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More BlogLand Nusery Rhymes III  

keithcancook 67M
7833 posts
4/17/2010 1:51 pm
More BlogLand Nusery Rhymes III





Hi ! It's that time again. I've been visiting with new (for me, anyway) bloggers, and have been inspired. Now comes MORE of the third installment in this far from serious series.





Hush little bloggers, don't say a word.
keithie's gonna bring y'all something absurd.

If the absurd sorta makes you grin,
keithie's kinda twisted so come on in.

If you've come in it must be time,
for keithcancook's BlogLand Nursery Rhymes.






fatumpsh
[blog fatumpsh]



Eat her! Eat her! Then what's sweeter
fatumpsh swallows all your peter!
To make you cum she'll stroke you well
while her eyes grow larger as you swell.

(derived from Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater)






lovetokisnsuk



There was a bold blogger with so much to do
what with Pygar's massages, and Chronicles too!
The bloggers signed in, and on tables were spread,
advancing through levels while lying abed.

(derived from There Was An Old Woman Who Lived In A Shoe)





emeritebelle
[blog emeritebelle]



emerit-belle-Peep is counting her sleeps
each time she gets up in the a. m.
Soon she'll leave home, for The States all to roam
so her Fiftieth should be a real gem.

(derived from Little Bo-Peep Has Lost Her Sheep)






extramist



Some girls are hot, some girls are cold,
extamist will take all the lot, and turn em into gold.

(derived from Pease Pudding Hot)






TnWitchyWoman



"Witchycat witchycat where have you been?"
"I've been down to Houston with old Homecoming Queens."
"Witchycat witcycat what'd you see there?
"I saw former classmates without any hair!"

(derived from Pussycat Pussycat Where Have You Been)





smrtgirl2167
[blog smrtgirl2167]



smrtgirl had a little blog which soon began to grow
And in that blog she plays great games that are quite apropos.
She put us in her pool one day, we all began to drool,
we couldn't wait to join the fray, and diddled with our tools.

(derived from Mary Had A Little Lamb)



blog on!

keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/17/2010 9:06 pm

    Quoting  :

Well girl, it's Celebration Time! (let's disco!)

You're welcome! It is a pleasure to compose it for you.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/17/2010 9:11 pm

    Quoting  :

Yep. Plus you know that someone was thinking about you as it was written.

blog on!


Extramist 66M
14079 posts
4/17/2010 9:27 pm

Bravo!! That's the way I like my rhymes--simple and sweet and absolutely true.

AKA The Clit Whisperer.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/17/2010 10:24 pm

    Quoting Extramist:
    Bravo!! That's the way I like my rhymes--simple and sweet and absolutely true.
Actually I need to edit that rhyme. It should read "and make em feel like gold."

But y'all get the gist, right? extramist isn't Goldfinger. Nor is he Midas. Right?

Well girls, if ya really wanna know whether he is or isn't, check out his blog.

blog on!


lovetokisnsuk 75M
11626 posts
4/18/2010 4:56 am

either your brain works in three levels at 1000 mph each or you just have too much time on your hands...

that was a good one...


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/18/2010 10:41 am

I dunno how my brain works at any level, lovetokisnsuk. Writing these is rather simple. All it really requires is reading a few blog posts by the "targeted" blogger paired with knowledge of nursery rhymes.

I sorta blog in bursts, as time allows. Lately I've had a bit of the blog bug matched with some spare time...

blog on!


Lickinghardware 58F

4/18/2010 6:46 pm

Your very good at those little did-dies and thank you for visiting my blog and commenting.


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/18/2010 6:51 pm

    Quoting  :

And you are a joy to blog with, Chelsea!

Thank you, comments like that are very healthy for my ego.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/18/2010 8:02 pm

    Quoting Lickinghardware:
    Your very good at those little did-dies and thank you for visiting my blog and commenting.
Thank you, and you're welcome. I much enjoyed my visit there.

blog on!


Lickinghardware 58F

4/18/2010 9:18 pm

That's really neat that "there" link took me to well, me. How'd you that?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/18/2010 10:02 pm

    Quoting Lickinghardware:
    That's really neat that "there" link took me to well, me. How'd you that?
In between two brackets [ ] type blog nameOfBlogger any words you want. The link will show only the words you entered after the bloggers name.

You can just enter blog nameofblogger that will appear as the bloggers name thus: Lickinghardware

For more instruction follow this link blogging 101 commands that can be used in the blog posts.

blog on!


Lickinghardware 58F

4/18/2010 10:17 pm

Thank you very much for taking the time.


TnWitchyWoman 63F
6843 posts
4/19/2010 5:14 am

Witchycat. That's the first time someone has come up with that but it's very appropriate since I am a Leo. And I did see a few folks with thinning hair in Houston. LOL That's alright though, they were still as sweet as they were "back in the day". Alright, I admit, I'd still do 'em and even had an...invitation...so I guess they'd still do me too. LOL

Thank you for taking the time to write that Keith. You're a sweetheart! MWAH


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
4/19/2010 7:21 am

Writing is a pleasure for me, you are very welcome.

blog on!


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