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Ana_6973 Enjoys A Deep Dicking...Oh, And Munny!
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Ana_6973 Enjoys A Deep Dicking...Oh, And Munny! Remember a couple of months ago? It was a more innocent time back then…before I went and got all self unemployed. Gas was under four dollars a gallon and I had a happy little contest called Be My 5000th Commenter And You GetMunny. Well, take a nice, long steamy gawk at that broad there. Ana_6973 Got her image burned in memory? Good…now let me tell you why she’s better than you. Her name is Ana_6973 and she was my 5000th commenter winner. As per the rules laid out by the contest, she would get a genuine do-it-yourself Munny figure designed by yours truly and sent to her place in Vegas where she now holds this one of a kind gift in her happy little hands. Ana sells…um…electro stimulus devices to only the most depraved and adventuresome of perverts, so naturally she wanted me to design a latex clad dominatrix holding such a device. The original figure was a pale baby blue template where I first laid out a few coats of high gloss black paint to assimilate the look and feel of latex…then matte details were painted on later. I particularly like the eyes and lips as they were inspired by those ever so popular and creepy/cute Blythe dolls. And the green eye shadow makes her look…easy. I am such an honest contest administrator that I vowed to honor my true 5000th commenter with the prize whether I think they’re a creative genius or not…and boy did Ana ever miss the creative genius boat! I mean…seriously…take these gripping post titles for example: [post 1497430] [post 1453402] [post 1437469] [post 1393497] And her blog goes on and on like that. Yes, folks…she’s a girl who gets more sex than you and isn’t afraid to write it all down…in laborious detail. You’d think a “blow by blow” account of her weekend shenanigans would be really goddamned hot but these posts read like low budget porno flicks…yanno…Ana meets boy-toy for dinner and drinks…somehow in the very next scene both are naked and pounding on her couch…Ana’s pussy gets wet…her loud moans wake the neighbors…boy-toy pulls out and cums all over her tits! Cut! That’s a wrap! Next scene! Now, I know we’re on a sex site here…and we can conduct our blogs any way we please. Most of us rant, copy/paste jokes we found on the net, post song lyrics we like and write about our sexual encounters very much the way Ana does. But the thing that gets me is Ana reads maybe two novels a day and has like a masters degree in Mandarin or something. The girl is effen brilliant in real life! Honey, you can write about anything you want but you’re well read and intelligent. Why not use your natural smarts and the books you read to establish symbolism in your writing…maybe some foreshadowing…some alliteration…cripes, I’d settle for some onomatopoeia right about now! Anyway…in spite of my opinions on her writing, there is just something absolutely enticing about Ana. Maybe its her Bettie Page bangs, her full lips…her voice…her charm…her overall persona…is sexy, exotic, and dangerous like that of a James Bond villainess. She adds not just a touch, but a whole fist full of class to this joint. Like many of my close online friends, we’ll probably end up meeting in person someday. I can only hope that when she airs our dirty deed on her blog the next day it’ll read slightly better than the plot of Cock Crazy Sluts Go Nuts IV. And with any luck at all, she won’t be too pissed about me dissing her writing style. And hopefully she won’t hook up one of her electro-stimulus devices to my nuts, crank up the volts and light up the night sky like an exploded ‘70 Pinto gas tank! Ana, I was secretly rooting for you to win, so enjoy your Munny doll, baby…you’re well deserving of the win. The rest of you…head on over to Ana’s blog, inquire about electro-stimulation if you dare, congratulate her on her win, and tell her Atomic sent ya!  |
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8/7/2008 7:54 pm |
Whatever....the writing may not be brilliant but it has gotten you worked up a time or two..... Later! {=} ~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~
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Hey, Ana's blogs are one of a kind - I might not want everyone to write blogs like that, but it's nice to see that someone around here is having crazy monkey sex!  
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Nice Muny! Wish I had eyelashes like that! Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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Ana, I was secretly rooting for you to win WHAT???!!!! Our feelings are hurt. I mean really. Deeply.  Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]
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You know it's a good day when you hear mention of an exploding Pinto gas tank! Even a passing mention of a Dodge Duster or a Chevy Vega could suitably brighten my morning. But I'm easily excitable concerning "classic" 70's vehicles like that. Good to see you are still afloat. You know you are forgetting something of prime importance in that header. Ideally I think it should read... The wit, the charm, the humor, the soul patch...the AtomicArtist I know the current cadence is nice with the three items but for me the addition of "soul patch" just slam dunks it!!!!!  insert exploding bomb image here
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8/9/2008 1:43 pm |
Hey, Ana's blogs are one of a kind - I might not want everyone to write blogs like that, but it's nice to see that someone around here is having crazy monkey sex! Although I think I draw the line at monkey sex! They are just too hairy for me....and kinda short....like barely reaching above my knees short....lol Later! {=} ~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~
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8/9/2008 1:44 pm |
Fridays, Pt's, munch, come join us!! Even if you never visit anyone in the lifestyle here again...we'll have a blast!! Later! {=} ~~"I can scream as loud as your last one, but I can't claim innocence."~~
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How many times do I have to protest your totally rigged contests? How many times do I have to demand recounts? How many times do I have to reveal your shady, self-serving selection of Total Babes, like Ana, for your awards, prizes and smarmy congratulatory posts? Never mind....I get it now. Carry on. Most people are other people... FUCKING CHARACTER LIMIT!!! ~Oscar Wilde
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_____What's onomatopoeia? I like how you did the shading to give her Munny huge tits. With the way you tore into Ana's writing style, I'm glad I didn't win. At least there isn't that much of me to read.
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