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keithcancook vs. the Radio
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keithcancook vs. the Radio So, my father has gone out of town for a few months, and he asked me to keep an eye on his house and water the plants, etc. Being a dutiful , of course I complied, and for the past two months I've gone over every few days to take care of the place. I would switch on different lights, and even spend the night on occasion. Last night I went over there, and it was dark in the house. Hmm. Did I forget to leave any lights on?  I entered through the door which led to the kitchen, was about to fumble for the light switch... ... when suddenly a man's voice spoke LOUDLY in the darkness right in my ear!  Without thinking I thrust my fist out towards the voice. HARD! OW! CRASH! PAIN! What I had hit was no man. It was the @$#%&! radio that I had left on to ward away intruders. Yep. A radio. I had left it on NPR and it was the BBC show. They seem to have a lot of pauses on that show, and there was an ongoing pause when I entered the house. Thus it was quiet and dark before that damn newscaster started spouting. I would have posted a picture of the busted radio which I heroically defeated with a single punch - except that I had left my camera next to it earlier when I was taking nature photos of the lake behind his house. The camera went down with the radio, and now it won't work either. Jeeze-O-Pete! No camera, no radio, a rapidly swelling right hand, and on top of everything else I soiled my pants.  Welcome to my world. Editors note: The comments in this post are better than the actual post. Thanks y'all!  Blog on, everybody! |
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just go on to my signature; anything more is superfluous  
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Yep, and without his right hand my master is cut off from having sex for the next few days. Is this just another trick by keithcancook 
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That's enough kooc! 
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LMAO! That is a classic comment for sure, newaroundhere! Good one!
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just go on to my signature; anything more is superfluous blog on!
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Perhaps, honni. Tell that to my bloody knuckles. Plus my thumb joint is aching. (not to mention that I think my heart actually stopped beating for a second or two...) Yikes! Oh well, blog on! 
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 ...oh no not the camera !!! hot dam...that would tick me more than anythingthe radio can be replaced and the nucles will heal...glad it was only the radio and not some intruder... remind me not to ever sneak up on you kooc is he doing that again ... mabe i should come over and make sure he is NOT doing that   []   Seduce my mind and my body
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I love you too, CHIEF. Truly.  Certainly you can always rely on keithcancook to provide your morning chuckle. Well, mostly anyway. Except for those times when he leaves a sad suicide post on his front page for four months! (sorry about that, y'all). blog on!
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Aw, thanks for that mzhuny - (my little wildflower). blog on!
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...oh no not the camera !!! hot dam...that would tick me more than anythingthe radio can be replaced and the nucles will heal...glad it was only the radio and not some intruder... remind me not to ever sneak up on you kooc is he doing that again ... mabe i should come over and make sure he is NOT doing that Ah, maybe you should, my succulent Canadian friend...  blog on!
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He-man my ass! The only reason I swung was because the VOICE was only 2 feet away. No chance of retreat. If that radio was across the room I woulda turned, fled, and called the cops from a safe distance. I hope ya still want me after that confession... blog on!
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It wasn't that camera, my fair asianlady4love. I do know what you mean, and you should know that you are the only one, always have been, and probably ever will be...
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3/13/2008 10:24 am |
LMAO!!! That is hilarious!! Don't ya know, a voice will do no good if there are no lights? lol. Well, I guess you taught that radio one good lesson! I bet the microwave will behave now that you've killed the radio and the camera! Later! {=} ~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~
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You had me worried for a minute. I thought you were going to say you hit your dad. FINE AS WINE IN 2009! SWSunset64
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3/14/2008 7:12 am |
AWWWWWWWWWWWW Keith Im sorry about your hand babe. You know, I AM a nurse.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Id love to Kiss it.........and make it all better In fact, Id love to kiss you ALLLLLLLLLLLLL Overrrrrrrrrrrr And make you feel better................ Kisses Simon
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3/14/2008 8:57 am |
the busted radio which I heroically defeated with a single punch I'm sure you looked dashing doing it...  TTFN
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Ha! Ha! princess! Good pun!  blog on!
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LOL, I can see where you're political bent leans, peach! Good one! blog on!
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LMAO!!! That is hilarious!! Don't ya know, a voice will do no good if there are no lights? lol.Well, I guess you taught that radio one good lesson! I bet the microwave will behave now that you've killed the radio and the camera! Later! {=} Um, Ana... it was daylight when I left the house the day before. It was an honest mistake... blog on!
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I will take that under advisement PK, my faithful PECCARETTE! blog on!
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You had me worried for a minute. I thought you were going to say you hit your dad. He's still out of town, and I'm still on duty...  blog on!
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AWWWWWWWWWWWW Keith Im sorry about your hand babe. You know, I AM a nurse.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Id love to Kiss it.........and make it all better In fact, Id love to kiss you ALLLLLLLLLLLLL Overrrrrrrrrrrr And make you feel better................ Kisses Simon blog on!
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High fives Blonde while literally rolling on the floor with laughter (rofl just wasn't expressive enough) Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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Your dad may have thought you really were a dutiful son. But when he sees the destruction, he might be singing a different tune! No, wait. I guess he can't. Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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KEITH!!  YOU be careful out there...next time it might be something worse than NPR....hahah ICE that hand. 
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