1448 posts 5/5/2008 7:47 am
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new words and meanings...
New words and meanings I learned in Affairlook
Affairlook=always fucking false
Affairlook=always fucking fictitious
average=slimmer than Jo Brand
appetite for sex=what I have when you don't or what I haven't when you do
approximate=the difference on measurement of a penis from wishful to actual
bisexual for women=wish I had someone to try it
bisexual for men=gay
blamelessness=I told you I am always right
coitus interruptus=your fucking mobile ringing while we are at it
can=could
could=would never
discreet=will tell the world as soon as I manage to get a shag
docking=the art of connecting a willing cock with a willing pussy
disease free=well I am not dead yet,just got some funny spots on my genitals
erotic=neurotic without the N,U (nerves upheaval )and horny
ejaculator=wanker
e-mail=those amusing messages women get,meaningful and full of intellectuality ie:lets fuck
fuck for women=Many messages,meetings,ample massaging of my low self esteem,theater,dinner,posh hotel,will open my legs and smile
fuck for men=3 minutes while you open your legs and smile
fantasy=what many here need to associate the profile they read with the person sitting in front of them
generally speaking=I was been specific
good shape=what my magic mirror tells me
great company=got no friends
here for the blogs=I am looking for sex
handle=touch me all over
halarm=arabic pronunciation of alarm
I am looking for sex=here for the blogs
independent=my ex pays the rent
indripendent=someone who's car roof has a dent on it and it is leaking
jerkingoff=russian royal surname
jealousy for women=the feeling when meeting a woman with a better outfit
jealousy for men=the feeling when meeting a man with a 9'' cock
king of the night=can fuck for 4 minutes
keyboard=where I wake up every night with a stiff one,neck that is
kinky=can fuck with the lights on in front of the mirror
looking for a monogamous relationship=I want to fuck many ,but one at a time only
lonely=have been on line for a year
looking for love=hallucinating
men-o-pause=when you think a platonic relationship is better than an all night sex-feast
must do=will never
mega colon=big headed
no=yes if I said it twice,yes please if I said it 3 times
normal=not likely
nooky=not ok for rednecks
omg=hey all ,have a look at this
on time for women=arriving at a meeting 1 hour later
on time for men=having an orgasm 36 minutes too early
pro-files=files of professionals
procreate=educated sex
polyamorous=fuck me pink
queer for women=strange
queer for men=very strange
quick frozen=the feeling you get when entering some clicky chat rooms in here
repeat meetings for women=once a month
repeat meetings for men=twice a week
rumor=meeting someone truly nice in here
salad dodger=size 22 and above
Sexy and beautiful=how I wished I was
single=just had a fight with my other half
tactful=rare
testicleosterone=too much of that and you soon start talking bolox
tasty sperm=been eating pears and celery and been drinking pineapple juice for weeks
unlimited=as long as you do what I like
unbelievable=usual dork messages received by women
uninhibited=I will tell you my first name after we fucked a few times,like 10 or so
voluptuous=bigger than Jo Brand
vendetta=the blogs
very well endowed=longer than 6 inches
weekend meetings=anything between 2 hours and 4 days
want=can't get
web cam=wank
x-ray=ability necessary in here for eliminating con merchants,players,fakes ,etc
x-rated=will fuck with the lights on
xxx-rated will do it with lights on,in front of the mirror and film it
Young,free and single=scared I be on the shelve for ever
yogurt=sex rocks
you?=you must be joking
zekat=french pussy
zombie=some network ''friends''
ze dick=french cock
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4077 posts 6/5/2008 10:39 am |
hey ya.yeah ,thats good though they very rarely ''friends''.
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