will end up like those BOHEMIANS over there. bella_I have a great idea for my campaign poster. I am going to run on a platform that will change the dress code around here. These rules are crimping my style. How can I stay popular if they won't let me make fashion statements? BACK IN THE BOHEMIAN CORNER OF THE QUAD... Barbiebunny69Are you going to the GALLARIA after school today? BLONDENEEDSSEXFer sure, I'm gonna get some bitchin clothes. Then it's over to Nail Palace to get my nails done. They are like...groty to the MAX! Barbiebunny69I wish I knew what was the matter with me. I just don't like shopping at the usual stores anymore. I have been having strange thoughts lately. I noticed a little boutique that has some cool looking stuff in the window. Knee high boots with 6" heels, all in black leather! The mannekin is holding a whip in one hand and a chain that leads off the display to gawd knows what! BLONDENEEDSSEXI am sure! No way! That store is in a bad part of town. Ohhh! Groty to the MAX! Like, can you see ME in there? I am like FREAKING OUT. I am sure! Barf out! Gag me with a spoon! Barbiebunny69It's your funeral, how can we help? BLONDENEEDSSEXLike, oh my God. Fer sure! Totally. We are going to give the school things us students really need. Like how bout some new clubs? The ones we have now only seem to cater to the popular crowd. We need a computer club, also a debate club. I think a Latin club would be a plus too. Oh, and some new rules to put a stop to these popular people from grabbing my glasses off my head and stomping on 'em. Also, this wedgie craze they are on is really annoying. Barbiebunny69There's the bell. We gotta get to class. Oooh! I can't wait for Spanish. I sit next to that god, the captain of the SWIM TEAM. I wish he would notice me just ONCE! BLONDENEEDSSEXTotally. DIRECTORS NOTE: A special thankyou to the actors in my little play. Y'all were marvelous. (and very easy to direct) You will be called on again for any sequels. See the union for any residuals. THANKS! SPECIAL DIRECTORS NOTE TO PAPYRINA: My dear, your pic has a bug or something and only posts as a link to your profile. I promise to make it up to ya. In fact I am already at work on it. It has a Popeye the Sailor motif and you will have the part of Popeye's father. Try not to forget the name of your character this time. Ok PAPPY? (ha ha ha, ho ho ho, and a couple of la ti da's; I slay me sometimes... )
| ||
5/25/2005 11:11 pm |
You are like totally bent fer sure , like can`t you think of something better than a spoon for me to gag on,,,like growdy to the max man your just like way not kewel
| ||
5/25/2005 11:54 pm |
Hey dont forget the physics club and the band geek club too KCC ! ROFL i was laughing sooo hard i almost peed my pants
| ||
|
hey duuuuuuude.... like.... they're searchin' your locker, man
| ||
5/26/2005 7:27 am |
hey man... can somebody tell me where the art class is?
| ||
|
Oh you are so heading to detention for that one Keith lol ?* WyvernRose
| ||
|
papys too sexy to be flautered every where only select blogs get to copy papy Hilarious as always hun  I'm a   and i'm here to stay
| ||
5/26/2005 10:47 am |
Is this an american thing? We always used to take an even handed approach to student politics: throw all the flyers in the bin and head down to the students union to get pissed.
| ||
|
I am so IRREVERENT! ha ha ha. Come get me wyvernrose ! (wanna borrow my oar)
| ||
5/26/2005 11:09 pm |
Speaking of detention....I think you have 3 to serve before you're excused so keith get in here (dark dark closet)and close the door... 
| ||
|
Ti-aye-ee-ime is on my side (yes it is)
| ||
|
"Pig the Impaler" now you are all powerful, controlling the media, your own kingdom an endless parade of near naked beauties at your beck and call." If that is true, how come I am the only one in BlogLand not getting any?
| ||
|
"People Who are Not Getting Any" Now THERES a club I can join. BTW, there's nothing wrong with taping your glasses together. I had a friend who held his Karmen Ghia together with duct tape. It just shows that you are spending money on more important things. Like ice cream.
| ||
|
Keith, I am sneaking out of studyhall!! Wanna meet me under the bleachers!!! Lady
| ||
|
I heard this conversation take place...reading it was even better!
| ||
5/27/2005 9:15 pm |
In high-school... I proclaim myself the king of the dipshits....falling somewhere between the idiot jocks and the losers hanging out in the smoking pit. I hang with everyone, but belong to no group. I am MnFun....playing by my own rules.
| ||
|
WOW almost 1000 comments.... let's make it a few more  and congratz
| ||
|
I would prefer to have that effect on children rather than women asianlady. What's a body to do?
| ||
|
I very much like your style TupeloHoneyBuzz . No, they are not for high school, but adult clubs are a reality... (care to go dancing at one I know nearby)
| ||
5/29/2005 7:45 pm |
Ohh high school hell But as a member of the football team who gets the swirlee?? Awesome dude totaly check it out
| ||
3/19/2008 3:38 pm |
lol..and you have how many personalities??? Thanks for the laughs! Makes the call for the white jacket to be delivered..lol..smiles. Do you like silver buckles or brass? All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.
| ||
|
Hello there, SweetEmotions! Welcome to the basement of The Venting Blog. During my time here in BlogLand I have developed several characters. Let's see, there is... koocnachtiek ^ . . ^ .( @ ) pigcancook The PUBLISHER The LURKER Kasey Sea (KCC) and possibly some that I cannot now remember...  Oh well, blog on!
| ||
3/21/2008 6:29 pm |
LOL. Well, I am sure they are all very nice! I know one thing.it truly makes me laugh and smile when I stop by. Laughter is good for the soul and this soul needs it often! With all your energy and personalities I can tell ya got a tiger in your tank! LOL. All love that has not friendship for its base, is like a mansion built upon the sand.
|
Become a member to create a blog
