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Classic Comments #3 The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments Sometimes when I am reading a blog I will suddenly break out in song. This one was inspired by 1hotwahine's comment in mzhunyhole's post: [post 100924] , from August 25, 2005. She wanted a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home... 1hotwahineHow could I possibly come up with anything better than following the Yellow Brick Road???? Of course that also means that the real Blogland will be in Kansas, so we might want to rethink it a little. Wait - that might actually be a good, centrally located. "...and Kansas, she said, is the name of her star..." Maybe Keithcancook will come up with a retirement song for us. mzhunyholeOOOH..I never thought of that we will need a song..lol.  . . . . . SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW Somewhere over the rainbow bloggers sigh. That's where BlogLanders go to once their old blogs have died. Somewhere over the rainbow posts go through. And all the men's balls are golden rather than a shade of blue. Someday I'll jump into a car And go to where the bloggers are All with me. Where nectar drips from honeypots and I will get laid quite a lot That's where you'll find me. Somewhere over the rainbow our rest home lies. An ol pal wanks in the rest home why then, oh why can't I? If happy little expat wanks beyond the rainbow why oh why can't I?  |
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2/14/2006 2:28 am |
LMAO...... too funny I actually heard the singing from the Movie Wizard of Oz while reading this post. Happy Valentines day! {=}Babel
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OMG... waaaayyy too funny... now... how about Elton John's 'Goodbye yellow brick road' ?...
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 another great one <marquee width="90%" behavior="scroll">Happy Valentines</marquee> I'm a   and i'm here to stay
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And, I, on the other hand, heard the IZ version...gosh, I love that version... You might want to know who to watch out for around here: Are YOU a Dirty Bad Man or Woman ! Please tell me the secrets of your sex appeal Primping! And a MUST READ: [post 2294897] Just shamelessly pimping my own damned blog! {=}
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2/14/2006 9:51 am |
thanks for the laugh, Keith me darlin'
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I gotta tell ya, that is the BEST compliment I could ever desire for a post like this. Thank you, Babel Fish. If ya hear the music and sing along in yer mind, then the post is working...  Blog On!I aim to entertain, sweetneeds! Stay tuned to The Venting Blog for more muddled music!  I'm leaving that one for you, toothy my friend! Besides, I don't wanna say goodbye to that road. Oz lives!  Aw, pappy. You are very precious to me, don't ya know? <marquee width="90%" bgcolor="blue" behavior="scroll" align="center" color="red" direction="right">Tip Your Secretary</marquee> I am not familiar with that version, fantasia.  Hi there, southrnpeach! It is nice to see you here in The Venting Blog again. I agree with you. Bloggers are a vocal lot, aren't they?  I hope you like The Wizard of Oz, 1SweetBitch. There is more to come...  Ah, WOI me lassie. Bringing you smiles is why I am here... 
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Will you marry me? Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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well, or something... Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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All things are possible in the Land of Blogz wahine; you Oz fanatic you!
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good job, lol. The Deja Vu is now complete. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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good job, lol. The Deja Vu is now complete. I betcha there's all sorts of stuff in your basement...
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2/14/2006 3:56 pm |
~sitting, staring with fixed gaze to the heavens while fondling the knitting in her wheelchair~Oh Toto, do you really think its true? Can there really be such a place.....?
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2/14/2006 4:57 pm |
Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be this suddenly doesn't sound so bad.. they'll have viagra, right?
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Oh Keith... it's so obvious you 've never heard me sing...
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2/14/2006 6:34 pm |
Hey Keith! HAPPY RED BEER DAY!
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put on the little green glasses and everything is magical.... yes, keith...oz rocks  Just a little food for thought............. If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you... {=}
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The Venting Blog can take you far far away, MOfunNOWWOW. All that is required is a little imagination... Hullo there, expat, ol pal! When we are too old to sail we will retire to the home. There you can wank yourself to your hearts content! LMAO! That's the spirit, pinkie! Click your heels together three times and say "There's no place like the retirement home"! If we are all together it won't seem so bad, sexyeyes sweetie. I would imagine that a rest home for this lot will have everything needed to continue sexual activity right on up to the point of expiration. At least that is how I feel about it... Red Beer Day? Have you been drinking with virgins again, TTA? Keep yer vocal chords flexible, Jez. And bring out that old score from The Wizard of Oz. Yer gonna need it here in The Venting Blog this week. Thank you for saying so, old one. You have been quite the story teller yourself recently. LMAO! All my readers should give [blog oldman1776] a look see. Blog On! Well well. Lookie what showed up in my blog. Or is that washed up? Welcome back, Tala, the Great & Powerful Wizard and Deity of the Fornicating Kingdom of Boo-Bo-Bia! We have work to do Mr. Wizard... <marquee style="border-left:4px double #FFFF00; border-right:4px double #00FF00; border-top:4px double #FFFF00; border-bottom:4px double #00FF00; padding:3; filter:wave(strength=15, phase=3, add=20, freq=1)" direction="down" scrolldelay="150" height="141" width="445" bgcolor="#000000" scrollamount="3" behavior="alternate"><center><font color="#FF0000">Boo-</font><font color="#FFFFFF">Bo-</font><font color="blue">Bia.</center ></font ></marquee></font> Happy Valentines day to you too, my little wildflower. I simply love Oz, goddess. It has colored my world for decades now... Blog On!
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2/15/2006 9:47 am |
WONDERFUL !!!!!! Can I be in the lollipop guild?? Huh? Can I? ROFL I am not dead yet
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2/16/2006 6:35 am |
OH Keith That is a GREAT ONE!!!!! Love the "shades of blue"!!! LOL LOL LOL Thanks for the pick me up!!
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Are we on the same track again, candysoveryverysweet? I dunno. It's certainly possible. Did you just start your cycle too? Hello there, corezon! It's nice to see a visitor from the "old days" once again. I am not sure why keithcancook has entered your dreams. The Venting Blog has been fitted with a new generator recently and has been posting with more frequency. Perhaps that is it. So, ya wanna be in the Guild eh, bard? Sure, all ya gots to do is bring lotsa suckers to The Venting Blog and yer in!
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Yes, it did stick, corezon sweetie. Perhaps we can discuss those um, other reasons in a more intimate forum? Mmm, yummy...
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Loved it!! Keith, you have brought a smile to my face, as always!! Lady
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Hi Lady! Welcome back to BlogLand sweetie!
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2/18/2006 11:14 pm |
so who is this wahine woman and why does she keep leaving all these comments on your blog? Seems kind of pushy to me.
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wahinie is my sweetie, vanna4u. Who da heck are YOU? That is an arrangement easily made, waggypolly Prior to retiring to the home, expat has promised to take me sailing around the world. We will pick you up on whatever coast you choose... I will mail you the code for the banner, girlfriend.
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