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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!
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Second Annual Naughty Carol Contest!  A day or two ago I found a dating site I wanted to get laid– Preferably that night! They quizzed me on my brains, Emotions, and romance, But I don't care about those things I just want to drop my pants! Oh… Jingle balls, jingle balls, Hairy ones and shaved! Oh what fun it is to post My cock online today! HEY! -ALT.com member masterlorelei Now it’s your turn! For the second year now, the Affairlook elves want you to write a naughty holiday carol for us in our Naughty Carol Contest! Unwrap your best holiday fantasy, tell us what mommy was really doing to Santa, or show us where you prefer to hang the mistletoe ‒ and you could win a Gold Membership! Sit down with your milk and cookies and write your dirtiest carol or holiday limerick ‒ it needs to rhyme, and we're looking for originality and creativity! Make us laugh or make us melt ‒ but keep it under 200 words! And remember, our elves don't like naughty plagiarists ‒ if you can find it on the Internet, so can we! Multiple entries are permitted (one entry per blog post). To enter, post a comment here containing your entry. The deadline to enter is Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time . There will be no voting period for this contest. The team at Affairlook will pick the top 3 winners, which will be announced on Tuesday, Dec. 22th. Prizes for this contest are: First Place: 1-year Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Second Place: 6-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Third Place: 3-month Gold membership and assorted erotic DVDs Specific Contest Rules: 1. All entries must adhere to the Terms of Use. 2. To be valid, entries must rhyme and not exceed the 200 word limit. Invalid entries may be deleted without notice. 3. Pseudonyms only; no real names or handles allowed. 4. All entries must be submitted by Monday, December 21st at 11:59 a.m. Pacific Time. 5. General contest rules apply. |
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1 post 12/27/2009 9:46 am |
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