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Classic Comments #12  

keithcancook 67M
7834 posts
3/9/2008 10:19 pm
Classic Comments #12


The Venting Blog Presents: Classic Comments

Yes folks, that's right. I've been reduced to posting comments that I've made in your blogs. As I have noted before ( Classic Comments 3 ) , sometimes when I visit a blog I am inspired to break out in song. Such was the case when I stumbled into the blog of simon482006 this past October.

In her post titled: [post 1101370] simon took a shot at one of my favorite all time musicals - The Sound of Music - with the following rendition.
simon writes:

simon482006 10/21/2007 3:26 pm

Sing along to the tune of "These are a few of my Favorite Things"

Big Hairy Balls and a Dick in between them

Fucking my Pussy U give me ur Semen

Pounding my Pussy and making it Sing

These are a Few of my Favorite things

When the Condom breaks When I menstruate

When Im feeling SAD

I simply remember my Favorite Things

And Then I dont Feel Sooooooo Baddddd





Not to be outdone I reached into my bag of tricks and yanked out this little ditty...

10/21/2007 4:06 pm

LMAO! Good one simon!

Sing this one to Edelweiss...


Anal vice, Anal vice
Every morning you seat me.
Dark and tight, it feels alright
As long as I do it discreetly.

It's awesome I know, when I see myself grow
see myself growing more clever.

Anal vice, Anal vice
I Pray my dick I don't sever.

blog on!



For more Classic Comments see:

Classic Comments 1 (This one's a real hoot folks. Check it out)
Classic Comments 2 (love poetry between kcc and mzhuny)
Classic Comments 3 (a song for the BlogLand Retirement Home)
Classic Comments 4 (bad puns)
Classic Comments 5 (even worse puns)
Classic Comments 6 (slapstick comedy)
Classic Comments 7 (insulting an ol pal)
Classic Comments 8 (another nausiating pun)
Classic Comments 9 (reworking of an old Christmas story)
Classic Comments 10 (giving mzhuny what she wants)
Classic Comments 11 (papy's shrinking boobs. Plus you will find a bonus classic comment by my friend, and fellow punster [blog 1hotwahine] )

AmericanBaronin 59F   
12250 posts
3/9/2008 11:21 pm

You're the nut in papy's fruitcake case, aren't you?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
3/10/2008 1:29 am

It's possible, Baroness. keithcancook may be many things, with nut & fruitcake foremost among the possibilities.

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
3/10/2008 9:01 am

It is often that I have thought of you, my fair asianlady4love. What with the moon rising every night and all...

I see that you have another new moniker these days. It's hard to keep up, you have changed it so often. Still, there's always that moon to remind me...

blog on!


rm_1hotwahine 70F
21089 posts
3/10/2008 10:11 am

Well luckily Simon didn't mind being the butt of your joke,

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
3/10/2008 11:48 am



Ever on the alert for a chance to pun, eh wahinie my love?

blog on!


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
3/10/2008 11:51 am

Or should I refer to you as "Your royal High-Knee"?


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
3/10/2008 8:12 pm

Yeah, I hear ya Ready.

I can still remember when I wrote it. I am a HUGE fan of that movie, and I watch it every couple of years.

As I recall, I noticed the post in the Most Recent section of the main blog page and went to the blog (which I only visited that one time). I figured if she could do it, so could I.

I am still aghast at choosing that particular song to warp. It is such a beautiful song... (or was, anyway)...

Oh well, I am evil and will burn in hell for it. Such is my life.

blog on!


sexymermaid6956 70F
26383 posts
3/10/2008 8:33 pm

oh my ...i know i am crazy ...but i cant help but love you

[]

Seduce my mind and my body


keithcancook 67M
18358 posts
3/10/2008 9:30 pm

Crazy is as crazy does, my Canadian friend...


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