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Stick Figure Porn Contest!
Stick Figure Porn Contest! Did you ever get in trouble in grade school for X-rated doodlings on your notebook? Well, now's your chance to really show off your inner crude-and-rude pornographic artiste - enter our Stick Figure Porn Contest, and you could win a free Gold membership! Always wanted to write your own porn film but lacked the script, actors, or even the camera? No problem! Simply create your own stick-figure porn with a marker and a piece of paper (or crayons, or a dry-erase board) and show the world your filthy artistic genius! You don't need to be Picasso to win this art contest - we're open to all levels of art skills (and perversions!). The Contest Rules: - 5 entries is the maximum! Any additional entries will be deleted. You can't win multiple times. - Please draw and post original pictures. Remember, if you can find it on the internet, so can we! Cheaters will be deleted! - Stick figures only! No impressionist landscapes, anime or elaborate tentacle porn! - All original drawings must adhere to the Photo Guidelines. - All entries must be submitted by Monday, March 30th at 11:59 a.m. (PST). - All votes must be cast between Tuesday, March 31th and Monday, April 6th at 11:59 a.m. (PST). - General Contest Rules apply. - Entries that do not adhere to these rules will be disqualified and can be deleted without notice. A few suggestions: - Entries will appear no larger than 300 pixels wide. Your drawing will be automatically resized to 300 pixels when you post it, so make sure it looks good on this scale. See the 3 examples in this post. See? Simple! - If you draw on a piece of paper, use a sharpie or thick marker. It will be easier to see that way. - If you don't have a scanner, just snap a photo of your drawing and upload it. You can also draw on a dry-erase board and take a photo of your final masterpiece! Entries will be judged on creativity, humor, and artistic ability (or lack thereof!) To enter, post a comment here containing your drawing. The deadline to enter is Monday, March 30th at 11:59 a.m. (PST). How to enter the Stick Figure Porn Contest: 1. Photograph or scan your drawing, and save it as a .jpg or .gif. 2. Upload the image - just click "Browse" next to the photo/icon section when you go to Add a Reply. You'll be able to upload your drawing directly from your computer. 3. Add your greeting, description, or dialogue in the text box. 4. Click the "Post" button. It's that easy! The Affairlook staff will then review the entries, and the 10 finalists will be announced on Tuesday, March 31st. Members will have until Monday, April 6th at 11:59 a.m. to pick their favorite. Winners will be announced later that day! How to vote for one of the finalists: 1. Next to each entry is a round "radio" button. Click the radio button next to your favorite entry to cast your vote. 2. Each member is allowed to vote once per poll. 3. The finalists receiving the most votes will win. Prizes for this contest are: First prize: 1-year Gold membership, Affairlook T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDS Second prize: 6-month Gold membership, Affairlook T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDS Third prize: 3-month Gold membership, Affairlook T-shirt, and assorted erotic DVDS All finalists will receive 500 points. |
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Thanks everyone. Finalist will be up on Tuesday (3/31) for you to vote on.
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Huh. My last post has vanished... So here it is again: "To much friction.."
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1 post 3/30/2009 4:49 am |
My satirical artwork is entitled "Saints and Sinners!" ENJOY!!!
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Doggie forever,,,,, Stellaroum69
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Now do You see the hole?!! Then stick the lens in!!! Stellaroum69
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3/29/2009 3:40 pm |
Another little doodle, hope y'all enjoy this one more than the last! I think it's important to share, don't you? Those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither!
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3/29/2009 1:51 am |
Just a little doodle, hope y'all enjoy. More to come... Those who would sacrifice freedom for security deserve neither!
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3/28/2009 5:53 pm |
Yes, i think it means people do not like the picture or think the picture is funny. That's what I think. Which baffles me because my picture... [image] ...has disagreements. Does this mean Ra-Cunt-Zel and her pubes ain't humorous?
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3/28/2009 5:50 pm |
Yes, i think it means people do not like the picture or think the picture is funny. That's what I think. Which baffles me because my picture... [image] ...has disagreements. Does this mean Ra-Cunt-Zel and her pubes ain't humorous?
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3/28/2009 1:44 pm |
hallo all.
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3/28/2009 4:30 am |
im stuck! relax your big fucking asscheeks!
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3/28/2009 4:19 am |
mutual pleasure
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1 post 3/28/2009 1:41 am |
i think this is life most important movement
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3/27/2009 11:14 pm |
My husband lovingly drew this. We call it "Interracial Gangbang Princess". Enjoy. We laughed our asses off.
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3/27/2009 11:08 pm |
Bahahahaa. n00b proposals.
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Size Does Matter.... By MyHeartLost4U
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3/27/2009 10:44 pm |
One More Submission: maybe my last... [image] Hope it makes you smile
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Most were good! I love the ones where the "lies" of our parents are drawn, like, "I told you it would fall off". Now we need one about hairy palms. I suck at any kind of drawing, so I'll leave it up to you all.
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3/27/2009 11:58 am |
i like pie do u like pie
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3/26/2009 9:16 pm |
Not really 'stick', but... [image]
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1 post 3/26/2009 8:44 pm |
[image]
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3/26/2009 6:39 pm |
Here's Another Submission... [image]
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Here's our second
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3/26/2009 4:30 pm |
Incognito!
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3/26/2009 2:32 pm |
3 entry
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